Neon Genesis Orca Title Fairy: Dance Like You Want to Win!

[Adel]

Nominate Oman for "Title Fairy"

i think he is ready to abuse him some power

[Adel]

nominate "Please Ban Me"

for animorpherv1, assuming he doesn't mind the title.

[Adel]

mirror match!

[Adel]

lol @

Title Fairy
(Redirected from TitleFairy)
A position held by whomever moderates the granting of titles on MafiaScum. The position is currently held by Oman. Previously it has been held by Sugar, PolarBoy, and mathcam.

http://www.mafiascum.net/wiki/index.php ... TitleFairy

[Adel]

I forgot to change my ip for that edit. fail. Does Oman get to keep his promotion anyway?

[Adel]

look at the history page. I

reverted

the vandalism.

[Adel]

damn vandals updating my player stats again.

[Adel]

from another thread:

Am I the only one who finds it alarming that any alts I make are soon pmed by someone who doesn't exist in the memberlist?

Am I the only one who hasn't gotten that letter?

I'm not sure what it is, but I feel there is the basis for a title here.

[Adel]

Adel:

It's that user that keepsmaaking alts and trying to get people to another site.

Miss Mafia, Mafia Princess etc.

Icwas surprised as how I haven't gotten one yet.

didn't get the letter

or

unspammed

or

unwanted by spammer

or

didn't get the memo

or something

[Adel]

Adel stop noming your alts for titles and get back to work on the fucking game, slacker

fixed.

[Adel]

can the threshold for titles be raised from 100 posts to 1200 posts?

[Adel]

how about "Confused by Pictures" for morph?

[Adel]

Secret Frog

for Goatrevolt

French Spy

for Goatrevolt based of off the

MD

thread http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.ph ... &&start=55

[Adel]

Nominate: shaft.ed for a title change to

that's so racist

based on THIS thread.

dem.agogue is better.

[Adel]

Uncut

would be better.

[Adel]

is it too late to object to ".GIFted" for Kison? Those letters look ugly together, which is an irony that I do not appreciate. "Gifted" or ".gifted" would be much better.

[Adel]

Forksolin Cocktail

Who killed the Mohel?

I don't get these... ???

[Adel]

Why do we think Foreskin is a good idea for a title?

He's a gentile?

just when I least expect it, you make me fall in love with you all over again.

[Adel]

nominate: "sounds human as scum"

for Zorblag

[Adel]

he doesn't stay in-character when he is in an actual game.

[Adel]

"Beloved Troll"?

[Adel]

"Informative Troll" ?

[Adel]

Zorblag looks nothing like his avatar.

[Adel]

FWIW I don't look anything like a 14" tall idol.

[Adel]

The next avatar craze needs to be middle-school photos.

~~~

do all trolls eat faeries? Would "faerie eater" work?

[Adel]

Nominate Troll for

Maffia skitstövel

.

After all, everyone knows that Trolls speak swedish.

and many Scandinavians settled in Seattle. The bridge was partially built by Swedes, and this troll followed them from the old world.

second

[Adel]

I think it is far too vanilla.

[Adel]

I don't like
Zorblag: Troll
or
Ythill: That one time at band camp

both seem kind of weak to me.

[Adel]

shark jumper?

[Adel]

100% Pure

for nureins.
he has made 1108 posts, and

all

of them have been in games.

nureins - 1108 posts ( 100.0% gr)

thanks again to Kison for doing the research!

[Adel]

Nominate Ythill for: "Fabio"

Yes!

second

[Adel]

Really? Must be a chick thing.

exactly! Not even gay men understand the appeal of Fabio.

[Adel]

I think Adel just called me gay.

Isn't every man that she isn't currently pegging, gay?

fixed.

[Adel]

[quote="KaleiÐoscøpe"]

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[/quote]
best. self-nom. ever.

[Adel]

... I've noticed that Thok is starting to do the Oman thing in different threads. I think they are now entangled on a quantum level. The state of one corresponds to the state of the other, regardless of distance.... that would explain Thok's drunken posts.

nominate Oman 2.0

for Thok, and keep "Thok 2.0" for Oman.

[Adel]

... I've noticed that Thok is starting to do the Oman thing in different threads. I think they are now entangled on a quantum level. The state of one corresponds to the state of the other, regardless of distance.... that would explain Thok's drunken posts.

nominate Oman 2.0

for Thok, and keep "Thok 2.0" for Oman.

Nah. It's more lack of attention than drunkenness. I don't think I've had any alcohol in the last 6 months or so.

right.. when Oman drinks you write drunken posts. Quantum effects are weird like that.

[Adel]

But isn't it awesome that when searching for an example of a stud he'd like to be associated with, Ythill wrote "Fabio?" There are lots of studly men he could have chosen to name, but he chose Fabio.

I grew up in the 70s and 80s. Back then, "Fabio" was the tongue-in-cheek code-word for a stud, maybe because there is no substance to the guy, but probably also because of the silly name.

Also I heard he has long hair and eats "I can't Believe it's Not Butter." But that might be a rumor.

I do have long hair. I have eaten "I can't believe it's not butter" but don't do so by preference or on a regular basis or anything. Real organic butter, mmmmmmmmm. I can surely believe it's not "I can't believe it's not butter."

Anyway... not the coolest title ever, but if it makes elvis happy... go ahead, title fairy... take away my neck.

you are a stud, to the point where we don't notice if you have "substance" or not. we simply don't care. accept it.

[Adel]

Zorblag's gimick is cool

personally, I'm amazed that he is able to roleplay as as human so well in games.

[Adel]

How about

Blowfish

?

yes!

[Adel]

That Other Guy

for Korts.

It fits his playstyle, references an Open setup he designed, and the fact that due to personality or geography or whatever he seems to generally type from the perspective of The Other.

[Adel]

wow such an incredible nomination, this thread has been spam free for

days

Who is going to second it?

[Adel]

I'm Transylvanian Hungarian.

This will come off as an uneducated Amercun, but that description means about as much to me as "I'm part Reptile-man."

Transylvania is a part of Romania and not Hungary since the 1920 Trianon treaty, but about one fourth of the population is still Hungarian, with big clusters. Also, Transylvanian Hungarians always had a slightly seperate identity than other Hungarians.

a little context for other Americans:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungary
www.hunsor.se/dosszie/antihungarianatrocitiesw.pdf
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlad_III_Dracula
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallachia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transylvania



if we are going to resort to geography-based titles, can we at least avoid clichés that aren't accurate or descriptive?

"The Impaler" sucks. It would be like giving someone the title "Yosemite Sam" because they said they were from Montréal.

[Adel]

speaking of,

nominate "Yosemite Sam"

for drippinggoofball.

Vous savez tous que j'ai raison!

[Adel]

I'm tempted to nominate zwetschenwasser for "Go away already!", but I don't think it's right to give him that. (Hey, my title derives from my bad play in one game if my memory serves me correctly...)

didn't someone say something to the effect of "he posts like a one-legged cricket" in a game (IIRC from his older sig line) -- "Cricket" might work for him.

[Adel]

Adel,

Nominate Zwet for Cricket with Restless Leg Syndrome

Not for being a bad player. For his posting style. Short, often, and annoying.

Sig line was "Zwet's posting is like a cricket with Restless Leg Syndrome" and that was me.

Poetic.

second

empirical evidence:
1) zwetschenwasser - 3674 posts,

29.4 ppd

( +0, +7.09 ) ( 98.5% gr)
2) Kmd4390 - 4669 posts,

16.5 ppd

( +0, +1.12 ) ( 71.6% gr)

a sample of his game posts: http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/search.p ... &start=530

[Adel]

I have two.

[Adel]

nominate

TSQ's Elephant

for Brides and Balloons since he isn't TSQ's alt.

[Adel]

No.

Nominate Vi for Not a Village Idiot.

how about

non-VI

? ... or

Special Needs Townie

[Adel]

I kind of like

Schrödinger's Gender

or a variant for Vi. Perfectly fine as male or female until observed. I suspect I may be alone in that, though

You are not alone.

Second

[Adel]

A title feels cool up until you get one after you get one I've been pretty indifferent about it. Wondering if its best or maybe I should go back to nothing and or get something better. I can't decide.

This reads like a Public Service Announcement for why people shouldn't be too eager for a title. Just like a sexual partner, if you take the first one that comes your way, you may be in for disappointment or worse.

I've never stopped adoring my title. We have a strong and loving relationship.

[Adel]

I also prefer "Too nICe"

[Adel]

Village Intelectual

second, so long as the spelling is not "fixed"

[Adel]

nominate Nuwen for

Judge of Men

[Adel]

you that I'm not going to accept that, and Thok certainly won't go for it.

nominate ZONEfACE for

Hag Free Fag

[Adel]

Nominate Adel for

Anatomically Correct

nope, I

really

like my current title. I think it is among the best on the site, and I'm proud as hell to have it.

[Adel]

Anyone know when titles get updated?

139 hours after the last person who is due a new title has given up any expectation of seeing it.

Keep the nominations coming so we can reset that timer again!

[Adel]

Nominate Kast for tl;dr

.

I am so happy to see this thread on topic again.

second

I actually read several of his longest posts and skimmed all of his posts in two games. Good stuff. I don't think that he has diarrhea of the hands like a "tl;dr" title would suggest. His posts are informative and clearly organised. "tl;dr" would do him and the site a disservice.

[Adel]

from the "Which Scummer has the most game posts per day" thread:

63) hewitt - 1955 posts, 5.57 ppd ( -5, -0.04 ) ( 106.48% gr)

some ideas:
"on-topic"
"just here to play"
"obvious alt"

[Adel]

I'd like to nominate Adel/Yos (either of the two, or both) for

Agree with ME!

I decline.

[Adel]

nominate

Putrid Head Cheese

for Cobalt, unless it is too descriptive.

[Adel]

nominate DrippingGoofball for DrippingGoofball

[Adel]

nominate shaft.ed for RayFrost

for those that didn't catch the joke in 2143

[Adel]

Nominate Mafiascum.net for Goddammit

this

[Adel]

Nominate Mafiascum.net for Goddammit

third

also, I'd like to point out that the current title is 'a mob has formed'

so the new title would look like this

this

[Adel]

xWRECKxNxHERx

will look much better

[Adel]

nominate Vi for

Velcro Interloper

just 'cause.