Planet MafiaScum - ALL HAIL DARK LORD INSPIRATIELOOS

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>centrist
>described as democratic
>implying left/right isn't

Forum name:

Drench

Country name:

Greater Walesia

Region:

The Beleza

Politics:

Center-left

Other info:

We rock.

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we're all going to attack the host after building armies right/

i hereby form the Killing the Host Caucus

michele bachmann is our honourary president

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We need our slot to be filled. Please fill us with your entry~!

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Spend $Xmil on general upkeep, such as that the amount of money spent keeps the country in exactly the same state as it is.
Spend $10mil on mining the resources of the region. The money is delegated as such: as much as is required to develop the technology necessary, and from the funds left, 1/2 to find natural reservoirs, 1/4 on research related to the resource, and 1/4 on finding ways to market the resource for profit.

In the spirit of budget week, I shall present one within the fortnight.

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Also, it would be appreciated if I could know what general upkeep will cost, so that I may delegate funds more accurately.

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Spend .5B on a socialized system LOL FASCISM LOLOLOL to take care of the poor in terms of food shelters etc etc and prepare them for jobs in the military.

Spend .5B on orphanages that are run like military schools that also turn unwanted children into great soldiers.

Outlaw Condoms

spend 2B developing a chemical extraction rig and build them where large chemical pockets are

Spend 1B Building lots of factories for weapons of war.

Pass a law where 10% of the 18-35 year old population each year for the next 10 years spends a year in militrary training. 1B to fund

Spend 1B on general improvements

Spend 1B on upkeep

i think i love you

Also, it would be appreciated if I could know what general upkeep will cost, so that I may delegate funds more accurately.

I suggest that a United Nations-esque body be created. Diplomacy is good!

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/no support

THIS MAN IS A FASCIST AND A DICTATOR

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oh you're

actually

a fascist dictator

well that's okay then

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I will note that no singular rule of the UN is established until all member nations have voted on a suitable set. Until then, I would believe that it is one country, one vote with a simple majority passing.

In addition, I still seek costings for 'general upkeep' as described in many nations' budgets.

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This delegation of funds overrides any previous statements by the Nation of Greater Walesia.

Spend $1mil on general upkeep, such as that the amount of money spent keeps the country in exactly the same state as it is.

Spend $10mil on mining the resources of the region. The money is delegated as such: as much as is required to develop the technology necessary, and from the funds left, 1/2 to find natural reservoirs, 1/4 on research related to the resource, and 1/4 on finding ways to market the resource for profit.

Spend $4mil on expansion.

Store $3mil for emergencies. Legislate so that 10% of all income from hereon in is placed in this Emergency Store.

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CHESSKID

is the greatest ruler ever.

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um, I'm the one building the UN...

Also, potential threat? What?

Spend .5 B to figure out and terminate the threat

well, you're not

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Greater Walesia is pleased to announce a policy of automatic acceptance of any and all treaties and alliances. This is a retroactive policy. Do remember that alliances may be terminated upon review if they are of a suppressive nature.

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Actually, I was referring to the rather suggestive notion that one of you leader's wives will "do anything". But no matter.

Drench, kudos for giving me another problem

(hug)

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Building statue of giant middle finger (55IF)

fuck yeah it's gonna be done tomorrow

and i'm gonna rotate it so it points at Animorphv1

you are an international treasure

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This delegation of funds overrides any previous statements by the Nation of Greater Walesia.

Spend $1bil on general upkeep, such as that the amount of money spent keeps the country in exactly the same state as it is.

Spend $10bil on mining the resources of the region. The money is delegated as such: as much as is required to develop the technology necessary, and from the funds left, 1/2 to find natural reservoirs, 1/4 on research related to the resource, and 1/4 on finding ways to market the resource for profit.

Spend $4bil on expansion.

Store $3bil for emergencies. Legislate so that 10% of all income from hereon in is placed in this Emergency Reserve.

Mod:

If losing by getting voted out of office/getting revolution'd on is already a possibility, would it be possible to fund polls to determine the feelings of the people?

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@Drench Yes, it would. But more to the point - as I already explained -

you only get £10B

.

Do I need to put "you must read what the mod says" in the rules?

i thought we started with 20 >.>

halve everything i've said to you, in public and in private

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I will note that as one of only two sources of oil in the wider region, any embargoes placed on me

will

cripple your industry. Petroleum is incredibly important, gentlemen.

Greater Walesia extends the hand of co-operation to the Land of Ninja, and offers a co-operation pact.

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Mod:

Will updates on our projects be given as they are completed or at set times?

i'm just greedy and just want to see results

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CYBELECYBELECYBELECYBELECYBELECYBELECYBELECYBELECYBELECYBELECYBELECYBELECYBELECYBELECYBELE

join the UN btw

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What? You expect me to read 20-odd pages in two hours? Or just don't expect me to read them?
:/
Incidentally, have I missed the first spending period?

It ends in a few days, but nope.

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So then there were 18.
yay~
lol @ people obsessing over Cybele as if she were LLD or something
And now it's back to watching, loling, and waiting for 10B to arrive.

Research Internet to use Google to look up the Alt-code for the pound symbol

well see the thing is cybele is kinda awesome

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The U.N. would like to announce that membership is now

open to all nations

, following a Resolution to abolish the no-fascists clause.

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The nation of Greater Walesia

accepts

this offer from Upper Dorsica, under the condition that they be part of the planning process.

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Greater Walesia declares the following policies:

$1bil to be stored in the Emergency Reserve, bringing its total to $4bil.

$1bil to general upkeep.

All money necessary, up to $3bil, to gain an accurate finding on the profit to be gained from oil trading per week delivered to myself.

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I don't know HOW MANY BLOODY TIMES I've instructed for the profit of oil trading to be delivered to myself. God knows I've sunk enough money into it with NO RETURN, mind you, and NOT EVEN AN INKLING that it's being worked on.

Angry Drench Is Angry.

Three billion towards a modern defence force.

Four billion towards upgrading the capabilities of this defence force in all areas.

Four tenths of this defence force are to be immediately assigned as peacekeepers under the United Nations.

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Good thing I'm going Geothermal.

good luck with that

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Spend all unspent money towards expanding my territory. Do not impinge any area one kilometre away from the Land of Ninja.

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$10bil towards improving oil output and profit. Build more rigs if it's the most efficient way.

Adjust tax rate so that it is reduced by the value gained from the improved oil rig.

$1bil towards general upkeep.

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I request all members of the United Nations to refer to the QT immediately.

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hey

hey guys

you *could* just cripple mist's economy by cutting trade with them. it's the global equivalent of a siege, and she won't be able to do fuck all

as an aside, we are at 80 of 220 votes in the UN for a declaration of war against mistopia, with 140 undeclared abstains

so it'll probably pass

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I hereby

cut all trade

with Mistopia.

I expect that the ensuing drought of oil that will occur in Mistopia will cripple production in all areas.

(emphasis added by me so it doesn't get bloody ignored this time)

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As much money as necessary to increase the numbers in my defence forces to an equal standing with the largest army in existence.
5bil to grow population.

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I'm pretty sure I've read it in a book somewhere, by an author who prides himself on knowing useless facts like that (could also have been 3:1 come to think of it). I'm also pretty sure I've heard a quote somewhere from either a French or British PM from around the time before WW I.

Getting help would be useful, but then she'll probably start a nationwide draft and beat you guys that way... That should cripple her economy (and the nuke research) quite thoroughly though.

hodgman :3

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v/la for a week

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sup mod

did you miss the part where you modkilled me 4 days after my last post (also go look up what v/la means before you say it was 11)

i think you did

country back please

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thank ye izak

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*dons twirly moustache*

Expand to cover all area in The Beleza. Devote $10bil to this goal.
Once this is done, examine the entire region for oil. Devote $5bil.
$1bil for general upkeep.
Whatever's left to population growth.
Taxes to 120%.

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CHESSKID

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Improve infrastructure to deal with expanded area: 3bil
Begin very large population growth program: 5bil
MOAR OIL: 5bil
Increase defence force numbers: 2bil

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Create semi-autonomous neutral region within country.
Name it Switzerland.
Legislate so that it may not engage in war with anyone.

Convention's at Switzerland, yo.

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you guys are cute

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Propose alliance with the Calamity Isles.

Dedicate $10bil (fuck yo british pounds) to improving and increasing oil mining. In particular, that huge region I have unmined need to get un-unmined. Um.
Taxes down to 110%.
$6bil on improving defence force and increasing numbers.
$1bil on the foundations of a space project.

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Propose alliance with the Calamity Isles.

Dedicate $10bil (fuck yo british pounds) to improving and increasing oil mining. In particular, that huge region I have unmined need to get un-unmined. Um.
Taxes down to 110%.
$6bil on improving defence force and increasing numbers.
$1bil on the foundations of a space project.

DAMMIT WILL YOU MAKE THIS HAPPEN

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just say denny crane to every question, kiwieagle, you'll surely be found not guilty if you do

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also can i recolonize

greater walesia has a newfound interest in using national funds to construct huge dicks and the like

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We regret that most academics are currently focussed on the Bird Flu right now, although I'm sure after the crisis has passed we can find you a psychologist to deal with your overcompensation problems.

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"The court declines to disregard this part of the statement, because although it may not contain absolute proof, it is still of use to the jury.

hey guys can you hear that

it's the corpse of reasonable doubt being stabbed just that little bit more

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yeah okay

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my god so much not-how-law-works

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it's not a case of keeping it from becoming a legal clusterfuck, it's simple things like public evidence

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my god so much not-how-law-works

Jesus, Drench. For the most part these are kids (or young adults, etc.) and, durrr, none of them are exactly lawyers. Accept that there are gonna be a lot of inaccuracies and approximations.
Why?
Because it's a fucking game, not a court room simulacrum.

it's not a case of keeping it from becoming a legal clusterfuck, it's simple things like public evidence

CAN YOU READ

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shut up it's late

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how is it not relevant

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well i hope we've all at least learned a valuable lesson about the fifth amendment

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all we need now is a song and dance number!

(give me a few minutes on that)

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this will have to do

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just lucky i was theeeeeeeeeere

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or we'd have been left

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bereft of

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F!

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(there's two letters left of lyrics so unless i break into a rousing chorus of side by side by side i dou-)

(there i go, thinking again)

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...yes, yes i did

D!

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R!

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T-Bone's had forever to say stuff.

You spend all week dsmissing points and now that we're almost done you're ghoing to spend another week on this?

o_0

what would we do without you

(this one's biting because it both insults your intelligence and references a song!)

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ahh fuck i was about to burst into more song when a whole load of pennies just spilled out of my pocket!!

(can somebody help pick them up there's actually a lot here)

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i for one welcome our new tea party overlords

just want to check quickly if this is the real life tea party instead of some alice in wonderland fetish group please disregard the above statement

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maybe you could just open a new thread for trials

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occupy chesstopia

they are the 99%

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HERE HE COMES

MISTER WIZ

SOUND THE DRUMS

HERE HE IS

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how much money do i have signori

devote any money necessary to maintain current development of my country, and devote half of the rest to a projects fund

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Spend as much money as is required to build whatever is most insulting to Blackberry.

Utilize entire projects fund building a giant one of those visible from Blackberry's country.

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i may fly it into your airspace for a bit
we'll see how i feel

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divert all my money into a bigger middle finger

i want to beat CHESSKID

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I WANT MY MIDDLE FINGER POINTED AT CHESSKID ALL THE TIME PLEASE

ALSO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A PENIS FROM FAR OFF

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GAY RIGHTS FOR ALL!

EVERYBODY'S GETTING GAY MARRIED! EVEN YOU BOB KATTER

Spoiler: alternate reply

SO BRAVE

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$3 on a big mac

LITERALLY HITLER

(you can tell i've been on /r/circlejerk lately right)

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is my giant penis complete

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do i need to repee in chesstopia

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POST-SCARCITY

PLANET MAFIASCUM: ECONOMIC SHITTINESS

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zaphod's just zis guy, you know?

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For Planet MS part dos, I call the country name of Kobol.

will you change your mind about black people

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and at last president drench publicly urinated in peace

i think this is a victory for liberty and justice