Planet MafiaScum - ALL HAIL DARK LORD INSPIRATIELOOS

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Forum name: Chancellor Sammy Bitches

Country name: Pherv-A-Whirl

Region: Gurinland

Politics: Socialist

Other info: Nada

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JOIN DEIMOSKA, T-BONE.
TOGETHER, WITH HOPPSTER AND EMPKING, WE RULE THE LAND.

[Also, can we actually invade other regions?]

I would believe so.

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So what sorta year are we in (regarding the technology)? 1890s? 1920s?

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1B on an Intelligence Agency

.3B on Nationalistic Propaganda

.7B on a School System

.5B on Secret Police/Internal Security

2B on infrastructure(I guess this would be upkeep)

2B on building up military weaponry/training troops (.5B of that on Attack Zeplins)

1.5B on a space program

.3B on improving tourism

.2B on establishing a national athletics program

1B on mining resources

.5B on Medical Technology

Law: All males who are eligible for military service are conscripted. Women are eligible to join the military

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Accept UN thingy

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In Perv-A-Whirl News...

Pherv-A-Whirl and Fallen Angels have agreed to an alliance

Pherv-A-Whirl would like to offer an alliance to Cephalopodland to help keep the stability of Gurinland

We would also like to offer alliances to all other socialist nations: kiwieagle, Olynnia, Terroristopia

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We would also like to offer alliances to all other socialist nations: kiwieagle, Olynnia, Terroristopia

Feelin a little bit excluded here Occult .... perhaps this is down to

someone

having typo'd it as "Left Wing".... I'm quite certain that said

someone

is quite embarrassed right now.

My mistake... I did mean to offer it to you as well x.x

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IN PHREV-A-WHIRL NEWS

-No disrespect to the UN, We will have to respectfully bow out until the UN, I do not believe we will be a good fit, the Phrevs wish you well in your endeavours, I have posted my grievances in the QT and have deleted the link.

-Also, I would like to point out that the Land of Ninja and Pherv-A-Whirl have signed an alliance.

-We would also like to announce that Mistotopia has slighted our great nation and the Phrevic population is in uproar over the incident.

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We would like to inform Chesskid that not only does Pherv-A-Whirl hold alliances with both Cephlapodland and Fallen Angels, they are also in our backyard and we don't like other dogs shitting in our backyard.

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We believe the socialist alliance should be named, RED DAWN, or something to that effect. Socialist Alliance is just too dull...

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TRANSMIT THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT VIA PIRATE RADIO INTO MISTOTOPIA

The Phervic population and government is enraged by Mistotopia's wastefulness and over-extravagance. The corrupt president spends billions on a "hospital" and quickly abandons it to pocket the money for themselves. The Mistotopian bourgeoisie profit from the sweat of the workers backs, while its people tremble in fear of its president's martial law and constant terrorist attacks. It fights its greedy war in hopes to expand its power at you and your family's expense, while the Socialist Utopia of Pherv-A-Whirl has prospered, due to its unshakable leadership, solid ideology and it's treaties with its strong allies. Mistotopia has hidden the truth from what one of your goverment's top bourgeoisie referred to as the "dirty masses". We will offer the people escape from the Mistotopian dictator. Throw off your chains! Throw off your yokes! and take your freedom! Phrev-A-Whirl will accept any Mistotopia refugees and immigrants. They will be given citizenship, a job, housing and best of all, true freedom! The power belongs to the people!

New Law: Phrev-A-Whirl will accept all Mistotopian refugees and immigrants. They will be granted immediate citizenship.

Also, Gurinland Treaty sounds quite quaint, I like it.

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Now that I've got the Magic in me...

1B on Training a Mage division within my military.

This worries me a bit...

9B on training a Voldemort

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I advise all nations that Mist threatens to nuke to declare war on Mistotopia.

The more people against the communists, the better we are all off

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The Phrevic people are outraged by the comment made by the barbaric Melodica nation.

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I need to ask the mod, i was under the impression that 1B=10,000 troops, is this correct or incorrect?

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We're not barbarians.

Would primitive warmongering savages be a better description?

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No. I just don't like nukes.

The only thing the Phrevic people hate more then nukes is the Dictator of Mistotopia, but for that comment we will not support your barbarous philistine mob.

The Phrevs would like to accept Anor into the Socialist Alliance, if it is all right with the other members.

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@mod, am I no longer allowed to spend money?

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/out.