Planet MafiaScum - ALL HAIL DARK LORD INSPIRATIELOOS

[kiwieagle]

T-Bone sent the bombers I believe.

[chesskid3]

nah that was me

[izakthegoomba]

Updates will mostly be done in the mornings from now on (BST).

[kiwieagle]

http://www.timeanddate.com/library/abbr ... u/bst.html <--
So we have to wait 12 hours ?

[izakthegoomba]

Maybe. Maybe not. I might be able to do it sooner. What's the time where you are?

[kiwieagle]

-6 GMT

[Mist7676]

3:30 PM here

[T-Bone]

And if you bombard kiwi, I will bombard you!

Scramble the jets!

This was a joke by the way, I thought we were just gonna chain threaten each other into we war in circles.

Still honoring my alliance with CSL, Kiwi. Won't get into the middle of that.

Not interested in open conflict atm. Only peaceful conflict.

[Tragedy]

Wars aren<t pretty.

[Occult]

/out.

[CSL]

Bye.

OH HEY, YOU CAN GO PLANT KIWIS THERE NOW, KIWIEAGLE!

[kiwieagle]

HOLY SHET YOU ARE RIGHT

DAMN IT. I WANNA FAST FORWARD TO MONDAY....

[kiwieagle]

Give rousing speech declaring that thanks to the 150% taxes we will all be able to eat yummy kiwis...so keep on paying the taxes and soon you shall all have a kiwi for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!

[Mist7676]

Asks if I can open trade with Flying Kiwi.

Oil for Kiwis.


My people love kiwis!

[izakthegoomba]

Oh look, more war

The order came as a shock to everyone. Suddenly, the

Ethernian

troops were ordered to pull back from

Mistotopia

. the Mistotopian soldiers took shots at them as they retreated and the Ethernians were forced to shoot back, but they were mostly just glad to get away.

For Ethernia, 301 died.

For Mistotopia, 177 died.

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But in

Fallen Angels

, another war had begun. A huge 40,000 troops had been sent from

Chesstopia

, outnumbering Fallen Angels' meagre 10,000 by far. With them came about 100 early tanks, and a number of bombers. 2,000 specially trained troops came from

Flying Kiwi

, along with a whole load of long-range artillery. Fallen Angels had bolstered their defences, but it could only do so much.

The results were devastating. The sheer numbers of the Chesstopian forces ploughed through the opposing army. The tanks blasted away at the defences, while the planes dropped bombs on them and the artillery blasted away. And through the chaos, the 2,000 elite troops made their way straight to the border...

For Chesstopia, ~4,100 died. Several tanks have been destroyed.

For Flying Kiwi, ~300 died.

For Fallen Angels, ~4,300 died. The border defences have been essentially annihilated.

[Hoppster]

Damnit, did I miss the attack? >>

[T-Bone]

Looks like it.

[kiwieagle]

Asks if I can open trade with Flying Kiwi.

Oil for Kiwis.


My people love kiwis!

Will open trade after I claim a partial piece of occult's land as a kiwi planatation. First I need the money on monday

[chesskid3]

WOO HOO YOU DIE NEXT UPDATE ANI

also weapons inspectors are back.

JDGA, you're clean.

TRAGEDY HOWEVER IS A LIAR. While construction has been paused, she sunk billions into the research secretly, so she is a LOT further on in the research than we thought.

[Tragedy]

Huh?

You don't know what I'm researching, do you?

[chesskid3]

I know you secretly spent billions on your nukes.

[chesskid3]

Other nations, send your own inspectors if you don't believe me.

[Tragedy]

Nuclear Weapons, so much to tell you that you've been mistaken of.

[Tragedy]

-> 10 Million On Nuclear Weapons
-> 10 Million on Nuclear Defense in Demoiska
-> 5 Billion on Countermeasures against Nuclear Weapons/Chemicals
-> 5 Million on Ways to destroy Nuclear Weapons/Chemicals' Molecules

Oh yeah, and then there was that 'Void' Cannon... Ops.

[T-Bone]

Tsk tsk.