Newbie Introductions - Sup Fellow Home Slices

Norman · Post Post #567 (isolation #0) » Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:04 am

Hey everyone, it's been a long time.

Norman · Post Post #570 (isolation #1) » Wed Oct 26, 2011 9:23 am

Well let's just say if my Dad would've reproduced me earlier I would've been at about 65 years old. But really I'm about 49. The 65 is my supposed age... Since my old folks married at about 1948, they didn't start doing it until about 1960, then 2 years later they got me. But 65 could've been my age...

Norman · Post Post #595 (isolation #2) » Wed Nov 02, 2011 8:05 am

Conversation paradoxes ftw.

Norman · Post Post #597 (isolation #3) » Wed Nov 02, 2011 8:09 am

Yeah ok, whatever.

Norman · Post Post #599 (isolation #4) » Wed Nov 02, 2011 8:19 am

Pies.

Norman · Post Post #601 (isolation #5) » Wed Nov 02, 2011 8:20 am

That cake is a lie.

Norman · Post Post #603 (isolation #6) » Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:00 pm

That Neruz is a spy!

Norman · Post Post #631 (isolation #7) » Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:24 am

Guys... What happened?

Norman · Post Post #635 (isolation #8) » Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:59 pm

In post 634, RachMarie wrote:Good to see you and your snowman back Ray hugs %u2665

So Norm doesn't get any hug insurance huh? This is even a more sad state of affairs since the D-Day invasion of Omaha beach.

Norman · Post Post #637 (isolation #9) » Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:57 pm

In post 636, RayFrost wrote:Well, see. I'm an adorable snowman with a lazer shooting through his stomach. You're some giant holding up the leaning tower of pisa. I'm way more huggable.

Norman sad, NORMAN ANGRY! NORMAN SMASH!

Norman · Post Post #645 (isolation #10) » Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:35 pm

In post 644, RachMarie wrote:umm Ray and I are friends, so that might be why I hugged him?

Ray is a snowman, he's going to die out in the summer so you might as well give me all the hugs.

Norman · Post Post #649 (isolation #11) » Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:11 pm

In post 647, RayFrost wrote:The official division of RMArie's hugs:

75%: NS

15%: RayFrost

10%: Whoever she damn well pleases

Note that trying to take part of the 75% or the 15% reduces chances of being in the 10%.

So... No hugs for Norman?

Norman · Post Post #651 (isolation #12) » Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:52 am

In post 650, SleepyKrew wrote:I'll hug you Norman.

:O You will SK? I feel loved, I'll hug you too. *hugs*

Norman · Post Post #658 (isolation #13) » Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:04 pm

In post 652, SleepyKrew wrote:I just stole your wallet and phone.

*shoots down SK and kicks him in the face; gets on the body*

"You're lucky I didn't shoot you in the torso... Now..."

*takes out the phone in SK's pocket as he cries in agony and beats him in the face mercilessly until he's unconscious; Norm breaks the phone in the process.*

"Don't like cellphones anyways..."

*looks around... takes his money and I.D. back. Then for the last time, Norm kicks the half-dead body of the con-man and walks away. Norm's face is devilishly smiling.*

Norman · Post Post #660 (isolation #14) » Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:09 pm

In post 659, SleepyKrew wrote:This isn't Mish-Mash.

Oh really? Well I guess you're right, after all we're both in Hell.

Norman · Post Post #667 (isolation #15) » Sat Mar 17, 2012 2:18 pm

In post 665, Haylen wrote:I...I didn't mean to!

Norman, I notice a distinct lack of saying hi in my intro thread a few threads down in this forum, take it there and leave this thread for saying loving non-eccentric hellos to newbies.

HI NEWBS, MY NAME'S NORM NORM NORM NORM NORM NOR NOR NOR NORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!

Norman · Post Post #679 (isolation #16) » Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:57 am

And that is exactly why I don't befriend lots of people here because I know almost all of you are mean goddamn pub crawlers. Like me!

Norman · Post Post #684 (isolation #17) » Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:17 pm

In post 682, xRECKONERx wrote:
In post 667, Norman wrote:
In post 665, Haylen wrote:I...I didn't mean to!

Norman, I notice a distinct lack of saying hi in my intro thread a few threads down in this forum, take it there and leave this thread for saying loving non-eccentric hellos to newbies.

HI NEWBS, MY NAME'S NORM NORM NORM NORM NORM NOR NOR NOR NORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!

You can GTFO any time you want, though.

Have a nice big warm cup of s.t.f.u.?

Norman · Post Post #686 (isolation #18) » Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:27 pm

In post 685, SleepyKrew wrote:Santorum is partially made of defacate.

Because his lastname means anus. Heheheheheheheh.

Norman · Post Post #694 (isolation #19) » Wed Mar 21, 2012 8:09 am

In post 693, SleepyKrew wrote:What does that mean? Equals close?

Politicians aren't new to the Internet, they make it seem like it, though.

Norman · Post Post #722 (isolation #20) » Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:23 am

In post 721, Johhog wrote:

Don't worry, they call me shit all the time too. Sometimes they call me "player-hater". Well I don't care I just diss'em off like they're not even real

Norman · Post Post #725 (isolation #21) » Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:28 pm

In post 724, SleepyKrew wrote:Johhog isn't new. He's been here longer than you. Next time try reading comprehension before you blindly attempt to brainwash newbies into joining your little cult.

Well apparenty I've been here longer because I joined this place 1 year before he did. And I don't even have a cult you goddamn politician.

This is why I don't understand politicians.

Norman · Post Post #732 (isolation #22) » Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:46 pm

In post 729, Ythan wrote:
In post 722, Norman wrote:
In post 721, Johhog wrote:

Don't worry, they call me shit all the time too. Sometimes they call me "player-hater". Well I don't care I just diss'em off like they're not even real

Your manner of speaking is, I don't know, quaint?

Quiet hippy.

Norman · Post Post #752 (isolation #23) » Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:18 am

The pie is the truth.

Norman · Post Post #754 (isolation #24) » Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:07 am

Nay sire.

Norman · Post Post #758 (isolation #25) » Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:11 am

In post 757, Johhog wrote:Quid agis Ricardus?

My God he's a Roman sent back through time by God to mind**** us!

Norman · Post Post #764 (isolation #26) » Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:09 pm

In post 759, Oman wrote:Don't have to censor yourself on the internet, buddy, we're all adults here.

Well no offense Oman but, if I'm an adult and I see fit that I should censor curse words because kids play this game too then I'll do that.

Norman · Post Post #766 (isolation #27) » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:36 pm

In post 765, SleepyKrew wrote:Four Rude Words

Obv. youngling is obv.

Norman · Post Post #770 (isolation #28) » Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:14 am

In post 767, Johhog wrote:I dislike the fact that this might be the worst thread in all non-F62. What kind of role models are we?

I honestly don't care what happens in the future.