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Nobody Special · Post Post #1250 (ISO) » Mon Nov 28, 2011 8:48 am

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izakthegoomba · Post Post #1251 (ISO) » Mon Nov 28, 2011 8:58 am

Xalxe · Post Post #1252 (ISO) » Mon Nov 28, 2011 9:58 am

5) kdowns (SE)

animorpherv1 · Post Post #1253 (ISO) » Mon Nov 28, 2011 10:41 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysuns_3Qweo

DonJosh · Post Post #1254 (ISO) » Mon Nov 28, 2011 1:52 pm

"tenth"

izakthegoomba · Post Post #1255 (ISO) » Mon Nov 28, 2011 9:02 pm

Welcome, [REDACTED], you are an

Innocent

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Your goal is to work out whether a conspiracy exists. You win if you vote correctly. If you win, you could get one, two, or three points, depending on how you won and, in the case of no conspiracy, who else won.

The game thread is ]here.

Nobody Special · Post Post #1256 (ISO) » Mon Nov 28, 2011 9:29 pm

[REDACTED CLIENT WEB ADDRESS]

JDGA · Post Post #1257 (ISO) » Mon Nov 28, 2011 10:21 pm

Quilford · Post Post #1258 (ISO) » Mon Nov 28, 2011 10:37 pm

anyway the aforementioned rule lead to people starting and ending Point of Orders for

izakthegoomba · Post Post #1259 (ISO) » Mon Nov 28, 2011 11:00 pm

Redstone_(Ore)

Amrun · Post Post #1260 (ISO) » Mon Nov 28, 2011 11:16 pm

Yes, that was a joke.

gandalf5166 · Post Post #1261 (ISO) » Mon Nov 28, 2011 11:41 pm

In post 1254, animorpherv1 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysuns_3Qweo

OH MY GOD I LOVE REGINA SPEKTOR SHES A FUCKING GENIUS

inspiratieloos · Post Post #1262 (ISO) » Sun Mar 11, 2012 10:16 am

It said a lot for how used you can get to just about anything that when Travoc walked through the wall nobody reacted with much more than a nod of greeting. Touching the phase-shifting device on his arm to switch it off the nervous expression on the Tollan's face when he turned to Weir did not fill her with happy thoughts. 'Sorry I'm late but I wanted to check and double check my findings before breaching this with you all' he said apologetically. 'I'm pretty sure that at least some of you are not going to take this at all well' he told them, greatly underestimating his thoughts on the matter as he took a seat.

'Okay after that kind of entrance it had better be good' Sheppard told him.

'Go ahead Tesserarius' Weir told the Tollan using his military rank.

Travoc took a breath. 'As you all know I have been attempting to consolidate all files from the Atlantis database pertaining to Ancient weaponry and military secrets for some time now and although it's taken me a while I'm finally starting to get concrete results' he began. 'I was already putting together a list of possible planets where we might find surviving equipment and test sites here in Pegasus when I broadened the search parameters to our own galaxy using the additional access we've had to encrypted data since the Aquatoids emerged' he said. 'Apparently the Ancients had instigated a contingency plan in case they did but unfortunately for them it didn't come to fruition in time for the Wraith War because it would have likely helped quite a lot based on our experiences here.'

'I don't suppose you could speed this up and get to the point could you?' Beckett requested. 'I've got to get back to the Medical Bay soon.'

The Tollan closed his eyes. 'Do you remember when I mentioned before about finding references to the Ancients undertaking a program involving genetic engineering back in the Milky Way' he asked rhetorically. 'Well as I theorised it was designed to produce a biological weapon of a sort and they enjoyed not inconsiderable success in that endeavour.'

'You are saying that there is a weapon's cache or something back home which you think we can find and recover the weapon for use against the Wraith or the Aquatoids?' Vaselov asked.

Travoc opened his eyes again. 'No it's already loose' he said. 'As a matter of fact it was contained back in the Milky Way but it's already spread to Pegasus now and it's already proving to be quite effective' he said. 'It's us' he stated.

'What?' Weir exclaimed.

'It's us' Travoc told her. 'The Ancients created humanity on Earth, directed our evolution and occasionally played with our DNA over the course of millennia in order to produce a species that was far superior to them in combat ability' he said. 'You know how it's been said several times that the Ancients were very bad at war' he continued, 'well they weren't' he said. 'The problem is that our perspective is skewed, the fact is that we were just designed to be very, very good at it.'

Weir blinked. 'I'm sorry' she said eventually after a long pause, 'could you say that again' she requested.

'Our species is the result of a long-term project to produce a more innovative and aggressive race than the Ancients themselves' Travoc told her. 'The Aquatoids made the Wraith to fight the Ancients and the Ancients basically made us to fight the Aquatoids' he said. 'That is to say not all humans were made for that' he noted, 'most of the people here in Pegasus weren't made as part of the project they were more like a well-meaning hobby I suppose.'

'We're weapons?' Beckett asked in shock.

'So it seems' Travoc told him. 'The Ancients tried to finish the project in a hurry here in Pegasus during their war with the Wraith but they didn't have time to do more than introduce a few extra genes into a small number of planetary populations' he said. 'We might want to check out a world called Sateda by the way' he advised.

Teyla raised her eyebrows. 'That could explain a great deal' she said while casting nervous glances at the Ancestor Weapons sat around the room.

Beckett was philosophical now he was starting to accept the news. 'Somehow I always thought that the meaning of life stuff we were going to discover while we explored the stargate network was going to be a lot deeper than just beating the hell out of all the hostile aliens we encountered on the way' he said. 'Ironic' he added, nodding to himself.

'It can't be true' Weir said to herself quietly, 'we can't just be the leftover war-toys of some precursor civilisation' she tried to convince herself before a thought occurred and she suddenly stood up and thumped her clenched fists down on the conference table. 'I refuse to accept that Russell Sharp is a first class representative of what we were intended to be!' she shouted out into the universe before collapsing back into her chair, her eyes glassing over as she considered the bleakness of creation.

'I think you just broke the boss' Sheppard told Travoc who at least had the decency to look apologetic about it.