Mafia 2

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~races in to get the best pitch~Get your lovely italian ice-cream here. Special offer this evening, 2 for only 8,000,000 lira

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Ice-cream while we're waiting anyone?I'd just like to welcome any fellow time travellers out there. I just checked to make sure that I hadn't inadvertantly added the thread to my topic tracker, and noticed that I registered as a member on May 28 2002, 3:14. Now if I could only remember who wins the FA Cup Final next weekend I can make a bit of cash ; ;

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Quote Quiet people need to speak up more or else the mafia will never be caught. Quiet people hinder us. You are either with us, or against us. If you dont speak up, then the mafia have already won. Within reason surely I agree that SILENT people don't help the town, but too much prattle can lead to confusion and be just as unhelpful.I generally post when I think I've got something helpful to say, which unfortunately does not tend to be too often. But I will be around, paying attention to logic, and ready to vote for lynching of dirty mafia scum.

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ISE ? /

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Well not an ISE exactly ;

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I posted, got no error message, but no post showed up, so I posted again (etc)

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I don't fancy the chances of anyone with the username 'Joke' Quote I'll have to go back and look at the Beaduion group, I have some vague suspicions there. Would you care to expand Neo?

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Quote If anyone really does feel offended by me, just email me about it, and we'll settle itAm I the only one that thought there was menace in that statement

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I must be going soft, i'm starting to feel sorry for Mike And besides, everyone knows that The Master is thoroughly evil...just ask the Doctor Vote: The Master

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Go Town

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Go mith ;

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Vote: pika

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Randomly chosen (by my mother, actually)

So I attract the older, more experienced women then

Hubba hubba

I bet she's just after my chocolate ice-cream [/b]

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How old is your mum sketchwick?

8)

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Porro's, but you heard what he said about my mother.

I've never known anyone take such offence to the suggestion that they like chocolate ice-cream

vote: sketchwick

at least until he explains this ...

I switched back my vote to pikachamp because, and this is also to

eh?

thanks for the new avatar mith

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Zealot hit the nail on the head.

unvote: sketchwick

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groza, I unvoted sketchwick, but your tally still has me voting for him.

If pushed, at the moment I'd probably vote jdtay, but I've just voted him in Mafia 1, and I don't want him to think there's a vendetta going on or something

~awaits further developments before voting for jdtay (or perhaps someone else)~

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I'm pretty sure mafia can communicate up to the point of "Dude, you have 9 f***ing votes, go say something!" Heck, even townies can do that. I've done it before as both.

8O What?!

Booo! Cheat!

vote: jdtay

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FOS: Porro, for reasons I will explain later.

Oh how mysterious.

However, since I presume mith has a *better* reason for his current vote,

Vote: OG

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Well, I'm convinced(ish)

vote: saberkitty

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p.s.

unless mith actually has some real reason for the FOS on porro

Don't worry, he's either toying with you, or he's got some crap logic.

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Oh bloomin' charming.

Mith comes out with some dubious nonsence about me being mafia (he thinks but erm he's not really sure so he won't actually vote for me himself, etc. blagh blagh).

And what happens. Do people critically check his story? Scrutinise it with logic, look back at posting history to see if his (vague) story looks likely.

NO

we have a good old-fashioned crap logic (TM) bandwaggon.

Vote:mith

for trying to get me killed, whilst still trying to maintain the "well I'm not quite sure what sort of cop I am" defence, so he can try and weadle his way out of starting a bandwaggon for an innogent.

Bah.

Don't all rush to lynch me, check back over the thread, see if I (or mith) have acted suspiciously, or acted in the interests of the town. If you can't be bothered to do that, then at least give me time to look back and check. What have you got to lose by giving me time to do that? Alternatively if you want to rush to kill a townie then :0P

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Ok, here's something for you bandwaggoners to think about (and it didn't take very long to check the thread either:

So far 3 people have been lynched, i.e.

The Master - Fibonacci
Pika - Townie
JDTay - Avagadro

I voted for all 3 (post 85,p4...post 135,p6...and post 209p9)

mith voted for the first 2 (post 86,p4...post 123,p5), but was on the alternative sketchwick bandwaggon rather than JDTay's.

I think the fact that I've voted for two different mafia families is reasonable evidence to substantiate my innocence. So is mith an erroneous cop, or a member of the Avagadros?

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Oh this bandwaggon is even lamer than I thought!

mith said

2nd night I got JD as Mafia, and last night I got Porro as Mafia; however, I have no idea what my sanity was, and even with JD turning out Mafia

Well, hello!

If he got JD as mafia, how come he didn't even FOS him, never mind vote to lynch him.

~slaps bandwaggon members repeatedly~

Wake up and smell the cow droppings!

You people have played mafia before haven't you?

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Looking back at the player list I see we have lost no docs, so it's not a bad idea for a cop to come out

I just read that again and thought 'that's a bit of a mafia tactic', i.e. encourage the docs to protect a known subject (mith) so the mafia are free to bump off anyone else thay fancy, totally unhindered.

Furthermore, IMO it's not often a good idea for a cop to come out early in a game. Partly for the risk of tying up the docs.

Whatever mith is, if I was a doc I wouldn't protect him tonight, but then I've bothered to actually consider what he said, and weigh the evidence rather than jumping on a bandwaggon because I was mafia, or a bored townie or didn't like to think for myself or some other feeble reason, so I expect all the dopes that have a doc roll will protect mith forevermore until the rest of the town, including them, are slaughtered by the laughing mafia.

Due to the above quote

unvote: poor misguided mith
vote: sketchwick dirty mafia scum

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IS, help me out here. I want advice on how to be even nastier to these irritating fools

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Oh come on IS.

Is sketchwick really that dumb??? If he is, I wasn't to know!!!

There's nothing but the word of a mafia traitor to lynch me on, and you've all fell for it! You lot really are thick, thicky, thicky thickpots :OP

'ahem' woops 'gulp'.

Watch your back IS, you'll be next

Bye all

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unless you actually are Mafia

I'm astonished. Was my last post too subtle or something?

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There's nothing but the word of a mafia traitor to lynch me on

In case you thicky thickpots didn't realise, that was me letting the world know that mith is a mafia traitor.

Yes mith, you know, that other player in this game. I know it's confusing for some of you because he sometimes calls himself luna (I think it's that cross-dressing thing he's got going on).

Sorry if some of the words in my posts are more than one syllable long, I'm not deliberately trying to make life hard for you thickies, I just find it hard to drop to your level

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This kinda sealed it for me.

My fate had already been sealed by that point.

Unfortunately, I appear to be the only one who realised it. In hindsight, perhaps I should have tried to get some unvotes before the mod swooped, but silly me was too honest, thinking I was already as good as dead.

Love you all really

Ta ta from thicky

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Just in case there's any children watching

cross-dressing

That's when someone get's dressed when they're in a bad temper, so don't concentrate on what they're doing, and put their clothes on inside out.

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Gah, i don't believe it. mith feeds me (one of his family) to the town without so much as a by-your-leave, then gets himself wiped out by default.

Go Avogadros