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[Mr. Flay]

Why do we not have such a smiley on this forum, I ask you?

I don't know, maybe you should add it? I'm sure I could use it at least five times a day if I tried hard enough.

Doesn't meet mith's size requirements. http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... 10#p311710

[Tazaro]

44. fxg6(en passant)!

[izakthegoomba]

http://forum.mafiascum.net/images/smili ... iggrin.gif

Why do we not have such a smiley on this forum, I ask you?

I don't know, maybe you should add it? I'm sure I could use it at least five times a day if I tried hard enough.

Doesn't meet mith's size requirements. http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... 10#p311710

Well I'm sure we could find a way to resize it without making it look horrible...

[Xalxe]

Inactive

[inspiratieloos]

Danzo laughed in the privacy of his office. He had originally thought that this furor over "shipping" was ridiculous, but he had discovered benefits to it soon enough.

After all, it was a hobby in which all that people suffered was the occasional heartbreak, and it managed to keep the experienced ninja both occupied (

very

important, with ninja) and in practice with the subterfurge that Konoha usually ignored. Not even Sarutobi would have objected to this! Probably. Maybe.

Danzo had even learned how to stir up the pot once things had started calming down, all to ensure that Konoha's military always had a few "espionage drills" available. All that was needed was for him to prod the Civillian Council into supporting some ridiculous pairing, and the ninja would rush to counteract their shipping, and each other's shipping, and try and ensure that their own schemes to derail the plots of others didn't inspire an even worse pairing from taking place.

Yes, Konoha had finally become the hotbed of intrigue that he had always wanted it to be, and all it took, was love.

Sure, things got out of hand every once in a while, like Negi’s admirably straightforward method of ensuring that Hinata and Naruto could spend time together. His attempted hospitalization of the both of them had resulted in Tsunade setting a few ground rules regarding this shipping war, and the newest Kage of the Village of the Sand seemed to think that foreign intervention in Konoha’s shipping was acceptable, but overall, Danzo could say that everything was going exactly as according to plan-

There was a banging at the door, and one of his agents slammed it open. "Sir, we couldn't stop him, he's right urkgh-"

Standing over the unconsious body of his doorguard was Itachi.

"You tried to pair Sasuke with whom?"

Danzo blinked, and swiftly recalibrated his worldview to accommodate an Itachi who cared about that sort of thing.

"Ah, yes, that Chouji incident was merely a smokescreen for-"

"Of course he was!" Itachi snapped. "The same goes for that thing with Naruko, Hinata, and Tsunade!" Wait, what? Had he been outmaneuvered? He hadn’t accounted for that eventuality. "I was referring to your attempts to pair him up with Ino!" What?

"Itachi, I was-"

"Your obvious attempts at setting up the Naruta pairing leaves no one suitable for Sasuke, since Sakura's obviously going to end up with Shino at this point.”

Danzo had to blink at that. “But I thought that Sakura was due to discover that the letters were forged?”

Itachi glared at him. “That means nothing if she decides that, regardless of whether or not Shino was the one who originally sent the messages, she still cared for him, and you know that.” Itachi continued his staredown. “Now, as we both know that Sasuke is going to want a heterosexual relationship even if merely to start the clan up again,

regardless

of what certain factions seem to believe to believe of him and Naruto, that leaves a limited number of possibilities. Furthermore, due to the power dynamics, he is unlikely to go out with anyone of a differing age. That leaves Ino as the most reasonable candidate.”

Danzo gave a slightly confused blink. “And your point is?” Danzo looked into Itachi’s eyes, and could see more anger than he could ever recall seeing in the man's face before.

“The point is that she is a

fangirl

,” at this three tomoe began to spin, “and I cannot tolerate my little brother entering a relationship with a

fangirl

”.

It takes a special kind of insanity to write this.

[Xalxe]

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[animorpherv1]

[izakthegoomba]

[/quote]
Touché, author. Touché.[/spoiler][/quote]

[Tazaro]

sts

[Mr. Flay]

<ul>
<li>first or second degree murder</li>
<li>first degree arson</li>
<li>first degree assault</li>
<li>forcible rape</li>
<li>forcible sodomy</li>
<li>kidnapping</li>
<li>first degree robbery</li>
<li>voluntary manslaughter</li>
<li>first degree assault of a law enforcement officer</li>
<li>first or second degree child molestation</li>
<li>sexual misconduct involving a child</li>
<li>first, second, or third degree sexual misconduct</li>
<li>sexual abuse, or anyone who now or has ever been registered as a sexual offender with any state, county or local government.</li>
</ul>

[Xalxe]

Reject

[AniX]

ALL the power?

IMPOSSIBLE...to experience sexism?



But on a serious note, that writer fails to take into account sexism isn't about balance. That's the exact sort of rhetoric actual sexists want to hear because it makes feminists look like they want to take something from men when they really want to free both genders from the bounds of enforced tradition. Sexism is about gender roles, which plague men as much as they plague women, though of course in wildly different ways.

[animorpherv1]

I have now seen that post 3 times xD

[RichardGHP]

[izakthegoomba]

http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... 4#p4620734

[Nobody Special]

EWJDF4BTQW7

[izakthegoomba]

inb4 CoolDog, and group berating pop music.

[AniX]

The comments are the best part of this: "STOP HAVING FUN FOR CHARITY, YOU GUYS."

[izakthegoomba]

now if you'll excuse me, I must get back to building universes that don't fall apart two days later

[Tazaro]

more fun

[xtopherusD]

http://cowbirdsinlove.com/675

[izakthegoomba]

fgm

[animorpherv1]

http://pastebin.com/[REDACTED]

[izakthegoomba]

.tumblr.com

[AniX]

Gesualdi