In post 2124, izakthegoomba wrote:
I don't know, maybe you should add it? I'm sure I could use it at least five times a day if I tried hard enough.
Doesn't meet mith's size requirements. http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... 10#p311710
In post 2124, izakthegoomba wrote:
I don't know, maybe you should add it? I'm sure I could use it at least five times a day if I tried hard enough.
In post 2126, Mr. Flay wrote:In post 2124, izakthegoomba wrote:
I don't know, maybe you should add it? I'm sure I could use it at least five times a day if I tried hard enough.
Doesn't meet mith's size requirements. http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... 10#p311710
It takes a special kind of insanity to write this.Sir Bill, post: 9487870, member: 78618 wrote:Danzo laughed in the privacy of his office. He had originally thought that this furor over "shipping" was ridiculous, but he had discovered benefits to it soon enough.
After all, it was a hobby in which all that people suffered was the occasional heartbreak, and it managed to keep the experienced ninja both occupied (veryimportant, with ninja) and in practice with the subterfurge that Konoha usually ignored. Not even Sarutobi would have objected to this! Probably. Maybe.
Danzo had even learned how to stir up the pot once things had started calming down, all to ensure that Konoha's military always had a few "espionage drills" available. All that was needed was for him to prod the Civillian Council into supporting some ridiculous pairing, and the ninja would rush to counteract their shipping, and each other's shipping, and try and ensure that their own schemes to derail the plots of others didn't inspire an even worse pairing from taking place.
Yes, Konoha had finally become the hotbed of intrigue that he had always wanted it to be, and all it took, was love.
Sure, things got out of hand every once in a while, like Negi’s admirably straightforward method of ensuring that Hinata and Naruto could spend time together. His attempted hospitalization of the both of them had resulted in Tsunade setting a few ground rules regarding this shipping war, and the newest Kage of the Village of the Sand seemed to think that foreign intervention in Konoha’s shipping was acceptable, but overall, Danzo could say that everything was going exactly as according to plan-
There was a banging at the door, and one of his agents slammed it open. "Sir, we couldn't stop him, he's right urkgh-"
Standing over the unconsious body of his doorguard was Itachi.
"You tried to pair Sasuke with whom?"
Danzo blinked, and swiftly recalibrated his worldview to accommodate an Itachi who cared about that sort of thing.
"Ah, yes, that Chouji incident was merely a smokescreen for-"
"Of course he was!" Itachi snapped. "The same goes for that thing with Naruko, Hinata, and Tsunade!" Wait, what? Had he been outmaneuvered? He hadn’t accounted for that eventuality. "I was referring to your attempts to pair him up with Ino!" What?
"Itachi, I was-"
"Your obvious attempts at setting up the Naruta pairing leaves no one suitable for Sasuke, since Sakura's obviously going to end up with Shino at this point.”
Danzo had to blink at that. “But I thought that Sakura was due to discover that the letters were forged?”
Itachi glared at him. “That means nothing if she decides that, regardless of whether or not Shino was the one who originally sent the messages, she still cared for him, and you know that.” Itachi continued his staredown. “Now, as we both know that Sasuke is going to want a heterosexual relationship even if merely to start the clan up again,regardlessof what certain factions seem to believe to believe of him and Naruto, that leaves a limited number of possibilities. Furthermore, due to the power dynamics, he is unlikely to go out with anyone of a differing age. That leaves Ino as the most reasonable candidate.”
Danzo gave a slightly confused blink. “And your point is?” Danzo looked into Itachi’s eyes, and could see more anger than he could ever recall seeing in the man's face before.
“The point is that she is afangirl,” at this three tomoe began to spin, “and I cannot tolerate my little brother entering a relationship with afangirl”.