NY 161: Overly-Posh Mafia (POSH WIN - NIGHT X)

[Maestro]

Starting Playerlist:

1. TheUnderachivers (hydra of Nero Cain and Mastin)
   
2. Majiffy
   
3. pirate mollie
   
4. Lord Mhork
   
5. Om of the Nom
   ArcAngel9
   
6. Josh Lyman
   ActionDan
   
7. zabriel
   
8. I Am Innocent
   
9. Bitmap
   AngryPidgeon
   
10. Aj the Epic
    
11. Herobrine (hydra of Mist7676 and Rob13)
    Dreams of Grandeur (hydra of Nachomamma8 and Mantisdreamz)
    
12. borkjerfkin
    
13. mozamis
    
14. TheReverend
    
15. penguin_alien
    
16. Boner Police (hydra of xRECKONERx and MattP)
    MattP
    
17. JacobSavage
    buldermar
    
18. UberNinja
    
19. PeregrineV
    
20. chkflip
    
21. Vifam

Spoiler: Currently Flapping Their Gums About Stuff In-Thread (ALIVE)

borkjerfkin -

Mafia Goon

UberNinja -

Mafia Goon

Vifam -

Mafia Goon

Spoiler: Currently Parading About the Underworld in "Ghastly" Fashion (DEAD)

TheUnderachivers (hydra of Nero Cain and Mastin) -

Vanilla Townie

lynched Day 1
chkflip -

Vanilla Townie

killed Night 1

Om of the Nom

ArcAngel9 -

Mafia Jailkeeper

lynched Day 2
mozamis -

Town Mason

killed Night 2

Herobrine (hydra of Mist7676 and Rob13)

Dreams of Grandeur (hydra of Nachomamma8 and Mantisdreamz) -

Town Vigilante

killed Night 2
zabriel -

Vanilla Townie

lynched Day 3

JacobSavage

buldermar -

Compulsive Bodyguard

killed Night 3

Boner Police (hydra of xRECKONERx and MattP)

MattP -

Vanilla Townie

lynched Day 4
PeregrineV -

Town Mason

killed Night 4

Josh Lyman

ActionDan -

Vanilla Townie

lynched Day 5
pirate mollie -

Town Mason

killed Night 5
I Am Innocent -

Town Cop

Mafia Traitor

lynched Day 6

Bitmap

AngryPidgeon -

Vanilla Townie

killed Night 6
penguin_alien -

Vanilla Townie

lynched Day 7
Majiffy -

Vanilla Townie

ENDGAMED

Lord Mhork -

Town Innocent Child

ENDGAMED

Aj the Epic -

Vanilla Townie

ENDGAMED

TheReverend -

Vanilla Townie

ENDGAMED

Spoiler: Currently In a Very Woeful State of Fucking Off Entirely and Sitting in a Corner Somewhere All By Themselves Forever (MODKILLED)

Hopefully, nobody. But you never know, do you?

Spoiler: Ruleset

All Site-wide Game Rules are in effect.

*

This is my color.

You are free to use any other color you want, as long as it doesn't become obnoxious.
* You are expected to be an active participant in this game. Players who have not posted for 24 hours will be prodded on request.
* After 48 hours, if not already requested and if not on V/LA, players will be officially prodded for inactivity.
* If, at any time, a player has received 3 prods, or enough time has elapsed since any prod has been sent, I will automatically start searching for a replacement.
* If you would like to request replacement or declare V/LA at any time, please PM me or post in-thread.

* If you have a personal problem with another player's activity/posting, please PM me.

* This game will utilize a bankable deadline.
* Day 1 will be 4 weeks in length. Days after Day 1 will have guaranteed lengths of 4 real-time days. Deadline exceptions will only be made in extremely rare circumstances.
* Nights will have deadlines of 2 days. Night deadline exceptions will only be made to accomodate Nighttime replacements.

* Votes will only be counted if they are at the start of a line and are in a format such as

Vote: Maestro

or VOTE: Maestro.

* You MAY vote for the option to "No Lynch".
* If "No Lynch" has the most votes at deadline, there will be No Lynch.
* If no player / option has reached majority vote by deadline, the option with the most votes will determine the outcome.
* If a player / option have a tied vote at deadline, the first placed vote between the two options will be used to determine the outcome.

* Upon being Lynched or dying overnight, players may make one "Bah!"-type post after they are officially dead. This post may not contain game-related information or any knowledge they may have of the game's setup or the other players. This rule will be enforced by a Modkill or other action that would harm the offending player's faction. (e.g. Deus Ex Roleblock, Insta-Night, etc.)

* I will be editing Votecounts into the first post on every page...if you have a huge problem with this, please PM me.

AND FINALLY:

I am aware that I make mistakes. Please PM me about any I may make or address me in bold in-thread. Do not hash out issues with me in-thread unless the entire playerlist would benefit.

[Maestro]

Role PM's have all been sent. The game will begin when 15/21 players have confirmed via PM in the manner required.
The Vanilla Townie Role PM is supplied below:

Spoiler: Vanilla Townie Role PM

"Hello there, you are a Vanilla Townie.

You have the powers of your voice and your vote.

Use them well, and during the Day, and you may yet survive.

You win when all threats to the Town are eliminated and at least one Town-aligned player is still alive.
Please confirm via PM telling me what special kind of deadline this game uses."

[Maestro]

AT LEAST 15 / 21 CONFIRMED! DAY 1 BEGINS NOW!

VoteCount #1.01

Not Voting:

theunderachivers, Majiffy, pirate mollie, Lord Mhork, Om of the Nom, Josh Lyman, zabriel, I Am Innocent, Bitmap, Aj the Epic, Herobrine, borkjerfkin, mozamis, TheReverend, penguin_alien, Boner Police, JacobSavage, UberNinja, PeregrineV, chkflip, Vifam

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-02-21 17:00:00)

[Maestro]

VoteCount #1.02

Bitmap -

4

[L-7]

TheReverend, PeregrineV, Boner Police, Herobrine
UberNinja -

1

[L-10]

borkjerfkin
Herobrine -

2

[L-9]

Bitmap, Vifam
pirate mollie -

1

[L-10]

Josh Lyman
Majiffy -

1

[L-10]

JacobSavage
Lord Mhork -

1

[L-10]

pirate mollie

With 21 alive it takes 11 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

theunderachivers, Majiffy, Lord Mhork, Om of the Nom, zabriel, I Am Innocent, Aj the Epic, mozamis, penguin_alien, UberNinja, chkflip

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-02-21 17:00:00)

EDIT: I'm badass with my pagetop.

[Maestro]

VoteCount #1.03

Bitmap -

4

[L-7]

TheReverend, PeregrineV, Boner Police, Herobrine
UberNinja -

1

[L-10]

borkjerfkin
Herobrine -

1

[L-10]

Vifam
pirate mollie -

1

[L-10]

Josh Lyman
Majiffy -

1

[L-10]

JacobSavage
JacobSavage -

1

[L-10]

pirate mollie
Boner Police -

1

[L-10]

Bitmap

With 21 alive it takes 11 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

theunderachivers, Majiffy, Lord Mhork, Om of the Nom, zabriel, I Am Innocent, Aj the Epic, mozamis, penguin_alien, UberNinja, chkflip

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-02-21 17:00:00)

[Maestro]

You know that game... I was scum but you thought I was town and I was pretty high on your town list? And then I said I was scum and you were like, I'm sad? Yeah, that.

I just explicitly told you NOT to reference an ongoing game and to instead quote the posts from here and bold the parts that PERTAINED to your point. Good job

Hey, do you like making me break rules? I said that's why I wasn't going to explain it, derp.

Stop this foolishness right now, I say. You're all bloody foppish fuckheads if you think you're going to get away with this again. I shall give out one general warning at this time to the entire playerlist - the next time such a frightful breakage of the rules occurs, I'll make somebody Sit in a Corner Somewhere All By Themselves Forever In a Very Woeful State of Fucking Off Entirely, which is a phrase which here means "Modkill".

[Maestro]

...and I mean that sincerely, and with love. Now get on with it.

VoteCount #1.04

Bitmap -

5

[L-6]

TheReverend, PeregrineV, Boner Police, Herobrine, Majiffy
UberNinja -

1

[L-10]

borkjerfkin
Herobrine -

1

[L-10]

Vifam
pirate mollie -

1

[L-10]

Josh Lyman
Majiffy -

1

[L-10]

JacobSavage
JacobSavage -

1

[L-10]

pirate mollie
Boner Police -

1

[L-10]

Bitmap

With 21 alive it takes 11 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

theunderachivers, Lord Mhork, Om of the Nom, zabriel, I Am Innocent, Aj the Epic, mozamis, penguin_alien, UberNinja, chkflip

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-02-21 17:00:00)

[Maestro]

You know, I only now realize that some of you have been online for oh-so-long, why, right from when I opened the "game" up to posting! When

do

you ever have time for tea, or supper, or dinner, or whatever-meal-it-is-you-should-be-eating? Seems improper for me to hold you to such an obligation as posting constantly on an internet forum...do feel free to take a break and rest for a bit...?

Oh well. You can't blame an old fool for trying. Think about it though. I do hope you have better things to do.

Or perhaps you don't. Pity.

VoteCount #1.05

Bitmap -

4

[L-7]

TheReverend, PeregrineV, Herobrine, Majiffy
UberNinja -

1

[L-10]

borkjerfkin
Herobrine -

2

[L-9]

Vifam, Bitmap
pirate mollie -

1

[L-10]

Josh Lyman
Majiffy -

1

[L-10]

JacobSavage
JacobSavage -

2

[L-9]

pirate mollie, I Am Innocent
Mozamis -

1

[L-10]

Boner Police

With 21 alive it takes 11 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

theunderachivers, Lord Mhork, Om of the Nom, zabriel, Aj the Epic, mozamis, penguin_alien, UberNinja, chkflip

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-02-21 17:00:00)

[Maestro]

It was flavor, guys. FFS...

[Maestro]

A Wise Man once said "unto us a child is born", but a worldly-wise man once said that "whenever I feel sad, I stop feeling sad and feel awesome instead". Really, my friend, which would you rather be?

VoteCount #1.06

Bitmap -

4

[L-7]

PeregrineV, Herobrine, Majiffy, "theunderachivers"

*hmph*

UberNinja -

1

[L-10]

borkjerfkin
Herobrine -

2

[L-9]

Vifam, Bitmap
pirate mollie -

1

[L-10]

Josh Lyman
Majiffy -

1

[L-10]

JacobSavage
JacobSavage -

2

[L-9]

pirate mollie, I Am Innocent
mozamis -

2

[L-9]

Boner Police, chkflip
Vifam -

1

[L-10]

TheReverend

With 21 alive it takes 11 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

Lord Mhork, Om of the Nom, zabriel, Aj the Epic, mozamis, penguin_alien, UberNinja

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-02-21 17:00:00)

[Maestro]

Spoiler:

Both?

[Maestro]

*cough*

[Maestro]

UK star Benedict Cumberbatch thinks posh-bashing is something of an infamous national past-time, and that the overall social stigma attached to being posh has suddenly become too much for his sensibilities. Honestly, if the man weren't so talented I would say he can sod off to the United States if he wants to: those of us who're truly posh take the bashing as a compliment.

VoteCount #1.07

Bitmap -

4

[L-7]

PeregrineV, Herobrine, Majiffy, theunderachivers
UberNinja -

1

[L-10]

borkjerfkin
Herobrine -

2

[L-9]

Vifam, Bitmap
pirate mollie -

1

[L-10]

Josh Lyman
Majiffy -

1

[L-10]

JacobSavage
JacobSavage -

2

[L-9]

pirate mollie, I Am Innocent
mozamis -

3

[L-8]

Boner Police, chkflip, Om of the Nom
Vifam -

1

[L-10]

TheReverend
Josh Lyman -

1

[L-10]

Aj the Epic

With 21 alive it takes 11 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

Lord Mhork, zabriel, mozamis, penguin_alien, UberNinja

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-02-21 17:00:00)

[Maestro]

Also anyone who is voting via PM is scum stop doing it

No votes have, can, or will be accepted through PM.

[Maestro]

"Let them eat cake!"

VoteCount #1.08

Bitmap -

4

[L-7]

PeregrineV, Herobrine, Majiffy, theunderachivers
UberNinja -

1

[L-10]

borkjerfkin
Herobrine -

2

[L-9]

Vifam, Bitmap
pirate mollie -

1

[L-10]

Josh Lyman
Majiffy -

1

[L-10]

JacobSavage
JacobSavage -

2

[L-9]

pirate mollie, I Am Innocent
mozamis -

3

[L-8]

Boner Police, chkflip, Om of the Nom
Josh Lyman -

1

[L-10]

Aj the Epic
Om of the Nom -

1

[L-10]

Bitmap

With 21 alive it takes 11 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

Lord Mhork, zabriel, mozamis, penguin_alien, UberNinja, TheReverend

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-02-21 17:00:00)

[Maestro]

This whole thing was probably a misunderstanding because I sometimes go back and edit in votes within a couple posts of VC's.
I will stop if it is causing confusion or if anybody has any objection to it whatsoever. It's personal preference, really.

[Maestro]

Oh, I'll be posh when I feel like being posh. These sardonic comments don't write themselves, you know.

VoteCount #1.09

Bitmap -

5

[L-6]

PeregrineV, Herobrine, Majiffy, theunderachivers, TheReverend
UberNinja -

1

[L-10]

borkjerfkin
Herobrine -

2

[L-9]

Vifam,
pirate mollie -

2

[L-9]

Josh Lyman, Bitmap
Majiffy -

1

[L-10]

JacobSavage
JacobSavage -

2

[L-9]

pirate mollie, I Am Innocent
mozamis -

3

[L-8]

chkflip, Om of the Nom, Boner Police
Josh Lyman -

1

[L-10]

Aj the Epic

With 21 alive it takes 11 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

Lord Mhork, zabriel, mozamis, penguin_alien, UberNinja

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-02-21 17:00:00)

[Maestro]

VoteCount #1.10

Bitmap -

2

[L-9]

theunderachivers, TheReverend
Herobrine -

2

[L-9]

Vifam, borkjerfkin
pirate mollie -

3

[L-8]

Josh Lyman, Bitmap, Lord Mhork
Majiffy -

1

[L-10]

JacobSavage
JacobSavage -

2

[L-9]

pirate mollie, I Am Innocent
mozamis -

5

[L-6]

chkflip, Om of the Nom, Boner Police, pengiun_alien, zabriel, Majiffy
Josh Lyman -

1

[L-10]

Aj the Epic
pengiun_alien -

3

[L-8]

PeregrineV, Herobrine, mozamis

With 21 alive it takes 11 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

UberNinja

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-02-21 17:00:00)

[Maestro]

I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly, who would I shit on?”

VoteCount #1.11

Bitmap -

1

[L-10]

TheReverend
Herobrine -

3

[L-8]

borkjerfkin, Vifam, chkflip
pirate mollie -

2

[L-9]

Josh Lyman, Lord Mhork
Majiffy -

1

[L-10]

JacobSavage
JacobSavage -

2

[L-9]

pirate mollie, I Am Innocent
mozamis -

4

[L-7]

Om of the Nom, pengiun_alien, zabriel, Majiffy
Josh Lyman -

1

[L-10]

Aj the Epic
pengiun_alien -

2

[L-9]

PeregrineV, mozamis
Om of the Nom -

2

[L-9]

Bitmap, Herobrine
Lord Mhork -

1

[L-10]

Boner Police
chkflip -

1

[L-10]

theunderachivers

With 21 alive it takes 11 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

UberNinja

V/LA over the weekend:

TheReverend, theunderachivers

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-02-21 17:00:00)

[Maestro]

Apologies for lack of VC, semi-V/LA during annual LotR Extended Edition Marathon. Couldn't be helped.

[Maestro]

It has been brought to my attention that chkflip's Post #586 references an ongoing game. I probably would not have noticed had it not been brought to my attention, but

REALLY

. I must protest, most vehemently, to this infraction of the rules coming into play yet again in this game.

You all shall have a short time-out whilst I decide whether or not to exercise the right I would have in dispensing punishment - I gave a very obvious warning for this before, and I take this rule VERY seriously.

[Maestro]

Please note the shortened Deadline / Bankable Time. This is the LAST TIME I want to hear anything even relating to an ongoing game and it is the LAST TIME I will cop out on my little pre-VC flavor. You all probably don't read it anyway. How

very

unappreciative.

VoteCount #1.12

Herobrine -

3

[L-8]

borkjerfkin, chkflip, zabriel
pirate mollie -

4

[L-7]

Josh Lyman, Lord Mhork, Herobrine, I Am Innocent
Majiffy -

1

[L-10]

JacobSavage
JacobSavage -

1

[L-10]

pirate mollie,
mozamis -

2

[L-9]

pengiun_alien, Majiffy
Josh Lyman -

1

[L-10]

Aj the Epic
pengiun_alien -

2

[L-9]

PeregrineV, mozamis
chkflip -

1

[L-10]

theunderachivers
UberNinja -

1

[L-10]

Boner Police

With 21 alive it takes 11 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

UberNinja, Om of the Nom, TheReverend, Bitmap, Vifam

V/LA over the weekend:

TheReverend, theunderachivers, chkflip (?)

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-02-11 17:00:00)

[Maestro]

*cough*

[Maestro]

VoteCount #1.13

Herobrine -

2

[L-9]

borkjerfkin, zabriel
pirate mollie -

4

[L-7]

Josh Lyman, Lord Mhork, Herobrine, I Am Innocent
JacobSavage -

1

[L-10]

pirate mollie
mozamis -

2

[L-9]

pengiun_alien, Majiffy
Josh Lyman -

1

[L-10]

Aj the Epic
pengiun_alien -

2

[L-9]

PeregrineV, mozamis
chkflip -

1

[L-10]

theunderachivers
UberNinja -

1

[L-10]

Boner Police
Lord Mhork -

3

[L-8]

JacobSavage, chkflip, Bitmap

With 21 alive it takes 11 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

UberNinja, Om of the Nom, TheReverend, Vifam

V/LA over the weekend:

TheReverend, theunderachivers, chkflip (?)

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-02-11 17:00:00)

[Maestro]

*

clears throat

* MattP replaces the now-defunct Boner Police.

[Maestro]

Wait a second...

[Maestro]

Well that works out.

[Maestro]

VoteCount #1.14

Herobrine -

1

[L-10]

borkjerfkin
pirate mollie -

5

[L-6]

Josh Lyman, Lord Mhork, Herobrine, I Am Innocent, Bitmap
JacobSavage -

1

[L-10]

pirate mollie
mozamis -

1

[L-10]

pengiun_alien
pengiun_alien -

2

[L-9]

PeregrineV, mozamis
Lord Mhork -

5

[L-6]

JacobSavage, chkflip, zabriel, Om of the Nom, MattP
TheUnderachivers -

3

[L-8]

Vifam, Majiffy, Aj the Epic
Josh Lyman -

1

[L-10]

TheUnderachivers

With 21 alive it takes 11 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

UberNinja, TheReverend

V/LA over the weekend:

TheReverend, TheUnderachivers, chkflip (?)

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-02-11 17:00:00)

[Maestro]

Cool. When I get home.

[Maestro]

Oh, wait.

[Maestro]

There we go. That's better.

VoteCount #1.15

Herobrine -

1

[L-10]

borkjerfkin
pirate mollie -

4

[L-7]

Josh Lyman, Lord Mhork, Herobrine, I Am Innocent
JacobSavage -

1

[L-10]

pirate mollie
pengiun_alien -

1

[L-10]

PeregrineV
Lord Mhork -

9

[L-2]

JacobSavage, chkflip, zabriel, Om of the Nom, MattP, Bitmap, pengiun_alien, Vifam, Majiffy
TheUnderachivers -

1

[L-10]

Aj the Epic
Josh Lyman -

2

[L-9]

mozamis, TheUnderachivers

With 21 alive it takes 11 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

UberNinja, TheReverend

V/LA over the weekend:

TheReverend, TheUnderachivers, chkflip (?)

Prod Status:

borkjerfkin and Josh Lyman prodded on request of chkflip (48 hrs. +)
UberNinja and Lord Mhork prodded because I felt like it (24 hrs. +)
JacobSavage can be requested for prodding in (expired on 2013-01-27 18:33:00)

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-02-11 17:00:00)[/mech]

[Maestro]

Om of the Nom has requested replacement. Beginning the search now.

Also - a player has requested via PM that Majiffy and Vifam be given a warning as their recent posting is (in the eyes of this player) bordering on personal attacks against UberNinja. If I receive another such PM, regardless of my own opinions, I will consider their posting to have broken my rule against such attacks. Please be mindful of your posting and its effect on other players.

[Maestro]

I have received a second PM from a different player wishing to voice dissatisfaction with your posting...this is an official warning.

[Maestro]

I have received a second PM from a different player wishing to voice dissatisfaction with your posting...this is an official warning.

To be fair, you don't *technically* have a rule against attacking players in the ruleset.

It is a part of the linked wiki page Boilerplate-suggested Site-wide Game Rules that form the core of my ruleset.
This issue need not be hashed out in-thread, a warning has been given. That's all. I still love everyone in this game and I'm grateful for the activity, etc.

[Maestro]

[Maestro]

VoteCount #1.16

Herobrine -

1

[L-10]

borkjerfkin
pirate mollie -

4

[L-7]

Josh Lyman, Lord Mhork, Herobrine, I Am Innocent, UberNinja
pengiun_alien -

1

[L-10]

PeregrineV
Lord Mhork -

7

[L-5]

JacobSavage, chkflip, zabriel, Bitmap, pengiun_alien, Vifam, Majiffy
TheUnderachivers -

1

[L-10]

Aj the Epic
Josh Lyman -

2

[L-9]

mozamis, TheUnderachivers
I Am Innocent -

1

[L-10]

MattP
UberNinja -

2

[L-9]

Om of the Nom, pirate mollie

With 21 alive it takes 11 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

TheReverend

V/LA over the weekend:

TheReverend, TheUnderachivers, chkflip (?)

Activity Status:

borkjerfkin, UberNinja, and Lord Mhork have responded to their prods.
JacobSavage and PeregrineV can be requested for prodding.
Josh Lyman has not responded to his prod and is subject to a replacement search in (expired on 2013-01-28 17:19:00)

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-02-11 17:00:00)

[Maestro]

ArcAngel9 replaces Om of the Nom, effective immediately.
Preemptively searching for a replacement for Josh Lyman.

VoteCount #1.17

Herobrine -

1

[L-10]

borkjerfkin
pirate mollie -

5

[L-6]

Josh Lyman, Lord Mhork, Herobrine, I Am Innocent, UberNinja
pengiun_alien -

1

[L-10]

PeregrineV
Lord Mhork -

4

[L-7]

chkflip, Bitmap, pengiun_alien, Vifam, Majiffy
TheUnderachivers -

1

[L-10]

Aj the Epic
Josh Lyman -

3

[L-8]

mozamis, TheUnderachivers, TheReverend
I Am Innocent -

3

[L-8]

MattP, zabriel, JacobSavage
UberNinja -

2

[L-9]

ArcAngel9, pirate mollie

With 21 alive it takes 11 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

Activity Status:

Preemptively searching for a replacement for Josh Lyman.

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-02-11 17:00:00)

[Maestro]

ActionDan replaces Josh Lyman, effective immediately.

[Maestro]

ArcAngel9 replaces Om of the Nom, effective immediately.

[Maestro]

VoteCount #1.18

pirate mollie -

3

[L-8]

I Am Innocent, UberNinja, Lord Mhork
pengiun_alien -

4

[L-7]

PeregrineV
Lord Mhork -

2

[L-9]

Bitmap, Majiffy
TheUnderachivers -

6

[L-5]

Aj the Epic, Vifam, Herobrine, mozamis, borkjerfkin, chkflip
I Am Innocent -

3

[L-8]

MattP, zabriel, JacobSavage
UberNinja -

1

[L-10]

pirate mollie
JacobSavage

2

[L-9]

ActionDan, pengiun_alien
Aj the Epic -

2

[L-9]

TheUnderachivers, TheReverend

With 21 alive it takes 11 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

ArcAngel9

Activity Status:

I Am Innocent may be requested for prodding in (expired on 2013-01-29 17:47:00)
Bitmap may be requested for prodding in (expired on 2013-01-29 20:49:00)

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-02-11 17:00:00)

[Maestro]

@Mod - early request for prod of IAI - please process in ~5 minutes

.....I Am Innocent has been prodded

[Maestro]

Searching for a replacement for Bitmap.

[Maestro]

Since zabriel misses the flavor, I guess that just means I simply

must

continue. I'm not exactly sure

why

anybody cares about the flavor right now - nobody seemed to care before! At this point you all seem intent to grumble on amongst yourselves - Majiffy hasn't even touched his sandwich and TheReverend is only on his second cup of tea. How droll.

VoteCount #1.19

pirate mollie -

2

[L-9]

UberNinja, Lord Mhork
Lord Mhork -

1

[L-10]

Bitmap
TheUnderachivers -

7

[L-4]

Aj the Epic, Vifam, Herobrine, borkjerfkin, zabriel, Majiffy, chkflip
I Am Innocent -

2

[L-9]

MattP, JacobSavage
UberNinja -

2

[L-9]

pirate mollie, PeregrineV
JacobSavage

4

[L-7]

ActionDan, pengiun_alien, I Am Innocent, TheUnderachivers
Aj the Epic -

1

[L-10]

TheReverend

With 21 alive it takes 11 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

ArcAngel9, mozamis

Activity Status:

Searching for a replacement for Bitmap

EVEYRBODY ELSE

.....is posh.

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-02-11 17:00:00)

[Maestro]

Mod can you fix 1284's tags? I don't even know what the fuck.

You think I know what you meant to post there?

[Maestro]

VoteCount #1.20

pirate mollie -

2

[L-9]

UberNinja, Lord Mhork
Lord Mhork -

1

[L-10]

Bitmap
TheUnderachivers -

8

[L-3]

Aj the Epic, Vifam, Herobrine, borkjerfkin, zabriel, Majiffy, chkflip, JacobSavage
I Am Innocent -

2

[L-9]

MattP,
UberNinja -

2

[L-9]

pirate mollie, PeregrineV
JacobSavage

5

[L-6]

ActionDan, pengiun_alien, I Am Innocent, mozamis, TheUnderachivers
Herobrine -

1

[L-10]

TheReverend
chkflip -

1

[L-10]

UberNinja

With 21 alive it takes 11 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

ArcAngel9

Activity Status:

Searching for a replacement for Bitmap
zabriel can be requested for prodding in (expired on 2013-01-31 17:57:00).
PeregrineV can be requested for prodding in (expired on 2013-01-31 18:41:00).

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-02-11 17:00:00)[/mech]

[Maestro]

If anybody wants to help save my Micro from death by deadline, that'd be awesome! I love you long time.

[Maestro]

FINAL WAGON:

TheUnderachivers -

11

[L-0]

Aj the Epic, Vifam, Herobrine, borkjerfkin, zabriel, Majiffy, chkflip, JacobSavage, TheReverend, pengiun_alien, ArcAngel9

Spoiler: Full Final VC

VoteCount #1.FINAL

pirate mollie -

1

[L-10]

Lord Mhork
Lord Mhork -

1

[L-10]

Bitmap
I Am Innocent -

1

[L-10]

MattP
UberNinja -

2

[L-9]

pirate mollie, PeregrineV
JacobSavage

4

[L-7]

ActionDan, I Am Innocent, mozamis, TheUnderachivers
chkflip -

1

[L-10]

UberNinja

With 21 alive it took 11 to Lynch. A Lynch has been reached!

Not Voting:

Activity Status:

Found a night-time replacement for Bitmap!

Banked Time:

11 days, 21 minutes

The Deadline / Bankable Time set for the start of Day 2 will be 15 days, 21 minutes.

*

yawn

*

Well my goodness, chaps. You really did a number on this one.

59 Pages in a single game Day - perhaps I'm just not used to Large Games...?
That's probably it. Either way, do calm down, everyone, there's no reason to fret.

I'll flip the late Mr. Achivers in a moment. In the meantime, you should all rejoice! That is, you should all rejoice if the goal was for you all to Lynch Town.

That

goal was well aimed and most definitely reached. Why, I'd even say you surpassed your goal! A Hydra account has got to count for two Town lynches in one, am I right, chaps? ...well perhaps not, since they both had the same role and posted (mostly) from the same account. Let's hear no rejoicing then, you've not surpassed your goal. So there.

...

Also, I do think some of your Role PM's say something about keeping at least one Town member alive.

...

I'm sure you'll have no trouble!
You're all

SO

posh!

[Maestro]

TheUnderachivers have been Lynched!
They were a

Vanilla Townie

!

NIGHT 1 BEGINS NOW. NIGHT ACTIONS ARE DUE IN (expired on 2013-02-02 18:50:00)

[Maestro]

Right, so I'm going to be at work when Night ends.
That means you get an unofficial 2-3 hour Night extension.

[Maestro]

Spoiler:

chkflip has been killed Night 1. What a terrible tragedy.
He was a

Vanilla Townie

. What a terrible,

terrible

tragedy.

[Maestro]

Herobrine has agreed to being force-replaced because of Mod Error.
Searching for a replacement, please PM me with suggestions if you have any.

VC goes here in the morning.

GO RAVENS!

[Maestro]

VoteCount #2.01

Majiffy -

2

[L-8]

ArcAngel9, pirate mollie
I Am Innocent -

2

[L-8]

MattP, zabriel
MattP -

1

[L-9]

AngryPidgeon
JacobSavage

3

[L-7]

mozamis, pengiun_alien, I Am Innocent
pirate mollie -

1

[L-9]

UberNinja
ArcAngel9 -

1

[L-9]

Lord Mhork
Vifam -

2

[L-8]

TheReverend, borkjerfkin
mozamis -

1

[L-9]

Majiffy

With 19 alive it takes 10 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

ActionDan, Aj the Epic, Herobrine, JacobSavage, PeregrineV, Vifam

Activity Status:

Searching for a force-replacement for Herobrine.

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-02-15 23:00:00)

[Maestro]

Working on it, apologies.

[Maestro]

VoteCount #2.02

Majiffy -

1

[L-9]

ArcAngel9
I Am Innocent -

4

[L-6]

MattP, zabriel, PeregrineV, AngryPidgeon
JacobSavage

4

[L-6]

mozamis, pengiun_alien, I Am Innocent, UberNinja
ArcAngel9 -

1

[L-9]

Lord Mhork
Vifam -

1

[L-9]

TheReverend
UberNinja -

3

[L-7]

Majiffy, borkjerfkin, pirate mollie
ActionDan -

1

[L-9]

Vifam

With 19 alive it takes 10 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

ActionDan, Aj the Epic, Herobrine, JacobSavage,

Activity Status:

Found a force-replacement for Herobrine. Patience is requested, since it's another Hydra.
Prodding Aj the Epic.

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-02-15 23:00:00)

[Maestro]

In the future, mantis, I would prefer you PM me as soon as your Hydra account is activated.
Very bad form to post before any announcement, in my view. I'm kinda pissed, but whatever.

Go ahead...

[Maestro]

VoteCount #2.03

Majiffy -

1

[L-9]

ArcAngel9
I Am Innocent -

3

[L-7]

MattP, zabriel, JacobSavage
JacobSavage

5

[L-5]

mozamis, pengiun_alien, I Am Innocent, UberNinja, PeregrineV
UberNinja -

2

[L-8]

borkjerfkin, pirate mollie
ActionDan -

1

[L-9]

Vifam
TheReverend -

2

[L-8]

Dreams of Grandeur, Lord Mhork
Lord Mhork -

2

[L-8]

TheReverend, AngryPidgeon
mozamis -

1

[L-9]

Majiffy

With 19 alive it takes 10 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

ActionDan, Aj the Epic

Activity Status:

Posh

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-02-15 23:00:00)

[Maestro]

LOCKED FOR SUSPENSE

[Maestro]

Now, children, do behave yourselves. Don't go on and lynch Lord Mhork - he's an

Innocent Child

you see.
Just a wee little

Innocent Town-aligned Child

who wouldn't hurt a fly! Why ever would you

EVER

lynch him?!?

But isn't that grand to know! This limits your suspect pool down to only...

Oh. 18.

Well, you're doing rather a good job of suspecting even with that many people. Do carry on.

VoteCount #2.04

Majiffy -

1

[L-9]

ArcAngel9
I Am Innocent -

2

[L-8]

zabriel, JacobSavage
JacobSavage

4

[L-6]

mozamis, I Am Innocent, UberNinja, PeregrineV
Dreams of Grandeur -

1

[L-9]

MattP
MattP -

1

[L-9]

pirate mollie
ArcAngel9 -

4

[L-6]

Lord Mhork, Vifam, Dreams of Grandeur, AngryPidgeon
Lord Mhork -

2

[L-8]

TheReverend, Majiffy
zabriel -

1

[L-9]

penguin_alien

With 19 alive it takes 10 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

ActionDan, Aj the Epic, borkjerfkin

Activity Status:

Posh

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-02-15 23:00:00)

[Maestro]

@Mod, we are suppose to be getting 3 feet of snow up here this weekend. Please treat me as V/LA in case we lose power. If not, I'll be posting.

Noted. We got some here too.

[Maestro]

ArcAngel9 was lynched Day 2 - she was a

Mafia Jailkeeper

.

mozamis was killed Night 2 - he was a

Town Mason

.
Dreams of Grandeur was killed Night 2 - they were a

Town Vigilante

.

With [16] alive it takes [9] to put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-02-22 06:52:00)

I'd like to officially apologize to everyone for yesterday's shoddy performance on my part.
I'll be picking up VC's and flavor and Moderatorly editing stuff today, please bear with me.

[Maestro]

Apologies, gentles, but JacobSavage apparently declared himself on Vacation or without Limitless Access some short time ago. I was not initially notified and my Box for messages of the private variety seems to be undergoing some technical trouble - do consider yourselves notified.

You'll also get a Votecount after some tea. Priorities, dear, priorities...ta!

[Maestro]

Alright, simmer down you rampant twat, I'll force-replace the poor chap.

It's just flavor, Uber, you know I love you.

[Maestro]

Extremely sorry about lack of Votecount, chaps, but it looks like the Savage Jacob has been dragged off...I'll get to the counting of your bloodlust in a wee few hours time. But first, in Mr. Savage's place...comes a fellow...by the name...of buldermar!

What a wonderful addition to our motley gang or tea-sippers and handkerchief wavers.

Welcome him into our posh little society! Or lynch his dirty ass, I really don't give a flying fuck, dears, I just like a good show.

[Maestro]

VoteCount #3.01 a.k.a. The Apology for Lack of Votecounts Votecount

PeregrineV -

1

[L-8]

Lord Mhork
buldermar -

2

[L-7]

I Am Innocent, UberNinja
Majiffy

5

[L-4]

borkjerfkin, pirate mollie, AngryPidgeon, TheReverend, MattP
Zapato de Huevos con Queso -

2

[L-7]

Aj the Epic, penguin_alien
TheReverend -

3

[L-6]

Vifam, zabriel, Majiffy

With 16 alive it takes 9 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

ActionDan, buldermar, PeregrineV

Activity Status:

borkjerfkin is on V/LA until Monday, Februany 18th

Eat fresh!

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-02-22 06:52:00)

Post 0 has been updated with tonight's Dining Menu and yesterday's corpse identifications.

[Maestro]

[Maestro]

!!!!!

Hey Maestro do replacements get the same bankable deadline requirement

Well if my calculations are correct and the apex of the Sun's zenith is in line with Venus on the 15th of the month of St. Valentine's Festival, and if the corn in the kettle burns hottest at dawn, and if the revenge is being served extra-cold with a side of frozen spite...yes - I do believe they do.

[Maestro]

No, I am not making any special circumstances regarding the bankable deadline because of a replacement. Yes, buldermar received his Role PM and jumped right into the game. No, he did not have to parrot trolley-trash back at me like the rest of you did.

Yes, you should stop trying to out-guess the Mod.
No, none of what you're asking about matters.
Yes, you can all go back to your normally scheduled game now.

[Maestro]

Do not contact any player in or outside of the game about the game unless specifically allowed to by the moderator. When allowed, only do so in the specific manner allowed.

...

Do not discuss ongoing games in the game.
Do not discuss this game anywhere else with anyone else.

No matter what information the PM contains, this is OBVIOUSLY a breakage of site rules
JacobSavage will be dealt with accordingly. Please continue with the game.

[Maestro]

Guys, seriously, I said cut the personal attacks. This is getting extremely out of hand.

[Maestro]

VoteCount #3.FINAL

buldermar -

1

[L-8]

I Am Innocent
Majiffy

3

[L-6]

borkjerfkin, zabriel
zabriel -

9

[L-0]

Aj the Epic, penguin_alien, PeregrineV, Lord Mhork, Vifam, UberNinja, AngryPidgeon, TheReverend, MattP
TheReverend -

1

[L-8]

Majiffy
UberNinja -

1

[L-8]

buldermar

With 16 alive it took 9 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

ActionDan, pirate mollie

Time of Hammer:

Sunday, February 17th @ 1:19 PM

VOTE: Zabriel

Whatever just end the day

Deadline:

Friday, February 22nd @ 6:52 AM

BANKED TIME FOR DAY 4:

4 days, 17 hours, 33 minutes

zabriel was Lynched. He was a

Vanilla Townie

.

[Maestro]

The following flavor is just that: flavor.

Everyone filed back into the Never-Ending Posh Party at 161 N. New York Avenue feeling quite glum.
They'd burnt themselves out over the first couple of days and twas definitely beginning to show.

Six of their number had been pairs of siamese twins, first graciously welcomed into the household until one half of one of the pairs spontaneously died, or got a handsaw and decided to leave

...whichever is less gruesome to you...

suffice to say, Boner Police became something it wasn't before. The next unfortunate pair were The Underachivers - thusly misspelled was their name in life, so to were they forgotten in death. But they were double-dipping the crisps into the hummus dip on the side table, so everyone agreed it was best they were got rid of. It must've been quite a hard decision, since everyone retired to their rooms shortly after Mr. Achivers was taken out back

and shot

, er, I mean...escorted off the premises.

The party continued regardless.

That night however, I (the Host) had made a grievous error whilst delivering mail to the various guests - instead of risking the complications that could occur once the party resumed, I threw one of the other pair of siamese twins out the window. (Oh, and my gracious they weren't they heavy. I remember one time I tried to carry a dead Turk from the bedroom of my daughter - he was quite heavy. Maybe it's a foreign thing. Why, no TRUE Englishman would DARE to die in another's house. Especially somebody they didn't even know...) Suffice to say, Herobrine too left the building. I pulled in two friends to replace him just as the guests were coming in for another Day at the party - another pair of siamese twins, if memory serves - and the party continued without a hitch.

Oh sure, we'd lost others along the way and since: there was the teenager that'd been invited last-minute; he'd stormed out in a huff when he'd heard there were no more chocolate eclairs. Then there was that exceedingly ODD chap who'd just waltzed into the party, sat himself down, and hadn't said a word the entire time...why, it was one of the creepiest things I'd ever seen in my entire life. Why join a party if you're not going to PARTY, am I right chaps?

By the time I walked back over to the table where he'd been sitting to ask him if he was alright, he'd gone! Not a trace! So I walked out onto the street and brought in some posh student from a nearby University to replace him. The young man does well enough, but he's not all that sociable. Also, it seems he's taken an entire bottle of wine for himself...when he's not drinking straight from it, he twirling it round and round in his hands like some sort of bulbous, alcoholic cane or something.

I'd just hoped we wouldn't have to drag anyone else in off the street.

But, OF COURSE, as with everything else about the party, my hopes here were dashed.

I had to find another replacement - but I NEVER expected it to be for my security guard! Why, I'd hired the man for the party just in case something terrible were to happen! And it did! I'd say my foresight was in tip top shape, but when the man hadn't done anything about Vi's death I began to think maybe I'd made a mistake. It turns out, I was right again. Yippee. He'd left before the end of the first Day or the party, and could be found sitting out on the front stoop smoking. He'd poke his head in from time to time just to yell at everyone, then leave. It really was infuriating.

So I'd fired him and had him replaced. (a charming chap, apparently quite talented with his fingers - though God knows only one of the ladies was interested in trying them out...I do wonder if it was them I heard last Night but I hadn't the courage to ask her at his funeral)

I almost shouldn't've bothered. Woke up this morning and the new bloke was stone dead.

Real shame, but there you have it.

NOW! Shall I spend what would've been his salary on the extra coffee, or on caviar? Decisions, decisions...

[Maestro]

buldermar has been killed Night 3.
He was a

Compulsive Bodyguard

.

Day 4 begins now. You banked 4 days, 17 hours, 33 minutes from Day 3.

Deadline / Bankable Time for Day 4:

(expired on 2013-02-28 16:32:00)

[/b]

[Maestro]

VoteCount #4.01

Majiffy -

1

L-7

Aj the Epic
Aj the Epic -

1

L-7

UberNinja
MattP -

4

L-4

I Am Innocent, AngryPidgeon, Majiffy, Vifam

With 15 alive it takes 8 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

pirate mollie, Lord Mhork *cough*, ActionDan, borkjerfkin, TheReverend, penguin_alien, MattP, PeregrineV

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-02-28 16:32:00)

[Maestro]

MattP has been lynched.

He was

an oh-so-terrible Vanilla Townie!

Full flip incoming.

[Maestro]

VoteCount #4.FINAL - a.k.a, The "I only got in 1 Votecount today even though I was paying relatively good attention" Votecount

Majiffy -

1

L-7

Aj the Epic
MattP -

8

L-0

I Am Innocent, AngryPidgeon, Majiffy, Vifam, pirate mollie, UberNinja, penguin_alien, PeregrineV

With 14 alive it took 8 to Lynch. There was an error in the original count but it actually didn't end up mattering in the end.

Not Voting:

Lord Mhork, ActionDan, borkjerfkin, TheReverend, MattP

Time of Hammer:

Wednesday, February 20th @ 9:34 AM

There's enough info for interactions, etc.

Vote: MattP

Deadline:

Thursday, February 28th @ 4:32 PM

BANKED TIME FOR DAY 5:

8 days, 6 hours, 58 minutes

Get dem Night Actions in: (expired on 2013-02-22 09:34:00)

[Maestro]

PeregrineV has been killed Night 4.
He was a

Town Mason

.

Day 5 begins now. You banked 8 days, 6 hours, 58 minutes from Day 4.

Deadline / Bankable Time for Day 5:

(expired on 2013-03-06 16:32:00)

[/b]

[Maestro]

VoteCount #5.01

I Am Innocent -

3

^L-4

borkjerfkin, ActionDan, TheReverend
ActionDan -

6

^L-1

I Am Innocent, Vifam, UberNinja, Majiffy, Lord Mhork, penguin_alien

With 12 alive it takes 7 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

Majiffy, AngryPidgeon, Aj the Epic, pirate mollie

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-03-06 16:32:00)[/mech]

[Maestro]

[Maestro]

VoteCount #5.02

I Am Innocent -

3

^L-4

borkjerfkin, ActionDan, Aj the Epic
ActionDan -

6

^L-1

I Am Innocent, Vifam, UberNinja, Majiffy, Lord Mhork, pirate mollie
Majiffy -

1

^L-6

TheReverend

With 12 alive it takes 7 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

AngryPidgeon, penguin_alien

Activity Overview:

Vifam is V/LA for (expired on 2013-03-04 18:56:00)

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-03-06 16:32:00)[/mech]

[Maestro]

VoteCount #5.03

I Am Innocent -

5

^L-2

borkjerfkin, ActionDan, Aj the Epic, pirate mollie, TheReverend
ActionDan -

5

^L-2

I Am Innocent, Vifam, UberNinja, Majiffy, Lord Mhork

With 12 alive it takes 7 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

AngryPidgeon, penguin_alien

Activity Overview:

Vifam is V/LA for (expired on 2013-03-04 18:56:00)

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-03-06 16:32:00)

[Maestro]

STFU about my VC regularity

I keel you

[Maestro]

You coulda gone with this

lol

[Maestro]

UberNinja is a dick. This becomes a VC later.

[Maestro]

VoteCount #5.04

I Am Innocent -

4

^L-3

borkjerfkin, ActionDan, Aj the Epic, pirate mollie
ActionDan -

5

^L-2

I Am Innocent, Vifam, UberNinja, Majiffy, Lord Mhork
Majiffy -

1

^L-6

TheReverend

With 12 alive it takes 7 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

AngryPidgeon, penguin_alien

Activity Overview:

Vifam is V/LA for (expired on 2013-03-04 18:56:00)

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-03-06 16:32:00)

[Maestro]

VoteCount #5.FINAL

I Am Innocent -

5

^L-2

borkjerfkin, ActionDan, Aj the Epic, pirate mollie, TheReverend
ActionDan -

7

^L-0

I Am Innocent, Vifam, UberNinja, Majiffy, Lord Mhork, penguin_alien, AngryPidgeon

With 12 alive it took 7 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

Nobody Special

Time of Hammer:

Thursday, February 28 2013 @ 6:22 PM

VOTE: Action

Bankable Time Remaining:

5 days, 22 hours, 10 minutes

Deadline / Bankable Time for Day 6:

9 days, 22 hours, 10 minutes

[Maestro]

ActionDan was lynched Day 5, he was a

Vanilla Townie

pirate mollie was killed Night 5, she was a

Town Mason

Day 6 begins now.

VoteCount #6.01

With 10 alive it takes 6 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

Majiffy, Lord Mhork, I Am Innocent, AngryPidgeon, Aj the Epic, borkjerfkin, TheReverend, penguin_alien, UberNinja, Vifam

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-03-13 13:37:00)

[Maestro]

^

Lookie! Votes!

[Maestro]

VoteCount #6.02

I Am Innocent -

2

L-4

Majiffy, AngryPidgeon

With 10 alive it takes 6 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

Majiffy, Lord Mhork, I Am Innocent, AngryPidgeon, Aj the Epic, borkjerfkin, TheReverend, penguin_alien, UberNinja, Vifam

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-03-13 13:37:00)

[Maestro]

VoteCount #6.03

I Am Innocent -

5

L-1

Majiffy, AngryPidgeon, penguin_alien, Vifam, Lord Mhork

With 10 alive it takes 6 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

I Am Innocent, Aj the Epic, borkjerfkin, TheReverend, UberNinja

Deadline / Bankable Time:

(expired on 2013-03-13 13:37:00)[/mech]

[Maestro]

GG scum, well played.

[Maestro]

I Am Innocent was lynched Day 6, he was a

Spoiler:

Mafia Traitor

So you could say, he was I Am Not Innocent.

Spoiler:

VoteCount #6.FINAL

I Am Innocent -

6

L-0

Majiffy, AngryPidgeon, penguin_alien, Vifam, Lord Mhork, TheReverend

With 10 alive it took 6 to Lynch.

Not Voting:

I Am Innocent, Aj the Epic, borkjerfkin, UberNinja

Time of Hammer:

Sunday, March 23rd 2013 @ 6:32 PM

I'm down with super fast lynch seeing as time is an issue.

VOTE: IAI

Bankable Time Remaining:

9 days, 19 hours, 5 minutes

Deadline / Bankable Time for Day 7:

13 days, 19 hours, 5 minutes[/mech]

NIGHT 6 BEGINS NOW AND ENDS IN (expired on 2013-03-05 19:25:00)

[Maestro]

AngryPidgeon was killed Night 6, he was a

Vanilla Townie

Day 7 begins now. With [8] remaining posh, it takes [5] to lynch.

Deadline / Bankable Time for Day 7:

(expired on 2013-03-19 17:00:00)

[Maestro]

Second! WHEEEEE

[Maestro]

Just because I'm at work when the hammer occurs doesn't mean the dead people get to come in and yak up in the thread. You guys made 7 more pages. Jesus...whatever...flipping now.

[Maestro]

penguin_alien was lynched Day 7. She was a

Vanilla Townie

Majiffy -

Vanilla Townie

- was ENDGAMED

Lord Mhork -

Town Innocent Child

- was ENDGAMED

Aj the Epic -

Vanilla Townie

- was ENDGAMED

TheReverend -

Vanilla Townie

- was ENDGAMED

Which means

borkjerfkin (Mafia Goon)

,

UberNinja (Mafia Goon)

,

Vifam (Mafia Goon)

and the posthumous

I Am Innocent

and

ArcAngel9

are the

POSHIEST POSH TEAM OF ALL TIME!

And they're Scum. And they won. Do go somewhere else and whine about it dear, the crumpets are getting cold.

Everyone have a good time? ...No? I kindly don't give a flying fuck. But 'twas fun all the same.

Spoiler: Night 1 Action(s)

Herobrine/Dreams of Grandeur

SHOOTS

JacobSavage/buldermar

-

ACTION FAILED

( )

JacobSavage/buldermar

GUARDS

Boner Police/MattP

Om of the Nom/ArcAngel9

JAILS

Herobrine/Dreams of Grandeur

( )

borkjerfkin

KILLS

chkflip

Spoiler: Night 2 Action(s)

Herobrine/Dreams of Grandeur

SHOOTS

mozamis

JacobSavage/buldermar

GUARDS

I Am Innocent

( )

borkjerfkin

KILLS

Herobrine/Dreams of Grandeur

Spoiler: Night 3 Action(s)

JacobSavage/buldermar

GUARDS

I Am Innocent

( )

borkjerfkin

KILLS

I Am Innocent

JacobSavage/buldermar

Spoiler: Night 4 Action(s)

borkjerfkin

KILLS

PeregrineV

Spoiler: Night 5 Action(s)

UberGoober

KILLS

pirate mollie

borkjerfkin

/

Vifam

DANCE

to PSY's

Gangnam Style

Spoiler: Night 6 Action(s)

UberNinja

KILLS

AngryPidgeon

borkjerfkin

/

Vifam

DEFENESTRATE

sanity...?

Now for a few words from your Moderator...

[Maestro]

The setup itself seemed pretty townsided though

The setup itself seemed pretty townsided though

I agree.

I was like WTF there's THREE masons, AND an innocent child?
and we only have 1 PR, and one of us is a TRAITOR?

what the actual fuck, maestro

The setup itself seemed pretty townsided though

I assume you guys were all goons?

Setup wasn't too townsided imo.

You have 5 scum in 21p which traitor or not, is strong for scum.

town PRs are 3 masons, 1 IC, 1 BG, 1 vig. basically 5 confirmables + 1 guy who'll die anyway. vig goes against the masons and the IC. Scum JK shuts down vig if he claims. Scum NK shuts down masons + IC if they claim. If none claim there is at least some chance vig will shoot masons / IC.

It's pretty managable.

Obviously Vi and I agree with ActionDan more than Uber...and I'd point out that you all still won. Sooo...

P-Edit: Uber, stop saying shit like that.

[Maestro]

I LOVE EVERYONE AND SMOKE LARGE AMOUNTS OF CRACK COCAINE

Also this doesn't even make sense. Don't you snort it?

[Maestro]

Jeez, you guys drove him crazy with this game or some shit

[Maestro]

[Maestro]

Now for a few words from your Moderator...

LOL epic

BTW, a la Audio Mafia, I'm intending on actually doing comments like this (tomorrow, hopefully)
I might do several player-specific ones, but don't be offended if you don't get one

P-Edit: You can, if you like. Same with mollie/moz/PV.
Anybody who died can share the Dead QT.

Also, I'll post the Death PM. I love it so much.

[Maestro]

http://www.quicktopic.com/50/H/YHaM5NV2LyLp

[Maestro]

No indeed, I do agree with you on that score. She and I also had what turned into a very blown-out-of-proportion exchange in another previously ongoing (now completed) game which ended with her replacing out.

[Maestro]

ask mollie, she got a Scumwin out of it

[Maestro]

I'm slowly realizing I play (EDIT: and Mod) almost every single game nowadays with SOMEBODY I know on-site
what warm, fuzzy feelings I have for all of you

[Maestro]

Nooo...discuss here...

[Maestro]

yeah, no, I sucked this game
but yw <3

[Maestro]

Fun fact: you had less than 1/2 of 1% of all the posts in this game.... (~0.00486 to be exact)

[Maestro]

Majiffy, you span this thing with 400+ posts and I will kill you.

[Maestro]

I will make you leave. And when I say "leave", I don't mean this thread. I mean this mortal coil.

[Maestro]

First impressions are everything

only to the weak-minded

[Maestro]

Uber, when we're at Matt's meet I shall do ALL the impressions for you

I'm quite good at accents and shiz

party timez

foh realz

[Maestro]

lolol

[Maestro]

Oh don'tchyou worry about them, they'll come

...what makes you think you got one though?

[Maestro]

lolwut

[Maestro]

You're still doing it wrong, you're just supposed to quote.

Fucking scrub nubs.

[Maestro]

jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

[Maestro]

...pretty sure you have more posts in post-game than you did in the game, Jacob

[Maestro]

mozamis has been Lynched. He was a

Self-Voting Despised Townie

(all votes redirect to self, -50 to lynch)

It is now Night X. Day Y will begin in (expired on 2013-03-13 19:37:00)