Mafiascum Tottenham Hotspur FC Supporters Club

Fritzler · Post Post #8 (isolation #0) » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:25 am

Commodore Amazing wrote:
Mr Stoofer wrote:Absloutely. You don't have to have been a Spurs fan for years. You can become a fan by signing up now for the MTHFCSC!

Come on you Spurs!
Come on you Spurs!
Come on you Spurs!
Come on you Spurs!
Come on you Spurs!
Come on you Spurs!
Count me in. I now have a
soccer
football team to root for.

Give me the lowdown: Who is my favorite player? Which fans should I try to pick a fight with? What beer do I drink? Do I complain about the management or do I deify them?

I'll help with the fight part. And the beer part.

Fritzler · Post Post #10 (isolation #1) » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:25 am

Mr Stoofer wrote:
Commodore Amazing wrote:Which fans should I try to pick a fight with?

Arse
nal. Yes, they have the "Arse" in their name [the English version of "Ass"]. We call them "the Scum", which should be easy enough to remember.

Where are they from? Are they pansies? We can totally kick their arses right?

Fritzler · Post Post #12 (isolation #2) » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:56 am

Sweet. If we were at a tailgate (or whatever the british equivalent is), what alcoholic beverage would we have?

Fritzler · Post Post #19 (isolation #3) » Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:30 am

Mr Stoofer wrote:
Fritzler wrote:Sweet. If we were at a tailgate (or whatever the british equivalent is), what alcoholic beverage would we have?

Fritz, you can drink whatever you choose.

Like its nothing like, everyone drinks scotch or whiskey or something?

Crazy brits. You all need to conform, so I can use more stereo types on you.

Fritzler · Post Post #25 (isolation #4) » Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:06 am

OR cash.

Fritzler · Post Post #28 (isolation #5) » Sat Feb 11, 2006 4:27 pm

Astronaut wrote:
Astronaut wrote:
VisMaior wrote:

DAMN IT!!! We need a hot girl Pic in a Spurs top Posted...that will get attension....

Anytime soon? 8)

Astronaut wrote:I'd love to see (and to show you guys) my girlfriend in one of my Spurs shirts (preferrably the most recent one, tighter fit).

All I need is a girlfriend.
I'm working on it!
Unsurprisingly, I blew it. Not the whole 'get girlfriend in Spurs shirt' thing, but the 'get girlfriend' part.

If this weekend is going to turn out anything other than miserable, I need Norway to win 2 gold medals tomorrow and Spurs to beat Sunderland 4-0 or more. Tomorrows match is the kind that we've lost far too many of over the last couple of seasons, and the reason why we've finished 8th-10th instead og 3rd-5th.

Dude, you gys have a huge rivalry with italy rihgt? So a win on italian snow would be way sweet, right?

Fritzler · Post Post #39 (isolation #6) » Mon Mar 06, 2006 12:15 pm

Fritzler · Post Post #46 (isolation #7) » Mon May 08, 2006 3:26 am

Fritzler · Post Post #64 (isolation #8) » Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:23 pm

"Bizarrely, there are 26 Arsenals -- a mixture of boys and girls whose parents are presumably big fans of the north London football club."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20061117/lf ... 1117111622

poor kids

we should probably put them out of their misery

Fritzler · Post Post #79 (isolation #9) » Wed Aug 22, 2007 3:51 pm

I'm in a FIFA tournament in my dorm. My team is the hotspurs.

I've never played before. I'm playing some manc wank first round.

More at 11.

Fritzler · Post Post #81 (isolation #10) » Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:44 am

My bad. But the Spurs will dominate. Also I looked at the bracket, and Arsenal is next to me, so if we both win i get to dominate the Arse.

I'd make a pegging joke here, but the phrase pegging is an American one.

Fritzler · Post Post #83 (isolation #11) » Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:38 pm

i have just beat arse in our fifa tournament

next game

winner of chelsea/KC wizards (wtf?)

Fritzler · Post Post #94 (isolation #12) » Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:01 am

how unoriginal is this pun:

well we certainly made arses out of them?

also: who was that football player who was giving his jersey to a crippled kid then mooned the entire crowd, and went from classy to trashy in like 3 seconds flat?