Deal or No Deal (it's goodbye from me...)

[dramonic]

no deal.
how many cases?

[RichardGHP]

2 to open

[dramonic]

12 16

[RichardGHP]

Case 12: $0.10
Case 16: $400

$300,000	2	3	$100,000	$750,000
$75,000	8	$50,000	$1,000,000	11
$0.10	$5000	$1	$500	$400
17	$50	$750	CAR	$5
$75	$300	$200	$100	$500,000

1 to open	$46,336
$0.10	$1000
$1	$5000
$5	$10,000
$10	$25,000
$25	$50,000
$50	$75,000
$75	$100,000
$100	CAR
$200	$300,000
$300	$400,000
$400	$500,000
$500	$750,000
$750	$1,000,000

$46,336. If you say No Deal, you just have to open one case at a time from here on out. Deal or No Deal?

[dramonic]

no deal!
11!

[RichardGHP]

Case 11: $10,000

$300,000	2	3	$100,000	$750,000
$75,000	8	$50,000	$1,000,000	$10,000
$0.10	$5000	$1	$500	$400
17	$50	$750	CAR	$5
$75	$300	$200	$100	$500,000

1 to open	$51,124
$0.10	$1000
$1	$5000
$5	$10,000
$10	$25,000
$25	$50,000
$50	$75,000
$75	$100,000
$100	CAR
$200	$300,000
$300	$400,000
$400	$500,000
$500	$750,000
$750	$1,000,000

$51,124. Deal or No Deal?

[dramonic]

nd
8

[RichardGHP]

Seriously? How hard is it to type out five extra characters?

Case 8: $25,000

$300,000	2	3	$100,000	$750,000
$75,000	8	$50,000	$1,000,000	$10,000
$0.10	$5000	$1	$500	$400
17	$50	$750	CAR	$5
$75	$300	$200	$100	$500,000

1 to open	$70,181
$0.10	$1000
$1	$5000
$5	$10,000
$10	$25,000
$25	$50,000
$50	$75,000
$75	$100,000
$100	CAR
$200	$300,000
$300	$400,000
$400	$500,000
$500	$750,000
$750	$1,000,000

$70,181. D/ND?

[Feirei]

Seriously? How hard is it to type out five extra characters?

--snip--

D/ND?

Hypocrite

You're just as bad >_>

[dramonic]

nd
2

[RichardGHP]

Case 2: $10

$300,000	$10	3	$100,000	$750,000
$75,000	$25,000	$50,000	$1,000,000	$10,000
$0.10	$5000	$1	$500	$400
17	$50	$750	CAR	$5
$75	$300	$200	$100	$500,000

1 to open	$106,940
$0.10	$1000
$1	$5000
$5	$10,000
$10	$25,000
$25	$50,000
$50	$75,000
$75	$100,000
$100	CAR
$200	$300,000
$300	$400,000
$400	$500,000
$500	$750,000
$750	$1,000,000

$106,940.

Deal or No Deal?

[dramonic]

...
ND
3

[RichardGHP]

$300,000	$10	$25	$100,000	$750,000
$75,000	$25,000	$50,000	$1,000,000	$10,000
$0.10	$5000	$1	$500	$400
17	$50	$750	CAR	$5
$75	$300	$200	$100	$500,000

FINAL OFFER	$180,450
$0.10	$1000
$1	$5000
$5	$10,000
$10	$25,000
$25	$50,000
$50	$75,000
$75	$100,000
$100	CAR
$200	$300,000
$300	$400,000
$400	$500,000
$500	$750,000
$750	$1,000,000

$180,450 is your final offer. Deal or No Deal? (I'll need you to actually go the extra mile and type it out in full this time.)

[dramonic]

no deal, keeping mine!

[RichardGHP]

Keeping yours?

Spoiler:

Bad news: $1000

Blastoide is next. Please choose a case.

[Blastoide]

As Blastoide walks in the stage, he almost trips over the tears of the previous contestant. The audience giggles a little, but Blastoide ignores it. He's been waiting a long time to be on the show. However Blastoide is not a risk taker. He likes to play things safe.. Will he be able to risk everything to try and get the million dollars? Let's find out...

No Deal, Richard!

Crowd: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

Blastoide looks embarrassed.

I would like to choose case 4, Please.

[RichardGHP]

OK then!

Your first offer is $18,403. Deal or No Deal?

*gets yelled at by producer through earpiece, saying that the contestant must select 6 cases first*

Give me a break! I've been filming this godforsaken show since five in the morning and we

STILL

have nine episodes to tape after this!

1	2	3	5	6
7	8	9	10	11
12	13	14	15	16
17	18	19	20	21
22	23	24	25	26

6 to open	$$$
$0.10	$1000
$1	$5000
$5	$10,000
$10	$25,000
$25	$50,000
$50	$75,000
$75	$100,000
$100	CAR
$200	$300,000
$300	$400,000
$400	$500,000
$500	$750,000
$750	$1,000,000

Six cases, Blastoide.

[Blastoide]

Hmmm... 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, please.

[RichardGHP]

One more?

[Blastoide]

21. Sorry. :3

[RichardGHP]

Case 21: $0.10
Case 22: $200
Case 23: $1,000,000
Case 24: $500,000
Case 25: $5000
Case 26: $300,000

1	2	3	5	6
7	8	9	10	11
12	13	14	15	16
17	18	19	20	$0.10
$200	$1,000,000	$500,000	$5000	$300,000

5 to open	$8066
$0.10	$1000
$1	$5000
$5	$10,000
$10	$25,000
$25	$50,000
$50	$75,000
$75	$100,000
$100	CAR
$200	$300,000
$300	$400,000
$400	$500,000
$500	$750,000
$750	$1,000,000

$8066 is your first offer. Deal or No Deal?

[Blastoide]

No Deal.

1, 2, 3, 5, and 6, please.

[RichardGHP]

Case 1: $100
Case 2: $750,000
Case 3: $300
Case 5: $75,000
Case 6: CAR

$100	$750,000	$300	$75,000	CAR
7	8	9	10	11
12	13	14	15	16
17	18	19	20	$0.10
$200	$1,000,000	$500,000	$5000	$300,000

4 to open	$11,756
$0.10	$1000
$1	$5000
$5	$10,000
$10	$25,000
$25	$50,000
$50	$75,000
$75	$100,000
$100	CAR
$200	$300,000
$300	$400,000
$400	$500,000
$500	$750,000
$750	$1,000,000

$11,756. Deal or No Deal?

[Blastoide]

This is just not my game, is it?

No Deal.

4 cases, correct? How about 13, 14, 15, and 17, please.

[RichardGHP]

I guess it isn't.

Case 13: $1000
Case 14: $400,000
Case 15: $1
Case 17: $100,000

$100	$750,000	$300	$75,000	CAR
7	8	9	10	11
12	$1000	$400,000	$1	16
$100,000	18	19	20	$0.10
$200	$1,000,000	$500,000	$5000	$300,000

3 to open	$2368
$0.10	$1000
$1	$5000
$5	$10,000
$10	$25,000
$25	$50,000
$50	$75,000
$75	$100,000
$100	CAR
$200	$300,000
$300	$400,000
$400	$500,000
$500	$750,000
$750	$1,000,000

It's gone down to $2368. Deal or No Deal?