Mnemonicdevice expressed his doubts. Could they even fit someone that tall into a noose?
Paschendale answered the question in the affirmative with a crowbar. To everyone's surprise, two small children popped out of Titus's hung up trench coat.
Yes, it was true-- Titus had been eaten alive by a trio of
enfantes terrible,
who had then committed various murders and Netflix subscription cancellations by masquerading as the late accountant. Paschendale conjured a considerable quantity of crowbars and passed them out to the rest of the town, who then acted out the climactic final scene of an episode of Highlander.N64Lord phoned the late Titus's mother to break the news.
"My daughter has been eaten by three small boys? Impossible. I don't have a daughter! Wait, what did you say her name was?"
N64Lord repeated the fallen citizen's name.
"Oh, now I get it. Looks like you've been punked! You see, my triplets wanted to get into a showing of an R-rated movie, so they all got into a trench coat and pretended to be a woman named Elspeth Titties. Unfortunately, at the screening of 'The Fast and the Forty-ous,' a murder broke out! My boys discovered the culprit in two minutes, attracting the attention of a senior officer in the audience. They were immediately enlisted in the police force, but on their application form they misspelled their name as 'Lspif Titus.' Anyway, where are my boys now? And also, what's with those high-pitched squeals of pain in the background?"
N64Lord looked at the crowd of townies doing their best Duncan MacLeod impressions, turned back, and clicked the "End Call" button.
Titus was lynched. She was a Town Cop.
Night lasts approximately 48 hours. All night actions must be sent in before Tuesday morning.
