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Post #0 (isolation #0) » Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:43 pm
Postby Robocopter87 »
WELCOME TO NEWBIE 1484
Cowboys, lots of them. Yeah, western, definitely. Perhaps even robots, and Native Americans and gigantic octopuses that were genetically engineered to be part hawk. Throw in some mild explosives, a laugh track and maybe even Gandalf or something.
Yes, you have entered a realm that you simply can't walk out on. This is my world, and remember, you wanted this.
I'm going to kill as many of you as I feel like. I'm going to give you the illusion of freedom by offering you an escape. It seems I'm the villain that talks to much to the hero while the sidekick sneaks up behind him. Don't worry, I made sure to fill the air vents with super glue, just to screw with you.
So here we are. You, desperate and scared. Me, soooooo ready to murder the crap out of you.
But I'm going to let you do the deciding on who to kill. Two among you are not like the others, two among you just don't belong. If you find them and get them killed first, I'll let you go. If they find you, well... you get the picture.
So let's dance, baby. Ain't nobody dance better than Robo!
Playerlist:
Thesoctorisin
Docthorr
LessThanOriginal
JarJarDrinks
I Love Fairies
Number_one
Hopkirk (SE)
catboi (SE)
Bulbazak (IC)
Living Players:
Thesoctorisin
Docthorr
JarJarDrinks
I Love Fairies
Hopkirk (SE)
catboi (SE)
Bulbazak (IC)
Not so Living Players:
Bruce Lee,
My Hero
, Died Too Soon
LessThanOriginal,
Mafia Goon
, Lynched Day One
Number_0ne,
Vanilla Townie
, Killed Night One
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Last edited by Robocopter87 on Wed Mar 26, 2014 4:26 pm, edited 7 times in total.
Although the border between madness and genius is very narrow.
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Post #3 (isolation #3) » Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:52 pm
Postby Robocopter87 »
Alriiiiiight! Role PMs going out shortly, after 7 out of the 9 have confirmed, Day One will start.
Just so you guys can feel more comfortable with me, I'm Robo, Captain Robo. If you ever need a question answered that you don't feel comfortable asking our wonderful IC, Bulbazak, you can PM me and I'll attempt to clear it up as best I can. Please do me a favor and pretend to skim my rules, I didn't write them to be completely ignored.
I wish you all the best of luck, and it's been a while since I've played or modded Mafia, but I'm sure I'll get back into the swing of things real fast. So let's have some fun while we kill each other!
EDIT: Role PMs are officially out.
Although the border between madness and genius is very narrow.
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Post #4 (isolation #4) » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:39 pm
Postby Robocopter87 »
We have 6 out of 9, so if I don't get another confirm by 3 PM EST tomorrow(when I get home), I'll start Day One and then steal some replacements from the queue.
Although the border between madness and genius is very narrow.
@mod: typically it's considered polite to PM your players when the game thread opens. I'm very upset that I didn't get to OMGUS Bulbazak on page 1.
Yeah no, I gave a link to the thread and informed you that you should follow it, that's about the extent of my doing things for you. Everybody else had no problem knowing when it was Day One. I know mods that don't even give game threads, but those types of mods don't really play anymore. So no, I'm not gonna PM you for the start of any of these days, you'll just have to watch the thread.
Although the border between madness and genius is very narrow.
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Post #155 (isolation #15) » Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:43 pm
Postby Robocopter87 »
Hey all! I finally have internet back!
Unbeknownst to you, I've actually had no internet since the day that I received the message that my newbie game was up, and I've been taking every opportunity I've had to ensure that I fit you in. But now that isn't necessary!
So without further ado, I shall post a votecount!
Although the border between madness and genius is very narrow.
, can the Mafia talk in their QT before the game starts? I couldn't find it in the rules, sorry.
In post 248, Bulbazak wrote:@LTO: Check out the sample mafia role PMs. The Mafia had access to their QT during pregame. This tends to be the case in almost all games. Also, absent players are rarely modkilled. Typically they're replaced.
Bulbazak is indeed correct about this, and in the future, you might want to bold the entire line of a message to the mod so that it doesn't get missed. It's very easy to miss stuff like that, especially for me because I'm kind of a skimmer.
Although the border between madness and genius is very narrow.
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Post #314 (isolation #22) » Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:49 pm
Postby Robocopter87 »
The door to the room that you were in that I just made up BURST OPEN and out popped Robo. He had a double barrel shotgun and a revolver duct taped to the end of the double barrel and then a little toy soldier taped to the revolver with a little plastic revolver taped to the rifle of the soldier guy.
He ran straight up to LessThanOriginal poked him in the chest with the double barrel shotgun and all the stuff taped to it.
"OH MAN I'VE WAITED SO LONG FOR YOU GUYS TO DECIDE WHO TO KILL. But I'm going to give you some hope to your survival. If you have hope you can live, then the death is that much sweeter for me. So tell me, I'm thinking of a number of one to ten, but not six. You are going to pick a number between one to ten, not six, and if you guess correctly, I'll let you go. Just don't pick six."
"Ummmm... six?"
"You are literally the worst listener I've ever seen, way to totally kill my mood for murdering you."
Robo points the gun at LessThanOriginal and fires.
"Just one more to go."
Robo walks out.
LessThanOriginal,
Mafia Goon
, Lynched Day One
Night One begins now, it lasts till 11:59 PM EST of March 24th. If you have actions, send them in now.
Although the border between madness and genius is very narrow.
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Post #315 (isolation #23) » Tue Mar 25, 2014 2:04 am
Postby Robocopter87 »
Wakey wakey!
One of you still dreams, one of you just couldn't resist staying in their nice dream, instead of suffering in this nightmare. I understood that, probably because I'm the one who left them there.
Yes, turn slowly, cue the dramatic music. There they lie, knife in throat. Getting blood all over my new knife.
Well... you can just continue searching for the other scumbag. But I'm totes going back to bed, I should make my new deadlines at like 4 in the afternoon.
Number_0ne,
Vanilla Townie
, Killed Night One
Although the border between madness and genius is very narrow.
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Post #340 (isolation #25) » Wed Mar 26, 2014 4:19 pm
Postby Robocopter87 »
In post 335, I Love Fairies wrote:Oh! That might explain it a little bit. I haven't actually read the books, but I do know that Artemis is a little brat. ;p Well, at least, that's how I was told he was like.
THAT'S MY HERO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT AND HE IS AN AWESOME GENIUS BUT STILL KIND OF A BRAT SOMETIMES.
70 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR
Although the border between madness and genius is very narrow.
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Post #419 (isolation #32) » Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:10 am
Postby Robocopter87 »
There they sat, living in suspense.
For like, one whole day.
It.
Was.
Terrible.
Robo walks in, shoots thesoctorisin in the face. Turns around, grabs his top hat and coat off the hat rack and leaves with the door open.
Thesoctorisin,
Mafia Goon
, Lynched Day Two
THE TOWN OF NEWBIE 1484 WINS RESOUNDINGLY
Congrats guys, you did good, any questions feel free to ask. Bulb might tell you about individual play and how you can improve as a player. It was great to mod over you guys, you're all fun people. Sorry for the slightly delayed days and nights, but let's just say that's my playstyle .
Setup B: Two Goons, One Cop, Five Townies
Actions:
Night One: thesoctorisin kills Number_0ne
hopkirk inspects I Love Fairies, receives Innocent result.
Hope to see you guys around site!
Although the border between madness and genius is very narrow.