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Post #0 (isolation #0) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 12:43 am
Postby vonflare »
Hello MS.net!
This game is very simple. Each person posts an object or event. the person that piosts after has to post an object or event that beats it!
for instance:
A tree
A lumberjack
Saw shortage!
Dey getz mor sawz frum canada
Russia nukes canada
little did they know, canada has an anti-nuke shield
they turned it off for ma birthday
and so on...
I will start:
A phone
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Post #6 (isolation #1) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:56 am
Postby vonflare »
you are arrested for assault.
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Post #8 (isolation #2) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 7:49 am
Postby vonflare »
you get godkilled (kinda like modkill, but by god).
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Post #10 (isolation #3) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 10:39 am
Postby vonflare »
i dont believe in athiests.
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Post #18 (isolation #4) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:35 pm
Postby vonflare »
one survived, and seized power.
his name was Vonflare.
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Post #24 (isolation #5) » Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:12 am
Postby vonflare »
I melt them, and make them into a sword, with which I kill all of you.
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Post #28 (isolation #6) » Fri Feb 07, 2014 2:24 am
Postby vonflare »
who then advocate the violent overthrow of the government.
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Post #30 (isolation #7) » Sat Feb 08, 2014 12:59 am
Postby vonflare »
I steal your music playing device, and smash it with a hammer.
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Post #32 (isolation #8) » Sat Feb 08, 2014 1:01 am
Postby vonflare »
Iron-coated
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Post #34 (isolation #9) » Sat Feb 08, 2014 3:08 am
Postby vonflare »
The Navy comes in and takes it back.
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Post #36 (isolation #10) » Sun Feb 09, 2014 2:48 am
Postby vonflare »
They have planes. (aircraft carrier, duh)
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Post #45 (isolation #11) » Tue Feb 18, 2014 11:21 am
Postby vonflare »
a bear drags the tiger out
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Post #47 (isolation #12) » Wed Feb 19, 2014 1:07 pm
Postby vonflare »
the rock is destroyed by a jackhammer
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Post #52 (isolation #13) » Thu Feb 20, 2014 6:19 am
Postby vonflare »
I refreeze the iceraft with my cryogenic freezer.
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Post #54 (isolation #14) » Fri Feb 21, 2014 3:04 am
Postby vonflare »
ummmm.....
I continue to refreeze the iceraft with my cryogenic freezer.
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Post #56 (isolation #15) » Fri Feb 21, 2014 6:06 am
Postby vonflare »
I pump it full of helium.
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Post #59 (isolation #16) » Sat Feb 22, 2014 12:53 am
Postby vonflare »
you explode from all the helium.
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Post #61 (isolation #17) » Sun Feb 23, 2014 2:04 am
Postby vonflare »
I teleport away.
MAGI-WHOOSH!
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Post #63 (isolation #18) » Mon Feb 24, 2014 2:55 am
Postby vonflare »
I turn invisible, and take it back. and then pull some epic pranks.
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Post #65 (isolation #19) » Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:16 am
Postby vonflare »
I eat my way out (yeah, I eat rocks) and punch you in the gas mask.
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Post #67 (isolation #20) » Tue Mar 04, 2014 6:48 am
Postby vonflare »
Die demonic gas mask!
I whack it with a mace.
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Post #69 (isolation #21) » Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:26 am
Postby vonflare »
umm. A mace is not explosive.
I whack you with it too. and your equivocation monster.
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Post #73 (isolation #22) » Sun Mar 09, 2014 5:40 am
Postby vonflare »
The even more incurable desease has been cured!
Who woulda thunk?
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Post #75 (isolation #23) » Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:51 am
Postby vonflare »
I thunk you over the head with a baseball bat.
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Post #77 (isolation #24) » Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:09 am
Postby vonflare »
I chuck you over the fence into a nuclear testing facility.
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Post #81 (isolation #25) » Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:18 am
Postby vonflare »
I stuff feirei down your gullet.
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Post #84 (isolation #26) » Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:11 am
Postby vonflare »
You are run over by a monster truck.
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Post #86 (isolation #27) » Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:07 am
Postby vonflare »
I run the DIRIGIBLE over with a monster truck.
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Post #88 (isolation #28) » Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:17 am
Postby vonflare »
I sabotage the caltrop and rig it to detonate when touched by anything.
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Post #90 (isolation #29) » Thu Apr 03, 2014 5:31 am
Postby vonflare »
I throw you on top of it just before.
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Post #92 (isolation #30) » Fri Apr 04, 2014 2:13 am
Postby vonflare »
But I'm immortal. I just resurrect myself.
While your sad little corpse just lays there.
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Post #97 (isolation #31) » Sat Apr 05, 2014 2:09 am
Postby vonflare »
I incorrect your korekt gramer nd spelin
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Post #99 (isolation #32) » Sun Apr 06, 2014 5:48 am
Postby vonflare »
I purify you by fire.
(wait I think I already used that one)
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Post #101 (isolation #33) » Sun Apr 06, 2014 5:55 am
Postby vonflare »
I clog the hose/extinguisher/whatever you used.
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Post #104 (isolation #34) » Tue Sep 16, 2014 3:41 am
Postby vonflare »
Due to an improvement in building code standards, the tornado does no damage.
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Post #106 (isolation #35) » Wed Sep 17, 2014 12:11 am
Postby vonflare »
Who are executed by strict carelessness protocol.
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Post #108 (isolation #36) » Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:25 am
Postby vonflare »
The Supreme Court rules that technicalities in language are unconstitutional.
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Post #123 (isolation #37) » Sat Oct 11, 2014 3:59 am
Postby vonflare »
The plague was found out to be the work of a earth-orbiting biological warfare satilite, which was swiftly nuked.
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