Survivor: The Clubhouse - New episodes every Friday!

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #0 (isolation #0) » Wed Apr 30, 2014 4:06 pm

Just for fun, I will be randomizing a game of Survivor using some prominent Mish Mashers, and every few days I'll make an episode detailing everything that happens!

Here's the way I'll be randomizing each episode.

-- For tribal randomization, each player gets random # 1-100:
-- Top 8 #'s =

Takawuki

-- Middle 8 #'s =

Pwyupwyu

-- Lowest 8 #'s =

Fevawashadoo

-- Immunity Challenge: each tribe gets random # 1-100: Top tribe wins immunity
-- TC: Members of each tribe at TC get random # 1-100
-- Lowest # = That tribe's boot
-- Also receiving votes = Next lowest # and ANY other player on that tribe within 10 points of the boot.
-- Edgic for each episode:
-- All booted players, individual RC, individual IC, and players receiving votes: random # 8-19
-- All other players: random # 1-19
-- Key:
-- INV = 1
-- UTRN = 2
-- UTR = 3-6
-- UTRP = 7
-- MORN = 8
-- MOR = 9-11
-- MORP = 12
-- CPN = 13
-- CP = 14-15
-- CPP = 16
-- OTTN = 17
-- OTT = 18
-- OTTP = 19

Spoiler: Table of Contents

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #2 (isolation #1) » Wed Apr 30, 2014 4:13 pm

I believe in you!

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #6 (isolation #2) » Wed Apr 30, 2014 4:40 pm

{Pre-Season}

It's been a long day of awaiting the next Survivor season's cast, but the tribes have finally been announced! The castaways will all be getting dropped on the island of Guam soon, so spend as much time to prepare as you can!

{TAKAWUKI TRIBE}

Spoiler:

{PWYUPWYU TRIBE}

Spoiler:

{FEVAWASHADOO TRIBE}

Spoiler:

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #10 (isolation #3) » Wed Apr 30, 2014 4:47 pm

All of you tribes be prepared, the first episode will have BOTH losing tribes going to their own Tribal Council!

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #15 (isolation #4) » Wed Apr 30, 2014 4:55 pm

Want a F2 xof?

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #19 (isolation #5) » Wed Apr 30, 2014 5:21 pm

{PRE-SEASON TWIST}

As our first Twistos Twist, there has been a pre-season tribe swap, along with a few latecomers to the show! Here are our newly formed tribes!

{TAKAWUKI TRIBE}

Spoiler:

{PWYUPWYU TRIBE}

Spoiler:

{FEVAWASHADOO TRIBE}

Spoiler:

{TWISTOS TRIBE}

Spoiler:

Note: this is the last time adding extra people, I tried to include everyone I could remember, so if I forgot about you, I'm sorry, these are just the first people that came to mind! I'll probably run like 20 more of these anyways bc no life so yeah

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #27 (isolation #6) » Thu May 01, 2014 9:25 am

SPECTATE WITH ME D3F

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #37 (isolation #7) » Thu May 01, 2014 4:35 pm

Episode 1

As the castaways were all flown to the island in helicopters, they begin to become acquainted, before being divided into their 4 tribes and sent on their way to camp.

First, the

Twistos

tribe proves to be a very interesting one. Drench, a self-proclaimed wilderness expert, single-handedly crafts fire within the first hour of arriving at camp. However, as Drench continues to be a force of strong work ethic within the tribe, Xofelf falls on the other end of the spectrum, slightly irritating Crazy and Hanasawa with her immense desire to carry out every action as an interpretive dance. She hails from a dancing education and career, after all, and it's easy to see that she's experienced; these skills just may not translate too well into the harsh language of Survivor. While Snakes becomes a starstruck fan of the fantastic Drench, Nyalite and Xalxe begin to communicate strategically, believing themselves to be the only players on the tribe truly playing the game so far. However, this causes them to be ostracized from the rest of the group due to their lack of socialization, albeit unintentionally on the part of the tribe.

In the

Fevawashadoo

tribe, strategy is becoming much more of a common taste on the tongue. PrivateI and Lord Mhork immediately recognize each other to be huge fans of the game, and despite confessionals showing them realizing the eventual threat of the other, they decide to form a Final Two pact. This is strengthened by Mhork getting close to Mist and PrivateI becoming close to Klick; an effective 4-person alliance is formed, with both Klick and Mist feeling like they had a part in the initiation. Not everyone in the tribe is playing so hard though, as Orcinus remains exhausted under an underwhelming shelter he built throughout the duration of 2 days, and Nich solely contributes with his catching of fish. Near the end of the second day, Klick brings up the idea of voting out Orcinus to PrivateI and Mhork due to his laziness, which pleases the two-man group as they realize they don't need to be calling all the shots.

The next tribe of

Takawuki

begins to reveal some behind the scenes drama. Early on, the tribe dynamics seem stagnant, as clearly defined pairs develop of Cybele and DeasVail, kdowns and Kloud, and gamsimbre and JDGA. Gamsimbre quickly takes on a role as leader of the tribe, but Candillan is hasty to realize his own weak position. As gamsimbre demonstrates his knowledge of the game by immediately forming a dominant alliance consisting of himself, JDGA, Cybele, and DeasVail, Candillan picks up the stragglers of kdowns and Kloud. Gamsimbre attempts to take a Boston Rob-esque approach by disallowing his alliance members from communicating with those on the outs, but a lack of trust between the alliance members so early on begins to anger Cybele.

The final tribe of

Pwyupwyu

is the most hectic right from the start. Any attempts to build a decent shelter or acquire food are thrown right out the window as Cephrir, an experienced yoga instructor, forces all his tribemates to partake in a multi-hour long session of working out before any work around camp may be done. Swyellowtail is the first to point out the absurdity of these commands, and Cephrir, dejected, weeps under the shelter indefinitely while Ani consoles him. Despite Swyellowtail's desperate attempts to bring any sense of unity or order to the tribe, Axxle and TheBadOne want nothing but to scheme with each other incessantly regarding strategy and future backstabs of their tribemates; this would be fine if there was even a tribe to backstab! The worst behavior comes from Shiidaji, however, as during the first night, he sneaks out of his makeshift bed in the sand to steal Cephrir's yoga mats and burn them. This only drives Cephrir into a further depression, as his one and only passion is now scorched.

{. . .}

For the first tribal immunity challenge, all players stand in a circle around a swinging horizontal bar. The bar spins around in a circle as all players attempt to balance on a beam over the water, and a slight misstep will send anyone knocked into the water by the bar. The first two tribes to have all their players fall in the water are sent to Tribal Council, while the last tribe with players remaining wins fire in the form of flint.

Challenge Results:

Spoiler: Takawuki

Spoiler: Pwyupwyu

Spoiler: Fevawashadoo

Spoiler: Twistos

Who will be voted out? Tribal Council will be posted after I take a shower!

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #49 (isolation #8) » Thu May 01, 2014 5:49 pm

Tribal Council 1

At

Takawuki's

first Tribal Council of the season, Gamsimbre expected there to be nothing shy of a unanimous vote on Candillan. After all, he had done everything right: forming a dominant alliance early on, having one-on-one talks with everyone on the tribe, and being a well-rounded leader. However, it was apparent to kdowns and Candillan that gams' paranoia was starting to get the best of him. Candillan found out from Cybele that DeasVail and Kloud aren't fond of him in the slightest, but they'd vote for someone else if no one else was voting for Candillan. (This is assumed, but not confirmed, due to DV and Kloud's lack of any screentime or confessionals.) Candillan then takes advantage of this knowledge along with Gamsimbre's paranoia to convince Gams that kdowns wants to vote him out at Tribal Council. Gamsimbre then with little time left until TC rallies up the whole tribe, excluding kdowns, to announce the new plan of voting out kdowns that night. Cybele was hesitant to follow through with this plan due to his friendship with kdowns, DeasVail, and Kloud, and a tough decision was now in his hands.

Spoiler: First vote

Spoiler: Second vote

Spoiler: Third vote

Spoiler: Fourth vote

Spoiler: Fifth vote

Spoiler: Sixth vote

Spoiler: Seventh vote

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #52 (isolation #9) » Thu May 01, 2014 6:01 pm

Tribal Council 2

The tribemates at

Twistos

are hoping for a much less unpredictable vote from their first experience at Tribal Council. However, Xalxe quickly appears to be continuing with the trend of good players being struck by paranoia. Despite a general tribe consensus of voting out xofelf, Xalxe decided to take it upon himself to find a Hidden Immunity Idol to ensure his safety should he be targeted after the obvious boot of xofelf goes home. After telling Nyalite his plan, Drench begins to follow Xalxe into the jungle in his search. Being an expert master of the wilderness, Drench has the perfect view of Xalxe finding the idol after hours of searching. Drench, now a hero, informs the rest of the tribe in haste at what he witnessed, and the perfect stage for Xalxe's blindside is set into motion. However, Nyalite is conflicted in whether her closest ally of Xalxe is worth keeping at this point, and Crazy and Hanasawa remain too annoyed with xofelf to let her dance her way through camp much longer. Xalxe has been a strong activist in keeping xofelf in favor of voting out Drench, as Xalxe loves the art of interpretive dance; his love may just end up being his downfall.

Spoiler: First vote

Spoiler: Second vote

Spoiler: Third vote

Spoiler: Fourth vote

Spoiler: Fifth vote

Spoiler: Sixth vote

Spoiler: Seventh vote

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #54 (isolation #10) » Thu May 01, 2014 6:14 pm

Spoiler: Episode 1 Edgic Ratings

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #57 (isolation #11) » Fri May 02, 2014 1:15 pm

Good, I like it that way!

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #60 (isolation #12) » Sat May 03, 2014 4:22 pm

In post 58, Hanasawa wrote:I don't think I like the random aspect of this!

But that's the

only

aspect!

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #62 (isolation #13) » Sat May 03, 2014 5:08 pm

I hope that's for the final jury vote!

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #65 (isolation #14) » Mon May 05, 2014 5:34 pm

Episode 2

In returning from their first Tribal Council of the season,

Takahuki

already is emerging as a much more cohesive unit than originally expected. Even JDGA, the sole tribemate on the outside of the vote, doesn't cause conflict regarding Gamsimbre's departure, hunting for food to secure a stronger position in his tribe instead. Candillan, the sole source of the shakeup in the previous night, now sees that his position in the game is much more thoroughly protected if he begins to lay low and not be seen as so much of a power player.

"See, now I need to make sure they don't do the same thing to me.
LURKER MODE ACTIVATE!
Well, not exactly ~activate~, per se, but mostly just be less of a driving force.
....or we can just not lose any more challenges. That works too." - Candillan

The day after Tribal Council, Cybele begins to lose his marbles a bit after a lack of a decent amount of sleep, but he uses this restlessness to coordinate the tribe in a series of singing activities, which DeasVail and Kloud happily enjoy.

"Ever since Gamsimbre was voted out, we've really become a cohesive unit. Just remembering how divided we were at the start with a big super alliance, and now a few days later be singing songs with Cybele's crazy self.. it's a lovely change of pace." - Kloud

Despite being Kloud's closest ally, kdowns feels the exact opposite.

"I don't know why Cybele feels the need to fucking lead us like the Mormon Tabernacle Boys Choir. I don't know why there were any votes at all on me last night, and I deserve to be here way more than half of these idiots. It's pathetic." - kdowns

{. . .}

Even though the

Twistos

tribe had an entirely unanimous vote, they're anything but united in their views returning from Tribal Council. Nyalite immediately panics due to her prime ally of Xalxe being blindsided, and attempts to convince Snakes that Drench is too much of a threat after the way he orchestrated Xalxe's downfall.

"I'm a huge fan of Drench, but my game is a lot more important than our friendship or whatever, so if he's gonna be a threat down the road, I'm not gonna let him get in the way. I need to pull in xofelf or Hana to get him out of here, because from what Nyalite told me, he's planning my downfall next as well, and I'm sure as hell not letting that happen." - Snakes

"I'm really nervous about the way I'm being perceived after last night's vote. You'd think everyone would love me because of the way I flushed an idol out of the game the first Tribal, but there are way too many overthinkers on this tribe, and you can see the gears turning in their heads. They already know I'm getting a good case for the jury, and we're only 3 days in." - Drench

{. . .}

Tensions are beginning to arise at the

Fevawashadoo

camp as well.

"I know I'm probably in the best position of anyone in the tribe, but that doesn't keep me from preparing for the future. I need to create further connections with everyone to make sure I'm in the best spot in case of a swap. PrivateI is the best player on this tribe besides me, and I need to have Jal and Mist on my side in case he turns on me. Mist keeps telling me she doesn't want everyone on the tribe to be angry, but we can't keep that up forever." - Lord Mhork

"Mhork is really starting to overplay, but I'm gonna take full advantage of it. I suggested that PrivateI would be a threat later on, but I don't think we should get him out soon." - Jal

Despite everyone's generally pleasant opinions of PrivateI, he's blissfully unaware of the conspiracies happening beneath him.

"So, there's some clear lines being drawn at camp. There's me, Mhork, Mist, and Klick in the Hottie McHotties alliance. Then there's Jal, Nich, and Orc in the Too Curmudgeony for Cool alliance. I think we all know the inevitable outcome." - PrivateI

On the bottom side of the tribe, Orcinus is beginning to realize his and Nich's low positions on the tribe.

"I've been trying to talk to Nich about how everyone basically hates us, but no, he's too lazy to even talk strategy, and he's entirely convinced that he's perfectly fine. He needs to step his game up and make some deals, or he'll cost me mine." - Orcinus

{. . .}

In the

Pwyupwyu

tribe, events are becoming more and more hectic. First, after a long, unsuccessful search for an immunity idol in the woods throughout the first episode, TS has returned to show his true nature. Immediately upon returning to camp, he goes on a tirade, insulting every tribe member left and right, disheartening everyone and making all his colleagues hate him. TheBadOne falls into a deep sickness quickly upon waking up the next morning, and is now unable to help out around camp.

"Well my one close ally TheBadOne is starting to let everyone down, and it's really disappointing considering all the plans we've made together. I'm still keeping faith in him, but I need to start expanding my reach out to the rest of the tribe." - Axxle

"Even more shit is beginning to go down even after my brief yoga diva period. Shiidaji apologized to me after seeing how upset TS was making everyone, but it still seemed insincere. I'm just gonna ignore her for now and try to solidify a stable alliance. Axxle, swyellow, and TheBadOne have all expressed interest, so I think that's a core I'd feel comfortable with." - Cephrir

Commercial break!

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #66 (isolation #15) » Mon May 05, 2014 6:14 pm

just went through and corrected a bunch of typos b/c proofreading while talking on skype is difficult ugh

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #67 (isolation #16) » Mon May 05, 2014 6:37 pm

As the tribes march together into the challenge arena by the ocean, 4 alarmingly tall wooden poles come into view. For the next immunity challenge, one member from each tribe holds onto the tribe's pole while 2 members from each tribe try to pull people off of the poles. The first player to be pulled out of the arena each round has their tribe lose a point. The first 2 tribes to lose 2 points go to tribal council.

Spoiler: Round 1

Spoiler: Round 2

Spoiler: Round 3

Spoiler: Round 4

Spoiler: Round 5

Spoiler: Round 6

Commercial break, final third of the episode to come most likely tomorrow!

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #71 (isolation #17) » Tue May 06, 2014 6:33 am

Tribal Council 3

Immediately after returning from the immunity challenge, Nyalite and Snakes become aware that they need to take immediate action if they want their plan to vote out Drench to be successful.

"Right now, I'm just lying to Drench, lying to Crazy, trying to make everyone feel as secure as I can. But at the same time, Snakes is off in the woods working on Xof, and I'm taking Hana out to get water while telling her all the benefits of working with me. I mean, it's probably not beneficial at all working with me, but she doesn't know that, right?" - Nyalite

While Nyalite talks privately with Hanasawa, Snakes and Xofelf finally return to camp, with Xofelf's mind now swayed in favor of a Drench elimination. However, she doesn't keep this knowledge to herself.

Xofelf at camp wrote:Hey bitches, guess who's getting blindsided tonight! Drench, that's who! *dances off into the jungle*

Everyone in the tribe is absolutely dumbfounded.

"Well, there goes our big move.. the vote can obviously still vote out Drench if Nyalite is successful with Hanasawa, but this just shows that xofelf can't be trusted at all. I told Drench that xof was just fucking around with him, but I'm pretty sure he's starting to catch on." - Snakes

"That was probably the highlight of this tribe, kinda shows that Survivor needs to have better mental health inspections on castaways, huh? I'm 90% sure xofelf just leaked the legit plan to everyone, so now I just need to turn the vote back around on someone else. I want to keep her around though, if anyone tries to pull any fast ones on me, she's already proven herself to be a great source of information, albeit accidentally. But I've just gotta bluff that I know the real plan behind my supposed blindside now, and hope for the best." - Drench

Drench to Nyalite wrote:I know you and Snakes are trying to turn the tribe on me, and while I applaud xof's showmanship, I really don't think that'd be the best move for you. What happens when xofelf turns back around and flips on you at the next Tribal Council? Snakes has already proven himself to be unable to keep her under control, so why keep him around when you can keep the tribe happy and have a good player (me) on your side as well?

"Drench made a lot of good points in his talk with me earlier today. I can tell Hanasawa doesn't trust me at all, and probably thinks I'm a snake, so Xofelf flipping back over next Tribal would completely fuck me over. But I want to shake this game up, it's in my nature, and I don't feel right merely going along with the tribe's best interest." - Nyalite

Spoiler: First vote

Spoiler: Second vote

Spoiler: Third vote

Spoiler: Fourth vote

Spoiler: Fifth vote

Spoiler: Sixth vote

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #78 (isolation #18) » Tue May 06, 2014 10:18 am

Hey now Ceph, that whole fiasco happened right before TC, and there's no more communication once TC hits, so Hana voted for Nya since she didn't trust her, and Nya flipped on Snakes because she would have been the next to go otherwise (as far as she knew)!

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #80 (isolation #19) » Tue May 06, 2014 10:24 am

In post 79, Snakes wrote:
Spoiler:
Somebody must not want to be my comod anymore

It's the random number gods,

clearly

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #81 (isolation #20) » Tue May 06, 2014 4:02 pm

Tribal Council 4

Little deliberation occurred prior to

Pwyupwyu's

first Tribal Council. If you're wondering why, you need to rewind this episode!

Spoiler: First vote

Spoiler: Second vote

Spoiler: Third vote

Spoiler: Fourth vote

Spoiler: Fifth vote

Spoiler: Sixth vote

Spoiler: Seventh vote

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #82 (isolation #21) » Tue May 06, 2014 4:11 pm

guess who's the villain!!

Spoiler: Episode 2 edgic ratings

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #84 (isolation #22) » Tue May 06, 2014 4:48 pm

When players are voted out, their name on the left is colored with the edgic color that most accurately summarizes that players' overall edit.

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #89 (isolation #23) » Thu May 08, 2014 9:34 am

Tribe Swap!

You didn't think this was just going to be any old boring game, did you? Things are starting to get a little lonely for a few of you, so let's see how everyone does in a new environment.

Since Fevawashadoo didn't lose any challenges, their color and name will remain!

FEVAWASHADOO TRIBE

Spoiler:

TAMAGOTCHI TRIBE

Spoiler:

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #94 (isolation #24) » Thu May 08, 2014 2:16 pm

I had no idea who that was earlier

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #95 (isolation #25) » Tue May 13, 2014 3:37 pm

Update: As I've been sick and/or doing stuff for Survivor Hogwarts lately, a new episode will be posted every Friday from now on so I'm forced to be consistent. Thank you for your patience everyone.<3

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #99 (isolation #26) » Sat May 17, 2014 3:33 pm

I CANT HEAR YOU OVER ALL THESE ESSAYS