Graveyard Shift Mafia - ROLL CREDITS

[Serene2]

seriously, don't leave me for the lurkaderp shift to hammer me, that's a fate worse than death

[Red Gyarados]

VOTE: Serene

[Brian Skies]

VOTE: serene

[The Critic]

It is now a Night Shift.

~Jordan’
Brian Skies
ika
infinite jesters
MrZepher
Serene2
Svenskt Stal
Zdenek

Episode 3, Shift B.8 (Night), VC 3

Serene2 (10) - Aronis, The Goat, FourteenPointFive, xRECKONERx, Infinite Jesters, ~Jordan', Zdenek, MrZepher, ika, BrianSkies

Dry-Fit (1) - goodmorning
Aronis (1) - Dry-fit

Not Voting (6): hiplop, Sven, Serene2, PeregrineV, BROseidon, Venmar

With 18 alive, it is 10 to lynch.

[The Critic]

(Two women are arguing on a TV set. A crew is filming them)

WOMAN 1. THIS IS EXACTLY THE REASON WHY WE HAVE TO ASK PERMISSION NOW TO USE THE COPIER

WOMAN 2. Well I did not realize that.

WOMAN 1. Was it not a clue when you saw the sign that said "Do not use the copier as a food preparation surface or cooking device"?

WOMAN 2. I didn't see the sign.

WOMAN 1. There is no way you didn't see that sign.

WOMAN 2. I really didn't! I swear!

WOMAN 1. Well now Ernesto the Janitor is going to spend the next two hours cleaning tuna fish out of the copier, and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.

WOMAN 2. I just wanted to see if it would work!

WOMAN 1. WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT YOU COULD USE A COPIER TO LITERALLY COPY A SANDWICH!? WERE YOU DROPPED AS A CHILD?!

WOMAN 2. I don't have to stand here and take this.

WOMAN 1. WE WILL SETTLE THIS... IN THE JELLO WRESTLING ARENA.

(We hear men and women hooting and cheering offscreen. Henry Donahue strides onscreen. He is holding a large fruity drink.)

HENRY. I hate to break up the party, but I have news that is going to rock the ass and balls of this company.

DIRECTOR. Henry! Language!

HENRY. I don't give a flying fuck. I got my retirement papers already and mailed them to my accountant. The company can't terminate my retirement. Which is why now is a perfect time for me to show something to the world. We're live, right?

DIRECTOR. No...?

HENRY. Whatever. I've been holding onto this til I retired. I have pictures of one of the assistant mangers fucking a goat.

DIRECTOR. Excuse me?

(Henry unfolds a gigantic poster of a man fucking a goat)

DIRECTOR. Well that doesn't really matter. We just won't air this.

HENRY. Yeah, I kinda already sent them around to the media so.... He's gonna have to be fired.

DIRECTOR. You have got to be kidding me.

HENRY. HA! Kidding.

(Pause)

HENRY. Get it? Because he's fucking goats?

DIRECTOR. LEAVE!

(Henry tilts his head back and drinks his entire drink in one long swing. He grabs his crotch and walks offscreen)

Serene2,

James Tomlinson, the Incompetent Assistant Manager Who’s In Way Over His Head (

Mafia Goon

)

, Kicked Off The Show Episode 3.



BROseidon,

Henry Donahue, the Retiree (

Public Ascetic Deathproof Innocent Child With An Expiration Date

)

, Retired Episode 3.

[The Critic]

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[The Critic]

It is now a Day Shift.

Aronis
Dry-fit
goodmorning
hiplop
ika
PeregrineV
The Goat
xRECKONERx
Venmar

With 16 alive, it is 9 to lynch.

The Shift will switch in (expired on 2014-05-11 23:00:00).
The Episode will end in (expired on 2014-05-25 23:00:00).

[ika]

i got this bunch?

bleh

anyway VOTE: jordan

primary suspect for today

[ika]

im also down for voting the lover pair, i still think one of them are scum

[PeregrineV]

It is now a Night Shift.

~Jordan’
Bird and Beast
Brian Skies
ika
infinite jesters
MrZepher
Serene2
Svenskt Stal
Zdenek

Episode 2, Shift B.6 (Night), VC 1

Bird and Beast (10) - Venmar, hiplop, Zdenek, FourteenPointFive, The Goat, MrZepher, Sven, BirdAndBeast, BrianSkies, Serene2

Zdenek (3) - BROseidon, Dry-fit, ika
The Goat (2) - PeregrineV, xRECKONERx,
FourteenPointFive (1) - goodmorning

Not Voting (3): Aronis, Infinite Jesters, Jordan

With 19 alive, it is 10 to lynch.

It is now a Night Shift.

~Jordan’
Brian Skies
ika
infinite jesters
MrZepher
Serene2
Svenskt Stal
Zdenek

Episode 3, Shift B.8 (Night), VC 2

Serene2 (7) - Aronis, The Goat, FourteenPointFive, xRECKONERx, Infinite Jesters, ~Jordan', MrZepher
Dry-Fit (1) - goodmorning
Aronis (1) - Dry-fit

Not Voting (9): hiplop, Zdenek, Sven, BrianSkies, Serene2, PeregrineV, BROseidon, ika, Venmar

With 18 alive, it is 10 to lynch.

The Shift will switch in (expired on 2014-05-08 23:00:00).
The Episode will end in (expired on 2014-05-19 23:00:00).

It is now a Night Shift.

~Jordan’
Brian Skies
ika
infinite jesters
MrZepher
Serene2
Svenskt Stal
Zdenek

Episode 3, Shift B.8 (Night), VC 3

Serene2 (9) - Aronis, The Goat, FourteenPointFive, xRECKONERx, Infinite Jesters, ~Jordan', Zdenek, MrZepher, ika
Dry-Fit (1) - goodmorning
Aronis (1) - Dry-fit

Not Voting (7): hiplop, Sven, BrianSkies, Serene2, PeregrineV, BROseidon, Venmar

With 18 alive, it is 10 to lynch.

The Shift will switch in (expired on 2014-05-08 23:00:00).
The Episode will end in (expired on 2014-05-19 23:00:00).

It is now a Night Shift.

~Jordan’
Brian Skies
ika
infinite jesters
MrZepher
Serene2
Svenskt Stal
Zdenek

Episode 3, Shift B.8 (Night), VC 3

Serene2 (10) - Aronis, The Goat, FourteenPointFive, xRECKONERx, Infinite Jesters, ~Jordan', Zdenek, MrZepher, ika, BrianSkies

Dry-Fit (1) - goodmorning
Aronis (1) - Dry-fit

Not Voting (6): hiplop, Sven, Serene2, PeregrineV, BROseidon, Venmar

With 18 alive, it is 10 to lynch.

[PeregrineV]

Scum have fully developed fake claims

I am Jim Harrington, the Armchair Psychologist Whose Wildly Inaccurate Diagnoses of His Acquaintances are Thinly-Veiled Projections of His Own Mental Issues. (Cross-Shift Parity Cop)

I am a X-shot Cross-Shift Parity Cop. This means I can pick one player in each Shift, and learn whether they are of same or different alignments. I cannot pick myself or dead players as targets. I'm not outing what X is, but you guys can probably guess what it is.

[Dry-fit]

I need to recalibrate my reads for this game. My top two right now though are Reck and Hiplop. Looking back at it I think Aronis' Serene vote looks town.

Vote: Hiplop.

Hopefully I can get in a full reread this weekend.

[goodmorning]

For the record, I had a big post about how the whole lyncher thing wasn't alignment indicative. It got lost when my computer died or I'd have posted it anyway.

Anyway, I'm feeling a little lost trying to scumhunt in this game. I'll stand by what I said about Jesters; they feel off to me, though who the hell knows if I'm reading them right. I also feel off about Brian - could he be an SK rather than a Vig? Is that possible in a White Flag?
I also want to get back to 14.5 since the Serene thing got distracting.
Speaking of that - they set themselves up to fall, so why? Were they protecting someone?
I'm currently OK with calling Pere Town.

People I don't actually remember as having said anything useful:
Aronis
Dry-fit
hiplop
The Goat
Jordan
14.5
Mr Z
Sven
Zdenek

That's a lot of Null reads, and that's who I'm working on clearing up right now.

[hiplop]

reck and i are good people i promise

i always have something of value to say in the other shift... I'm currently starring in a production right now so ill be busy for 2/3 more days :\

[The Critic]

It is now a Day Shift.

Aronis
Dry-fit
goodmorning
hiplop
ika
PeregrineV
xRECKONERx
Venmar

We made an error in our posted shift distributions. This is the updated current day shift. Double check to make sure you're in the right place.

[Aronis]

Is it just me or is it weird that the lovers haven't been killed yet?

[ika]

we already mostly concluded ij is the scum lover of the pair, if you want to lynch them we can go ahead

[Aronis]

OK?

[ika]

really im just in a pissy mood and i just glanced so im just posting what we can do. if you have better ideas go ahead.

im too pissed off on other things to even think straight here. all im saying is that its prob towm/scum at least so if we want to do that im for it or we can jsut sit here and try to find scums one by one

[goodmorning]

reck and i are good people i promise

i always have something of value to say in the other shift... I'm currently starring in a production right now so ill be busy for 2/3 more days :\

Why you

and reck

?

Is it just me or is it weird that the lovers haven't been killed yet?

It is a bit, though given the amount of support for lynching them at some point it's not impossible that they're both Town.
It's also possible that it's a Scum-Town pair, though if that's the case I would agree that the Scum one would be Jesters.

I don't like this shift. Nobody posting means I'm not getting any tone stuff and that seems to be my strongest tool at present.

[Venmar]

Vote: Dry-fit

[xRECKONERx]

Hmmmm.

[The Critic]

It is now a Day Shift.

Aronis
Dry-fit
goodmorning
hiplop
ika
PeregrineV
xRECKONERx
Venmar

Episode 4, Shift C.1 (Day), VC 2

~Jordan' (1) - ika
hiplop (1) - Dry-fit
Dry-fit (1) - Venmar

Not Voting (13): hiplop, Sven, PeregrineV, Aronis, The Goat, FourteenPointFive, xRECKONERx, Infinite Jesters, ~Jordan', Zdenek, MrZepher, BrianSkies, goodmorning

With 16 alive, it is 10 to lynch.

The Shift will switch in (expired on 2014-05-11 23:00:00).
The Episode will end in (expired on 2014-05-25 23:00:00).

[xRECKONERx]

gettin real tired of this shit here

I have no feelings about anyone zzzzzz

[goodmorning]

I don't like this reck

where is the reck that gets shit done???