Graveyard Shift Mafia - ROLL CREDITS

[Brian Skies]

Speculating about why you are alive would be a start.

No idea.

But I'm town and I got a gun. So it's probably one or more of:
1) They don't know if I still have any bullets, or how many.
2) They're hoping I shoot town again.
3) Or they don't fear me.

[Infinite Jesters]

unvote
vote: goodmorning

[The Critic]

It is now a Night Shift.

~Jordan’
The Goat
Brian Skies
FourteenPointFive
infinite jesters
MrZepher
Svenskt Stal
Zdenek

Episode 4, Shift C.8 (Night), VC 1

goodmorning (7) - Aronis, ika, hiplop, xRECKONERx, FourteenPointFive, ~Jordan', Infinite Jesters
ika (3) - The Goat, Brian Skies, MrZepher
The Goat (3) - PeregrineV, Dry-fit, Svenskt Stål
aronis (1) - goodmorning

Not Voting (1): Zdenek

With 15 alive, it is 8 to lynch.

The Shift will switch in (expired on 2014-06-05 23:00:00).
The Episode will end in (expired on 2014-06-05 23:00:00).

[Brian Skies]

Not really interested in GM after going through his iso.

[~Jordan`]

we have 5 hours your timing is impeccable

[Brian Skies]

My internet blew up last night.

I'll hammer if I need to, but I'd prefer Ika.

[~Jordan`]

me too

[MrZepher]

I don't think brian is scum. There'd have to be a pretty compelling argument for me to think otherwise.
The vig shooting make sense coming from town moreso than scum (why would scum kill agar? that made no sense.)

I will say that I'm starting to think that the lovers aren't town/town.

Are we okay with me hammering GM or is there more that people want to talk about?

[Brian Skies]

Unless you think the wagon has any chance of shifting anywhere else, you can hammer.

[MrZepher]

meh.

UNVOTE:
VOTE: goodmorning

[FourteenPointFive]

We can hit Ika tomorrow if need be.

[Infinite Jesters]

why can't brian just vig ika

I mean he has him down as scum.

[MrZepher]

We can hit Ika tomorrow if need be.

This is the exact situation we should have avoided, and why I was originally voting ika.

literally just setting up a lynch tomorrow.

[Infinite Jesters]

We can hit Ika tomorrow if need be.

This is the exact situation we should have avoided, and why I was originally voting ika.

literally just setting up a lynch tomorrow.

how are you missing that there is a vig that claims he is still in play.

do you not think brian is a vig?

[MrZepher]

i wasn't questioning your line of thought.

i was questioning his.

[FourteenPointFive]

Then why couldn't we get the entire shift to vote surefire scum Serene after the BnB lynch? The fact that we can get all 8 votes worries me. There is no reason for scum to bus at this stage.

This was something you yourself didnt understand 48 hours ago.

I said it was possible for it happen, even if I didn't mention in my first post of the day how unlikely it was. Bone has made the point about serene since then, which I hadn't paid attention to when I originally made that first post.

It still doesn't change the fact that zden went without a vote in play (will be liking at him more closely now) and you flat out refused to remove your vote off a goat vanity wagon.

But since day shift also managed to not help lynch ika, we may have to improve on my reasoning of him being provably scum via gut. There's just so many half raised flags and none of them look green.

[FourteenPointFive]

We can hit Ika tomorrow if need be.

This is the exact situation we should have avoided, and why I was originally voting ika.

literally just setting up a lynch tomorrow.

Oh stop, you know there's a difference between setting up lynches and lynching a common scumread. Setting up lynches would be "IF goodmorning flips town/scum we lynch ika." Nice attempt at a backhanded comment though.

[Svenskt Stål]

if

goodmorning

flips town then we are lynching

reck.

[FourteenPointFive]

See Zeph? THAT's how you set up lynches.

[The Critic]

It is now a Night Shift.

~Jordan’
The Goat
Brian Skies
FourteenPointFive
infinite jesters
MrZepher
Svenskt Stal
Zdenek

Episode 4, Shift C.8 (Night), VC 2

goodmorning (8) - Aronis, ika, hiplop, xRECKONERx, FourteenPointFive, ~Jordan', Infinite Jesters, MrZepher

The Goat (3) - PeregrineV, Dry-fit, Svenskt Stål
ika (2) - The Goat, Brian Skies
aronis (1) - goodmorning

Not Voting (1): Zdenek

With 15 alive, it is 8 to lynch.

[The Critic]

(Francine, an older lady, is standing outside of the TV studio in the pouring rain. She is holding a sodden box of doughtnuts. A pert young lady walks up to her holding an umbrella)

FRANCINE. Oh hello dear.

CRYSTAL. Francine! What happened to you?

FRANCINE. Oh, I got kicked off. I guess I need to go find another job.

CRYSTAL. That sucks. Are you sad about it?

FRANCINE. Not as sad as I am about never hearing from my children, but I guess yeah.

CRYSTAL. What if I told you that you could make some extra money and feel really good.

FRANCINE. Having a job makes me feel good.

CRYSTAL. That just means you've never tried meth.

FRANCINE. Meth? Like on Breaking Bad? I love that show!

CRYSTAL. Yeah, sure. Anyway if you want to try some meth I've got some at my apartment.

FRANCINE. Oh I don't know. Isn't it awfully hard on my teeth?

CRYSTAL. Oh that's just the liberal media.

FRANCINE. I've heard about the liberal media.

CRYSTAL. Sure sure. Anyway after I get you hooked on meth maybe I can turn you out to a job.

FRANCINE. A job?

CRYSTAL. Yeah, hopefully a whole bunch of "jobs". HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

(Pause)

CRYSTAL. Fellatio.

FRANCINE. Ohhhh. I don't think I'd like that.

CRYSTAL. For money!

FRANCINE. I think that's illegal, dear.

CRYSTAL. So's lots of shit! Come on. Just try this meth first.

FRANCINE. Okeydokey. I have all these Minty Mints breath mints that'll hopefully get the taste of meth out of my mouth.

CRYSTAL. That's not the only thing. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

(Pause)

CRYSTAL. Semen.

goodmorning,

Francine Caine, the Office Mom Who Works Two Jobs Not Because She Needs the Money but Because She Needs to Feel Useful Because of Her Empty Nest Syndrome (

Same Shift Mass Donut Vendor

)

, Kicked Off The Show Episode 4.

[The Critic]

A word from our sponsors!

(The same plantation-type house from an earlier commercial. Zoom in on a man hastily packing black plastic bags into the trunk of a car)

CORE. Oh god what have I done oh god what have I -

(He looks up)

CORE. Oh hi. Didn't see you there. Uh... I'm just packing up to go back to my house. I'm about done here....

(He shoves a few more plastic bags into his trunk.)

OFFSCREEN VOICE. Core. Talk about the product.

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OFFSCREEN VOICE.

Stay on message

.

CORE. Oh right. Sorry. They're uh... they're the mintiest mints yet. One might even say they're too minty. Ha ha! Just kidding no such thing.

(Core picks up a blood-stained dress of the ground. He looks at it and starts weeping)

CORE. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE.

OFFSCREEN VOICE. Commercial over!

[The Critic]

It is now a Day Shift.

Brian Skies
Dry-fit
FourteenPointFive
infinite jesters
The Goat
xRECKONERx
Zdenek

Episode 5, Shift D.1 (Day), VC 1

Not Voting (14): Brian Skies, Dry-fit, FourteenPointFive, infinite jesters, The Goat, xRECKONERx, Zdenek, ~Jordan’, Aronis, Hiplop, ika, MrZepher, PeregrineV, Svenskt Stål

With 14 alive, it is 8 to lynch.

[Zdenek]

That's some bullshit Zed, it's one thing to vote on a wagon you think is scum. It's another thing to go "I have nothing...SHEEP". Don't pretend that there isn't a clear difference.

So you'd rather them vote someone else? What the fuck?

[Zdenek]

Really the compermise i could see atm with day is a GM lynch.

If you believe in scum slips, look up.