Balto the Meet: May 28 to June 5, 2013

[Maestro]

/Mehbeh

I honestly don't know my schedule yet for next summer but I'm hoping I can make any of the weekends.
Shouldn't be that hard since I live less than 20 minutes form Johns Hopkins...

Also:

...That said, if you go by Google, you'll find any of the following listed as the fastest growing college sport (in addition to the two above): Bass Fishing, Quidditch, Tennis, Mixed Martial Arts, Roller Derby, etc...

BAM

...fastest growing college sport (in addition to the two above): Bass Fishing, Quidditch, Tennis, Mixed Martial Arts...

...fastest growing college sport...

Quidditch

...

^ This.

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Ok...well...not sure if Matt still loves me enough,
but if this is at the time I voted for:

/confirm

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We, we, we, so excited.

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Missing out on the Reckoning love...

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VOTE: Risk - Godstorm Edition

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Woo!

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Hahaha.....nope...

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tbh i had no idea what The Block was until i just wiki'd it

Definitely just did this as well. "Oh Myyy!"

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ITT...er...NSFW

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Thanks Reck, and I thought we were friends.

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Judging by what is currently being planned for the meet, ey'd also be woefully excluded because of age.

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Eir profile says 13..........

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Cool.

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Confused but ok.
@gorck: Haaaaa

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I'm good by Trollie's standards, by a little over a year.

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18-yrs-old

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GETS FORCE-REPLACED

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i have to say btw, that ur sig kuribo, is fucking fantastic

If not already stated, I agree.

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+ floor space?

P-Edit: DON'T ASK THESE QUESTIONS

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It should have a better name than Balto, I agree.
I liked whatever the one before Balto was more.

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I'm just wondering if you're as charmingly self-absorbed in person, UN.
Don't worry, by the way - when I've got less shit going you'll be back in my sig.

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There ya go ^5

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Can't tell if serious

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Quoth the Raven, Partymore, is pretty awesome.

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Anybody wanna help a brother out and sign up for Micro 122?

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Why am I still under "/maybe"?
I could probably walk to wherever you guys live.

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gerroff mah lawn

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^

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I guess put Mollie and myself down as maybe.

Wait this has to happen

And when you say both of you together like that I actually think you two are together IRL or something, Majiff. It was funny but now I'm superduper curious.

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Not everyone is an all day every day /in, are they?

I'm local, so I'm expecting to be around for a couple evenings of hang out.

^ This, unless I'm demanded for more time than that.

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HAH Fine, fine. I'm really bored this semester anyway, so if you want and if I end up being tied up during the actual meet, I can swing down sometime before.

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Yeeeaaah, but there's this thing called sarcasm...
But srsly, be there. Neither of you has done FWAN so I'm eager to meet and shit and you should just be there because we're all awesome.

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(Now I feel bad...)

FWAN = Face With a Name

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I feel bad because I royally sucked that game and "audiowhoring it up" implies that he will indeed be talking about it with people who did not suck, and pointing and laughing at me in the corner. Or not and I'm exaggerating but yeah.

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I prefer couch space. Can I claim couch space?

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Okai, okai...

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/inb4Mattrealizesit'ssettoviewonly

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Wut.

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Didn't even care about that - I just wanted an explanation.
I mean, I'm flattered, but I'd expect mollie before him.

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12:45 AM that next morning?

LOL

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...

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dude, I would if I could...but dude

actually, how about I come meet you by MTA? lol

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT

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I'm Kuribo's buddy and gork's in our Masonry, confirm claim

VOTE: AngryPidgeon

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lol

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wut

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Also I'd love to go actually sit in on a congressional session of we have time.

yes plz

^

and yeah, the doodle for Roleblocker should go to Prostitute for flavor/artistic purposes XD

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SORTOF...the App itself kindof sucks, IIRC

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oh, c'mon Uber, you should be able to think of one for me...

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I'm a Fruit Vendor? Whyyyyyyyyyy?

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he had himself as the Lyncher

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I don't think yur doin' it right

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Majiffy, is that Johnny Depp as Hunter S. Thompson I see in your face?

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Spoiler: don't open this

MY EYES

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...I like Batman Returns

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Fuck you Majiffy

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Also, WHAT THE FUCK ASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (you know why)

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Iecerint, go get on StarCraft.

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C'mon, I just saw on your profile that you ended a Team Season in Platinum and have 2 Season Ends in Silver League - which is more than I can say for myself

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Uber:

1) if you're at all halfway-decent at the game you can beat me
2) I will want to play anyway, so you'll have fun
3) I will pay you back for half of it at the meet
4) congrats on the redness

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No dude, I've seen your profile and I'm confident you're WAY more competent than me.

I'm online in a few, if it please you.

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FTR, he had me COMPLETELY convinced till I checked what day it was

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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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does pirate mollie know about this?

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...shouldn't you be the one posting these important updates...?

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I nominate my hive-mind partner UberNinja to write me biographies of everybody on this list whom I do not know so I can fulfill Matt's requirement for icebreaking activities

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he's definitely not - haven't you ever seen his posts in F62's "make me feel awesome about myself thread"?

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lol wait, DGB, did you get Culted IRL too?

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DGB MAKE KURIBO A CULTED AVI NAO

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I noticed only after posting

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plot twist: you both live in Baltimore?

KURIBO IS GORCKAT'S STEPDAD

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The eastern shore has the best crab cakes in TOWN!

I WOULDN'T KNOW BECAUSE I'M ALLERGIC TO SHELLFISH

OH DEAR GOD AND YOU LIVE IN MARYLAND AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Crabs are WAY overrated, especially in maryland.

I'm sick of hearing "you HAVE to have crabs". You really don't. I've had better crabs out of maryland.

so have I, but seafood, and shellfish in particular, are still a part of MD's identity and culture, not to mention the generally accepted easy-access diet

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wait wat, ok

sorry UT

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top of page, all context lost, lolling IRL

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lol Konowa <3

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if you/Oliver/kuribo/somebody who's driving can come pick me up from my house Matt (assuming you have transport), I can bring like, 5 sleeping bags?

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P.S. for those who weren't aware I live, practically up the street from Mr. P

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pmuch, but not if I'm bringing 5 sleeping bags XD

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oh, but my idea of "walking distance" is like 3-5 miles sooo...

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I was talking to BBmolla yesterday on Skype and I think we both pissed ourselves

lol

you never talk to me on skype :colbert:

looooooooool I basically PMed him saying the same thing

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should we all slap down Skype names or are you bitches all talk and no walk?

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BAHAHAH what would he be like IRL? I just imagine him talking for HALF AN HOUR straight in f2f mafia and people going to get drinks in the middle and coming back being all "so what's he on about now?" "dunno, popcorn with your drink?" "yeah, thanks man"

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Probably a bit like the picture you posted a few pages back - I can't imagine EVERYBODY's exactly like they are on-site, but I bet you would be

P-Edit: what AP said - also I imagine you (AP) like one of my ginger friends, very well-dressed and shizzz (but maybe that's the gay? who knows )
P-Edit: OH THAT'S HIS SKYPE ASDFGHJKL

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I'm on a Mac and I use Chrome!

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no, I love my Mac

go away

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gaiz it's my Scumday <3

I wanna make some kind of thread where I can rant about how much I love the site and how much it's changed me and stuff

and then I wanna go on an adventure

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except seriously...you guys are all awesome and have taught me so much aaand yeah I love this place <3

I hope to be like NS and Flay one day, like 50 years old but still in touch (and still hopelessly murderizing) Jiffy and Matt and whoever from my laptop every once in awhile - or maybe I'll "retire" some day, like Vi or mastin and start to hang around GD more often

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I second the hippie's motion, I honestly don't even know DGB's rep or anything and I'm curious to meet her just from the outcry at her departure. I'm psure I know what's going on so you both should come and just ignore eachother if you need to - the rest of us can be friends and do as Kise suggests

P-Edit: here, here

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\o/

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biiiiiiiiiitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

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^ lol

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I'm interested.

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Also, I'd like to take this pagetop to apologize for my previous post - it was not acceptable.

inb4 everybody goes back to the last page to see what I said

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Sorry Majiff

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I deserve whatever consequences I receive for my actions...

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*erases internet history*

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funny, I got that nickname a different way

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but seriously - lol AP, I don't think you understood how not serious we were being

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but seriously - lol AP, I don't think you understood how not serious we were being

how not serious we were being

not

serious

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Ok, I'm convinced - I reserved potential space for the last three days, as mentioned above

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that was fucking amazing, kuribo

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The show would be free for all involved, we have a shitton of free tickets. We don't know the date yet, or how many seats they can specifically hold for us on a given day. Please PM me if you're interested and we'll try to figure out the best day.

Id be interested depending on the date.

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...and this is just for confirmation: you'd be singing Tenor I in the MafiaScum Barbershop Quartet's Star Wars a Capella?

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damnit, so she gets the I'm Your Father solo? that doesn't even make sense cuz she's, ya know, a lady and all

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but aw well: update on that for BB is that I can sing whichever part - I was going over range stuff last time I had a repertoire class and I can do every part. I know he asked a question about "how loud are your BLANKS" where BLANK was a specific note but I can't be assed to find it in FWAN right now because Taz makes me want to rip my eyes out - BB, PM me when you see this, k? <3 we should get that thread started though...yes?

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PMed him and CCing you and singer, becuz I'mma dumbutt

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too bad so sad

yes yes I'm jelly, let's move on now

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it's like you guys wore the same dress... /awk

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BBMolla and I will be doing a showtune or two I think

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I'll just bring my Wii - how's that?

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yeah but I think that may void my warranty?

I'll call Nintendo to make sure

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penis: no, but they say to take that up with your higher deity on whether or not it voids the warranty on your Littlefinger or not - they can't take responsibility for that kinda stuff. meanwhile, apparently breaking a Wii in half doesn't void your warranty as of the release of the Wii U...something about trade-in value, it got confusing

so do you need the half with the disk drive, the half with the cable input shit, or am I cutting it hotdog style? (no pun intended)

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P.S. Nintendo customer service is 100x better then Comcast's at 2 AM on a Friday, I approve

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Maestro:

I did not live until today
How can I live till we're all together

(

BBMolla:

One week more)

Maestro & Kuribo:

In just one week you'll be away
Towards us through sun or stormy weather

(

MattP

: One more week all on my own)

M/K:

We can chill in MattP's den

(

MP

: One more week with them in waiting)

M/K:

We're the only non-gay dudes

(

MP

: What a summer I'd have known)

M/K:

And we swear that it's the truth

(

MP

: But I had to have it here!)

Trollie:

One more week before the storm!

...heehee

[Maestro]

Hmm. My bus stop in Maryland is a lot further from Baltimore than I realized. (White Marsh Park & Ride.) Would someone be able to grab me from there? I'm supposed to arrive around 5 pm on Tuesday, although I'm not sure I trust Megabus to run on time.

Did anyone see this? I can try to get closer if it's too inconvenient, but I should really know soon.

that's not actually that far, IMO

when're you coming? I have a bus pass so I could meet you there and it's only about a 5-10 minute ride back to civilization

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Hmm. My bus stop in Maryland is a lot further from Baltimore than I realized. (White Marsh Park & Ride.) Would someone be able to grab me from there? I'm supposed to arrive around 5 pm on Tuesday, although I'm not sure I trust Megabus to run on time.

Did anyone see this? I can try to get closer if it's too inconvenient, but I should really know soon.

Apparently maestro has this handled

actually don't know if I can make the start of this anymore - if Ether's getting in on the 28th I'd have to get off work to help her out...sorry...

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sorry

I'm sure I'll meet up with everybody later in the week...we will all have musical theatre karaoke time together and shiz

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...sarcasm or... ?

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PSH WHO CARES

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White Marsh is ENE of Baltimore City

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AP/BB, will you guys be there Thursday so I can swing by and we can do karaoke?

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Trollie: I'm down for CenterStage tomorrow?

AP/BB/Ether: karaoke tomorrow? (on that note, anybody with a car willing to come around to Sinai Hospital tomorrow early/mid-afternoon? Matt can get directions if you need)

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Sure pm me what time and stuff and your number again if you havent

*twiddles thumbs*

<3

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I think quadz is making fun of me...

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^ for clarification, I almost always think this

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There are still fried apples in the pot, someone eat them, thanks

Why put them in the pot? Just eat them after you smoke the pot

LOL

and DGB posting in the thread to tell people at the meet to do shit is kinda lol, jsyk.

P.S. to everyone still at Balto: the brief visit I was able to squeeze in before a trip to PA this weekend is not nearly enough time spent among such excellent and admirable

hobbits

scummers. I sincerely hope I get to see most (if not all) of you again, and I do hope I can keep in touch with all the wonderful people I already feel like I know so well.

PM me for my cell/mobile or my Facebook, if any of you are ever around the Baltimore/DC metro area I'd be more than happy to meet up again

Matt/Ollie: thanks so much for a fantastic (if not impromptu) time at your respective pad(s), keep in touch and shit everybody

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If you weren't so young, I'd hang out with u maestro

*shrug* I think I'm still convinced you secretly despise me after Bureaucracy Mafia or whateveritwascalled

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.....wut

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kuribo: I think we've all caught something... :/

people are sick? at a meet?!

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I am gonna probe Glork when he gets here. Holler.

who the fuck are you

...

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didn't get to meet Amrun or Axxle...

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</3

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COMMUNISTS COME BACK! ;_;

There may or may not be karaoke tonight!

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I AM IN A CAR DRIVING BACK HOME

GOODBYE BALTO-MEET

YOU GUYS ARE COOL PEOPLE

SAME TO YOU GOOD SIR

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fuck fuck bbm is taking his shoes off.

VOTE: Singer

FUCK YOU ALL.

ITT, singer has a heart attack because she doesn't know how to take a prank.

YOU GUYS PLAYED IT!!!!!
HOW'D IT GO?

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^ HAAAAAAAAAA

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I was second to CES in the one game I played, it was pretty damn fun

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you guys are giving me the sads

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I didn't see Axxle at all...

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(ALSO DIDN'T REALIZE IT AT FIRST BUT THAT GIF IS APPROPRIATE IN OTHER WAYS AMIRIGHT?!?!?) </3

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twas

I have yet to hear the tale(s) of how that game went

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oh, I was there when the evil spawn called Trollichu was birthed

from UberNinja's mind of course

*shudder*

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can we make this a new avi fad?

plaster Trollie's face all over MS...?

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I can't tell mine either...maybe the light blue one about halfway down? (if I have one)

sad aftermeet feels

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she PMed me mine

you all should ask nicely

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keep guessing Jake

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In Chicago the grocery stores have egg roll wraps

magnificent, thanks for sharing <3

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That gif is fucking amazing.

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y'all best sign your posts so we can tell if singer's Town or not

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damnit

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I'd bet that's quadz

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nah, posting timez

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we were thinking that specific post genius XD

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..........wut

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Hey all - sometime soon, running separately from the invitational (and with full permission from Faraday, Trollie, and CDB) will be a Greatest Idea Large Theme, hopefully the second successful iteration of the new(ish) setup to appear on the forum. Meanwhile, I'm going to try the lil' baby out for a test run here. Lemme know if any of you are interested; you all have first dibs on spots in either game as far as I'm concerned. <3

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Are you sure you didn't imagine that? (It's being worked on. I've been busy moving to a new country and all that, RELAX)

Where'd you move to?

Amrun says somewhere in Canada - outside of that I don't think it really matters. the humor of an Irishman living in Canadia is amusing no matter where he lives

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I just got some hardcore Balto feels after a game with Molla
Whatever happened to MattP and Trollie? Are they dead

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ALL SOUNDS SO FUN

SO GLAD. THREAD REVIVED.

Now we gotta plan this NY Meet that never happened or maybe did and I just didn't know about it

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Mos?

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i too loved this meet

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anybody at Baltimore's Artscape?

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gauging interest for a potentially-much-smaller-bc-idk-that-I-can-host-too-many Balto 2: Wolf Quest

any of y'all wonderful people around & feel like it? ETA sometime this summer, maybe, before moving to UK w/ spouse