Let's Play X-Com: Enemy Within!

caledfwitch · Post Post #21 (isolation #0) » Wed Jul 23, 2014 2:24 pm

~~**XCOM APPLICATION**~~ (yes the accents are necessary)

Name: Caled
Gender: Preferably female.
Race: Asian, because good things come in threes. (Alternatively, you could change it to Arab/Hispanic for equal POC representation.)
Hair: Pixie cut, with a huge fucking helmet over it. Because hella.
Hair Color: Dark. If you can get

fuchsia

streaks or something in it I will speak at your metaphorical wedding.
Facial Hair: nah
Armor Tint: Grey.
Why I Should Hire YOU: Because hiring me gets you an ally for now, but a friend for LIFE. Remember who's speaking at your metaphorical wedding when you make their acquaintance. Yeah, it's this lady.

EDIT: Also because it's my scumday. u3u

caledfwitch · Post Post #23 (isolation #1) » Wed Jul 23, 2014 2:51 pm

Fei, don't ruin my vibe. >_______>

caledfwitch · Post Post #36 (isolation #2) » Thu Jul 24, 2014 1:03 pm

C and B.

Prof, I literally just realized that your name is Friday in Chinese. Like, two hours ago. As a relatively fluent Chinese speaker, can I shoot myself for not realizing that sooner??

caledfwitch · Post Post #69 (isolation #3) » Wed Jul 30, 2014 2:32 pm

caledfwitch · Post Post #73 (isolation #4) » Wed Jul 30, 2014 3:44 pm

rip in peace friday :'(

i will avenge you eventually

caledfwitch · Post Post #99 (isolation #5) » Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:49 pm

GAMMA YOU MONSTER

caledfwitch · Post Post #103 (isolation #6) » Wed Aug 06, 2014 3:09 pm

In post 102, Sudo_Nym wrote:
In post 100, Gammagooey wrote:this just in

oh god thin men crits

more at update

I only caught the last two minutes of the stream, so I'm hoping for good news!

say your fucking prayers its not going to be good

caledfwitch · Post Post #118 (isolation #7) » Sun Aug 10, 2014 5:24 pm

weapon fragments yo

caledfwitch · Post Post #135 (isolation #8) » Sun Aug 24, 2014 4:40 am

this is not an accurate representation of what really happened

at least 10000% more swearing at thin men is needed

caledfwitch · Post Post #136 (isolation #9) » Sun Aug 24, 2014 4:41 am

on that note rip in pieces everyone <3

caledfwitch · Post Post #168 (isolation #10) » Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:41 pm

X-COM APPLICATION
Name: Ghost
Gender: Female
Race: Asian
Hair: Pixie cut with helmet as before
Hair Color: Dark
Facial Hair: nah
Armor Tint: white
Why I Should Hire YOU: bc im caled's ghost and i have duties yet to finish aka kill all the gosh darn thin men on the gosh darn planet

caledfwitch · Post Post #222 (isolation #11) » Wed Oct 01, 2014 2:45 pm

SPOTTY INTERNET

had to leave the stream </3