Tell me a story!

[caledfwitch]

Spoiler: this is rly short

I take journalism at my school, and because there was only like sixteen people in the entire class, everyone knew each other pretty well. Also I say dumb things and people laugh really hard and write down great quotes by me on their phones for some reason or another.

So I've just sat down in my seat one morning, and the senior behind me asks me: "Hey, do you have any lip balm?"

I didn't have any, but I didn't want to disappoint her either, because she was super nice. Instead of maybe redirecting her to someone that actually had lip balm, or politely telling her that sorry, I had none, I ended up saying: "Sorry, I don't have any; I already have naturally soft silky lips."

And everyone in the gosh darn classroom heard it, and then this other girl sitting diagonally behind me starts cackling really hard. Like, it's the loudest I've heard any single person laugh ever.

After that, kids in journalism quoted me and my silky soft lips, among other things, at almost every opportunity they got. It's not a great thing to be remembered for, but what can I say! That's one of my stories.

I hope this story is legible. o3o

[caledfwitch]

I feel bad for laughing at the Asian jokes. //sweats

[caledfwitch]

thank you for the tips tth

very helpful for upcoming standardized tests you are a godsend

[caledfwitch]

i laughed at the bee story omg

[caledfwitch]

this isnt particularly good though

Spoiler: ok

In my physics class, there's one dude that sits directly in front of me and another dude that sits two spaces behind me. Let's call them Dude 1 and Dude 2 respectively. Dude 2 has a clenched fist and says to Dude 1: "You want some of this, huh?? YOU WANT SOME OF THIS????"

Dude 1 assumes that Dude 2 wants to fight, so the two stand up and meet in the middle. Dude 2 then opens his clenched fist, and in his hand are five quarters ($1.25 USD for people not in America) and he tries to give the coins to Dude 1. Dude 1 is scared and confused.

basically some guy makes a bad joke but im laughing too hard to care

[caledfwitch]

sorry for bad story ;n;