Cards Against Humanity *NSFW* Round 4! Battling At The Bulge

[Elmo TeH AzN]

The Bulge Is Judge

Player List:

CuddlyCaucasian
Feirei

1 Point

mallowgeno
Cheery Dog
Mitillos
Hyperion
Bins
phokdapolees
gamsimbre
The Bulge

1 Point

caledfwitch -

1 Point

Marquis

Psyche

Rules: 24-48 Hours to Submit a Card.
24-48 To Pick a Card if you Are Judge.
1 Point Per Win
15 Points to Win?

If you don't submit for 3 times. Ill replace or just drop you. Lets have some fun.

[Elmo TeH AzN]

what format though :I

What format is there. You get your cards ill dice roll who plays a black or ill.randomly.draw.one

[Elmo TeH AzN]

Yay phone posting. Ill get my deck tomorrrow unless I can find my 4th Expansion around here somewhere and Ill start sending people cards

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Have 11 Right now. Ill allow one more and get my deck tomorrow.

Even then Ill post some rules in the Op later Im a lazy bum and also hurt myself at work

[Elmo TeH AzN]

Rolling for first person to judge

Original Roll String: 1d12

1 12-Sided Dice: (9) = 9

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Oh and because I forgot. PM me what cards your using.

[Elmo TeH AzN]

I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with - .

Gamisbre is the Judge for this round >_>

Waiting For:
mallowgeno
The Bulge
Psyche

[Elmo TeH AzN]

24 Hrs from the post before Ill post tee cards for this round. If I dont recieve it Im passin you

[Elmo TeH AzN]

All Cards Are in!

I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with - .

A homoerotic volleyball montage
Breaking into song and dance
Lance Armstrong's missing testicle
An erection that lasts more than four hours
The Virginia Tech massacre!
Fingering
Sexy siamese twins
getting drunk on mouthwash
Man Meat
A windmill full of corpses
Chainsaws for hands

[Elmo TeH AzN]

And

Spoiler: The Winner With Chainsaws for hands

Caledfwitch

1 Point down 6 More to go. You're the judge for this round. Cards will be handed out in a bit.

[Elmo TeH AzN]

This reason on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only – and his wits.

New Round New Card.

48 Hours

[Elmo TeH AzN]

Nein.

[Elmo TeH AzN]

Waiting on:
Bins
The Bulge
caledfwitch
Psyche

[Elmo TeH AzN]

I fixed that. And explained what happened

[Elmo TeH AzN]

i sort of dont wanna play anymore and am sorry

Np

[Elmo TeH AzN]

This reason on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only – and his wits.

Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
The hiccups.
an erection that lasts more than four hours
African children
Testicular torsion
Balls
Elf Cum
The mere concept of Applebee's
Adderall
Subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife.
Heartwarming orphans

[Elmo TeH AzN]

Yeah, that still looks like caled is the judge.

Who is the judge?

Ill make a better note and keep that up in the first post from now on

[Elmo TeH AzN]

Spoiler: The Winrar

Feirei

But we already knew that >_>

[Elmo TeH AzN]

(Pick 2) Having problems with - ? Try - !

There's you card. Hands Will be out in a few

[Elmo TeH AzN]

Please Post them in the order you want played as well

[Elmo TeH AzN]

Posting later. Been busy past few days

[Elmo TeH AzN]

(Pick 2) Having problems with - ? Try - !

Without further adu

1. Having Problems with Dead babies?
Try The primal, ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now!

2. Having Problems With Kim-Jong-Ill? Try Catapults!

3. Having Problems with Oompa-Loompas? Try The hardworking Mexican

4. Having problems with Sean Penn? Try Lumberjack fantasies!

5. Having problems with AIDS? Try Drinking Alone!

6. Having Problems with Child Abuse? Try Puberty!

7. Having problem with a brain tumor? Try Whatever Kwanzaa is supposed to be about!

8. Having problems with Neil Patrick Harris? Try gay aliens!

9. Having problems with Pedophilies? Try Teenage pregnancy

10. Having problems with picking up girls at the abortion clinic? Try Saxophone Solos!

[Elmo TeH AzN]

Catapults. There were a few close ones but alot of these were bleh

Thats how i felt.

[Elmo TeH AzN]

Cards tomorrow

[Elmo TeH AzN]

who won that round?

Spoiler: Winner

The Bulge

[Elmo TeH AzN]

No problem I honestly was at the point of yeah

[Elmo TeH AzN]

My appoligies I've been dealing with a lot of stress as of late. Life likes to take massive dumps. Well you all know how it goes when it rains it pours

[Elmo TeH AzN]

Alright.
Bring out the brain bleach for this one.

Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out - .

You know the drill.
Hands out in a few

[Elmo TeH AzN]

Note to people. When I send hands out the black cards already up >_> But either way going with 9 of 11 /shrug

[Elmo TeH AzN]

Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out - .

Deflowering the princess
Autocannibalism
Natural Male enhancement
The thin veneer of situational causality that underlies porn.
Dropping a chandelier
Licking things to claim them as your own
Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot
Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry
Making the penises kiss

And Boom goes the Dynamite

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Alright the mod had had a few days off and been busy as Hell. Update incoming