Be a jerk to the above poster

vonflare · Post Post #1941 (isolation #0) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 6:28 am

I catch him, burn him, and use the energy produced to fuel a nuclear missile that is aimed at your house.

vonflare · Post Post #1943 (isolation #1) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 7:51 am

why the heck is everyone calling me out over my signup date? what is wrong with you people???

vonflare · Post Post #1945 (isolation #2) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 10:35 am

yeah.

including you.

and me

and everyone else

vonflare · Post Post #1947 (isolation #3) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 10:37 am

OH CMON.

vonflare · Post Post #1948 (isolation #4) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 10:38 am

you joined 7 days before halloween HAHAHA LOLOLOL ROFLCOPTER EAT IT SUCKA

vonflare · Post Post #1951 (isolation #5) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:38 pm

I bet you enjoyed that almost as much as he did.

vonflare · Post Post #1953 (isolation #6) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:41 pm

I tell everyone you are creepy for checking farside's gender, and making sure my post was compatible with it.

vonflare · Post Post #1955 (isolation #7) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:57 pm

I publicly slander you all over the internet, making you a recluse. you develop an eating disorder and die.

vonflare · Post Post #1957 (isolation #8) » Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:10 am

you're one to talk. you are the master of not cool.

(JK, I am just obeying the theme of the game)

vonflare · Post Post #1959 (isolation #9) » Wed Feb 05, 2014 6:14 am

da heck is wrong with you? why is their a small child in your avatar?

vonflare · Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:02 am

This thread just took one step closer to a raging flame war.

vonflare · Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:05 am

how do you know he is on meds. stalker.

vonflare · Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:09 am

*arrests you*

vonflare · Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:19 am

*eats you*

vonflare · Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:27 am

*whacks you with StrangerCoug's corpse*

vonflare · Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:33 am

I break your face.

vonflare · Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:35 am

come here.

vonflare · Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:53 am

I sell you to a slave driving taskmaster in 4-of-hearts-ville.

vonflare · Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:56 am

*throws a greeting card at your head*

vonflare · Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:59 am

*throws an anvil at your head*

vonflare · Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:01 am

*lights you on fire*
*dumps thermite on you*
*throws you into an incinerator*
*crumples you up*
*eats you*

vonflare · Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:02 am

I am made of fire. I am immune. sucker.

vonflare · Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:05 am

before I go, I burn you to a crisp.

vonflare · Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:09 am

and i'm in every fireplace.

vonflare · Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:12 am

who are you to say when a non-burn day is? becasue I don't see you being the president of ANYTHING.

vonflare · Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:18 am

hurt me feelings

vonflare · Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:19 am

Jerk.

oh, wait.....

vonflare · Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:22 am

bumpty bumpity bump.

and I be jerk to u, above poster. somehow.

vonflare · Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:23 am

I doubleslap you. and I have to go. bye.

vonflare · Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:33 am

I use a cattle prod on you.

vonflare · Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:37 am

I accuse you of being a troll

vonflare · Post Post #2018 (isolation #31) » Thu Feb 06, 2014 6:17 am

stop being such a farside22. no one likes you when you do that.

vonflare · Post Post #2020 (isolation #32) » Thu Feb 06, 2014 6:47 am

I'l still do better than you.

vonflare · Thu Feb 06, 2014 10:15 am

jerks. both of you. go die somewhere smelly.

vonflare · Thu Feb 06, 2014 10:27 am

you seem like the kind of person who (BLEEPITYBLEEPITYBLEEPITYBLEEPITYBLEEPITYBLEEPITYBLEEPITYBLEEPITYBLEEPITYBLEEPITYBLEEPITYBLEEPITYBLEEPITYBLEEPITYBLEEPITYBLEEPITYBLEEPITYBLEEPITYBLEEPITY)

vonflare · Post Post #2028 (isolation #35) » Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:14 pm

that is religionist.

vonflare · Post Post #2030 (isolation #36) » Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:28 pm

Is he-who-is-a-talking-cat a good name for you?

didn't think so.

vonflare · Post Post #2032 (isolation #37) » Fri Feb 07, 2014 2:21 am

Chlorine is not combustible, but it enhances the combustion of other substances. therefore, as I am made of fire, I use the chlorine gas, plus some well-placed atomized gasoline, to blow you to smithereens.

vonflare · Post Post #2036 (isolation #38) » Fri Feb 07, 2014 6:14 am

*turns farside22's head into a grenade and throws it at you*

vonflare · Post Post #2038 (isolation #39) » Fri Feb 07, 2014 6:31 am

I'm made of fire. I scorch your zombie-head

vonflare · Post Post #2040 (isolation #40) » Fri Feb 07, 2014 7:10 am

Hey, the USA isn't exactly paradise either.

vonflare · Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:25 am

I'm not a person. I AM FIRE!

FOOLS!

And by fools I mean Farside22. who counts as fool times three.

vonflare · Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:36 am

so you are saying you are NOT a baby is a green blanket?

because you could have fooled me.

vonflare · Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:38 am

NEVER!

vonflare · Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:42 am

Me too.

vonflare · Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:45 am

You are yousing your alternate genter to your advantage.

Cheater.

vonflare · Post Post #2056 (isolation #46) » Sat Feb 08, 2014 1:02 am

I shove you through the door. You know what happens then.

Cats don't like water, right...?

vonflare · Post Post #2058 (isolation #47) » Sat Feb 08, 2014 9:50 am

I send the grammar Nazis after you for capitalizing an entire word for no reason.

vonflare · Post Post #2066 (isolation #48) » Sun Feb 09, 2014 2:47 am

I give them a ride on my hovercraft.

vonflare · Post Post #2068 (isolation #49) » Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:19 am

you ran out of nukes haha.

vonflare · Post Post #2146 (isolation #50) » Wed Feb 19, 2014 1:05 pm

I kill you and frame your corpse on my wall.

vonflare · Post Post #2153 (isolation #51) » Thu Feb 20, 2014 6:18 am

And I laugh.

An I have a really really really good time.

killing you.

vonflare · Post Post #2161 (isolation #52) » Fri Feb 21, 2014 3:02 am

I make you eat theaceofspades after he eats his vomit.

vonflare · Post Post #2171 (isolation #53) » Sun Feb 23, 2014 2:06 am

I replace the tape that you hand to the police with a tape of you trying on ladies clothing.

You are prosecuted for wierdness.

vonflare · Post Post #2173 (isolation #54) » Mon Feb 24, 2014 2:59 am

Sexist against who? cross-dressers?

anyways, I AM YOUR LAWYER, and I get you prosecuted on purpose.

vonflare · Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:15 am

I obliterate you in DOTA 2. with clinkz.

vonflare · Post Post #2182 (isolation #56) » Tue Mar 04, 2014 6:50 am

theaceofspades.

Also, I play that game, but I don't fall into the mindless sap category.

you on the other hand...

vonflare · Post Post #2187 (isolation #57) » Wed Mar 05, 2014 5:04 am

I get you 'purified by fire'.

vonflare · Post Post #2189 (isolation #58) » Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:26 am

I just get you fired.

vonflare · Post Post #2191 (isolation #59) » Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:42 am

I get you incarcerated. and incinerated.

vonflare · Post Post #2199 (isolation #60) » Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:24 am

I'll try again. he is moving into your house!

vonflare · Post Post #2219 (isolation #61) » Sun Mar 09, 2014 5:38 am

I traumatize EVERYONE.

You don;t want to know how.

vonflare · Post Post #2229 (isolation #62) » Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:50 am

In post 2226, StrangerCoug wrote:I set it on fire then.

Arrested, trialed, and found guilty of arson.

In post 2228, Feirei wrote:I poison Tweety then force-feed you him.

Arrested, trialed, and found guilty of murder.

You are both put in the same cell in alcatraz.

Enjoy the rest of your life.

vonflare · Post Post #2239 (isolation #63) » Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:11 am

I'm trinitrotoluene and I blow up everyone.

vonflare · Post Post #2246 (isolation #64) » Thu Mar 13, 2014 6:45 am

That's being a jerk, you jerk.

vonflare · Fri Mar 14, 2014 12:55 am

In post 2247, theaceofspades wrote:I distribute leaflets featuring a very persuasive font that causes you to slap yourself

P&F?

In post 2248, StrangerCoug wrote:I empty out your bank account.

I empty out your internal organs.

vonflare · Post Post #2257 (isolation #66) » Mon Mar 17, 2014 1:55 am

In soviet russia, you don't drive cars...

vonflare · Post Post #2259 (isolation #67) » Mon Mar 17, 2014 5:12 am

Well, you JOINED last decade.

2008. pfft.

vonflare · Post Post #2262 (isolation #68) » Tue Mar 18, 2014 2:06 am

DIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

vonflare · Post Post #2263 (isolation #69) » Tue Mar 18, 2014 2:06 am

Dis and dat.

vonflare · Post Post #2267 (isolation #70) » Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:11 am

I headrupt you.

vonflare · Post Post #2269 (isolation #71) » Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:07 am

I poison you, and cause you to die a long, painful, drawn-out death. By the end, you are BEGGING me to decapitate you.

vonflare · Post Post #2272 (isolation #72) » Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:06 am

I throw you out of the elevator. window. on the top floor.

vonflare · Post Post #2274 (isolation #73) » Fri Mar 21, 2014 5:26 am

little did you know, I can fly.

vonflare · Post Post #2276 (isolation #74) » Fri Mar 21, 2014 5:47 am

I land on an open-top mattress delivery truck, you land in the sewer.

vonflare · Post Post #2278 (isolation #75) » Fri Mar 21, 2014 6:14 am

Too bad I filled it with my pocket inflatable mattress.

Foresight FTW

vonflare · Post Post #2280 (isolation #76) » Fri Mar 21, 2014 6:38 am

HEY.

Not cool. I don't smoke. Smoking is wrong.

Anyway, so we both die? kk then. I reincarnate as an assassin, and hunt your reincarnation down until the end of eternity. (not that I believe in reincarnation. It just fits the story.)

vonflare · Post Post #2284 (isolation #77) » Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:22 am

I smash you over the head with a tuba.

MANY MANY TIMES.

vonflare · Post Post #2305 (isolation #78) » Thu Mar 27, 2014 2:06 am

I reattach them to your nose.

vonflare · Post Post #2307 (isolation #79) » Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:12 am

I eat you.

vonflare · Post Post #2309 (isolation #80) » Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:15 am

I swap the antifreeze with acid right before you put it on yourself.

vonflare · Post Post #2311 (isolation #81) » Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:05 am

I'm a demon. I am unaffected by acid, mortal.

vonflare · Post Post #2313 (isolation #82) » Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:16 am

a metal-off?

O.o

What is that? I need to know, so I can beat it.

vonflare · Post Post #2319 (isolation #83) » Thu Apr 03, 2014 5:31 am

I make you eat the ace-rat.

vonflare · Post Post #2321 (isolation #84) » Thu Apr 03, 2014 5:53 am

I throw you into a black hole.

vonflare · Post Post #2329 (isolation #85) » Fri Apr 04, 2014 2:12 am

I tell you at length about how you should listen to me tell you things at length.

vonflare · Post Post #2331 (isolation #86) » Fri Apr 04, 2014 5:09 am

I crush your cellphone with my bare hands.

Specifically, the hands of my pet bear.

vonflare · Post Post #2335 (isolation #87) » Sat Apr 05, 2014 2:19 am

I take a real star to your face.

vonflare · Post Post #2341 (isolation #88) » Sun Apr 06, 2014 6:00 am

I send a Faceless Man after you.

vonflare · Post Post #2345 (isolation #89) » Tue Apr 08, 2014 5:32 am

I attatch a lightning rod to your head during a lightning storm.

BAAA-ZAP!

vonflare · Post Post #2347 (isolation #90) » Tue Apr 08, 2014 1:41 pm

I throw you in a grape press.

vonflare · Post Post #2349 (isolation #91) » Wed Apr 09, 2014 1:54 am

I throw you in a toffee machine.

vonflare · Post Post #2351 (isolation #92) » Wed Apr 09, 2014 5:15 am

I throw you into the sun.

vonflare · Post Post #2352 (isolation #93) » Wed Apr 09, 2014 5:20 am

vonflare · Post Post #2354 (isolation #94) » Wed Apr 09, 2014 5:48 am

I throw you into a black hole.

vonflare · Post Post #2356 (isolation #95) » Wed Apr 09, 2014 6:27 am

-

(nobody special, please remove your post. it looks like you are referring to me, because Dcatcher's post was removed.

Actually, just checked, he was banned too.)

vonflare · Post Post #2358 (isolation #96) » Wed Apr 09, 2014 6:56 am

I block you in your basement.

vonflare · Post Post #2360 (isolation #97) » Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:13 am

Fine. I block you on your roof.

vonflare · Post Post #2362 (isolation #98) » Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:27 am

But. I'm. Made. Of. FIRE.

I stand close to you. You burn.

vonflare · Post Post #2373 (isolation #99) » Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:59 am

I melt both of you.

By standing near you.

vonflare · Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:14 am

I beat you with an umbrella, while also using it to shelter myself from the rain.

vonflare · Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:22 am

I sabotage your soda so it kills you when you drink it.

vonflare · Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:24 am

I force feed you

to a dragon.

vonflare · Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:26 am

I get the dragon to sit on you.

vonflare · Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:36 am

It excretes you first, obv.

vonflare · Sat Apr 12, 2014 12:53 am

I put base in your acid, causing it to seperate into water and salt.

vonflare · Sun Apr 13, 2014 1:32 am

I send bert after you so he can kill himself. and possibly you in the process.

vonflare · Tue Apr 15, 2014 5:40 am

You think you did, but I hacked your computer and deleted them before you sent them.

Your interest on your taxes is now $90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

vonflare · Wed Apr 16, 2014 2:03 am

Well, I have that much money, and pay the police to arrest you instead, while having several rhombicosidodextillion dollars left over.

(Yes, that is a number)

vonflare · Sat Apr 19, 2014 2:03 am

haha. you took interest in this thread. mistake.

vonflare · Fri Sep 12, 2014 2:14 am

Wrong thread, jerk.

vonflare · Tue Sep 16, 2014 3:24 am

I fire you.

With actual fire.

vonflare · Wed Sep 17, 2014 12:09 am

In post 2429, StrangerCoug wrote:I blow up your car.

I blow up your self.

vonflare · Wed Sep 17, 2014 4:33 am

My ghost possesses your ghost and you...umm...eat a cat.

vonflare · Wed Sep 17, 2014 4:57 am

My bones burst into flames as you hold them.

Feel the burn.

vonflare · Wed Sep 17, 2014 5:24 am

I bury you in actual raspberries.

vonflare · Wed Sep 17, 2014 5:27 am

I eat you and barf you up on the raspberries.

vonflare · Wed Sep 17, 2014 5:31 am

I make fun of your diseases.

vonflare · Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:23 am

You already used that one. Forgetful-person!

vonflare · Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:56 am

Nail you. To a wall.

vonflare · Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:20 am

JERKY

vonflare · Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:22 am

I criticize your avatar.

vonflare · Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:32 am

I call yours crudely drawn and unrealistic.

vonflare · Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:44 am

I betcha you can't draw anything.

vonflare · Sat Sep 27, 2014 12:44 pm

Well then you were a horrible artist last year.

And I doubt you have improved since then.

vonflare · Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:02 am

That was really uncreative and shows your meager mental faculties and sadistic desires.

vonflare · Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:02 am

String RecursiveLoop = StrangerCoug.var

vonflare · Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:04 am

System.out.println(StrangerCoug.var)

vonflare · Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:56 am

I smash the sword on your avatar over your head.