Super Dangan Ronpa 2 Mafia (GAME OVER)

[kuribo]

i came to this thread hoping to see an actual murder

[kuribo]

[kuribo]

[kuribo]

no but for real, I ISO'd slandaar and his play was bullshit as usual <3

[kuribo]

You are retarded. Point proven.

my cousin has down's syndrome, you ableist jerk

[kuribo]

You caught me huh. Wonder why I am alive at endgame and you are not.

You realize it doesn't count as catch someone unless you actually get them lynched, right?

Just pointing at someone and blithering unintelligibly does not count as catching them.

I've said it a thousand times, if you figure out the scum and can't convince town to lynch them, you've only done 50% of your job

[kuribo]

He caught what? One scum out of four? So his reads were 25% right. And he couldn't get that lynched. So his scumhunting was only 12.5%

And that's not even counting that he made himself an easy mislynch

[kuribo]

TSQ don't take that from him, kick him in the throat

[kuribo]

Kuribo you especially. What are you doing here other than to cause problems?

I don't recall claiming I was here for anything other than to cause problems

[kuribo]

And TSQ didn't ask me to come here (I don't think he likes me enough to do that) I came here on my own


Not TSQs fault you've pissed off so many people

[kuribo]

12%


Just keep that in mind slandaar

[kuribo]

Kuribo soon was dispatched with his tail between his legs.

oh, fuck you pal, I walked away because I decided there wasn't any point in being a dick anymore just because I was in a pissy mood and felt like arguing with somebody

[kuribo]

and here i thought you had taken the high road, being a better person


don't you see? i've won. I'VE TURNED YOU INTO ME


YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME NOW


ahahahahahahaha welcome to the sewers, enjoy your muck

[kuribo]

now that you've officially recognized me as your god and role model, i actually don't have any reason to argue with you anymore


i've corrupted you, i've finally brought forth that bubbling hatred that you've so long tried to ignore by simply turning the other cheek

CHRIST WAS WRONG SLANDAAR, TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK ONLY GETS YOU SLAPPED TWICE

so good that you see things my way, it's more fun over here on the dark side

[kuribo]

I had a plan for Kuribo.

well, i mean, if you're gonna report me and get me banned, I may as well tell you what I really think of you:

You're a complete asshole of the worst sort, you're arrogant and rude while claiming to be otherwise, you're a shit-eating, cock sucking, little bitch who talks shit about people, asks them to leave you alone and then FUCKING CROWS ABOUT RUNNING THEM OFF


frankly, you're a little bitch


report THIS motherfucker: you're a crack-smoking, shit-talking little punk with a whore for a mother, and if you got run over by a fucking bus tomorrow i'd be the first god damn one THE FIRST ONE to spit on your grave.


if you were burning to death in front of me, i wouldn't even waste my piss putting it out

[kuribo]

go eat a bowl of dicks slandaar, you're shit at mafia and shit outside of mafia


oh, and that time i told you i apologized for wanting to gas you at auschwitz? i was sorry then


but i ain't no more, fuck off

[kuribo]

punk ass little bitch "OH I HAD A PLAN FOR KURIBO"



BETTER BRING IT NOW MOTHERFUCKER

[kuribo]

DO IT


I FUCKING DARE YOU

[kuribo]

I tried with you, you smug smarmy little fuck


I walked away from the fucking thread and you kept talking shit about me

"OH I RAN HIM OFF"


no the fuck you didn't, asshole

[kuribo]

I haven't even begun if you want to go.

I'M RIGHT FUCKING HERE



BRING IT CUMSTAIN

[kuribo]

You fucking wanted me to come back, you fucking wanted me back in here or you wouldn't have said shit like "ohho i ran kuribo off"


WELL HERE I AM FUCKER, SAY YOUR PIECE OR GET TO STEPPING


you cock smoker

[kuribo]

btw using Omar as your avatar makes you look stupid as fuck because you're nowhere near as awesome as any of that



your avatar should be like june cleaver or some shit

[kuribo]

they should put your fucking posts in PSAs as proof that pregnant women shouldn't smoke crack

[kuribo]

i think your dad pulling out would have been a good idea

[kuribo]

like geez did all the cum that contained decency and common sense end up as a brown stain on the bedsheets

[kuribo]

punk ass bitch, you're just like those little shitheads in grade school that egg people on and then tell on them


RUN TO MOMMY SLANDAAR


RUN TO MOMMY YOU PUNK MOTHERFUCKER

[kuribo]

you're every bit as bad as me, asshole


the difference is that i know what i am

[kuribo]

ONE OF US

ONE OF US


WE ACCEPT YOU ONE OF US


GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE


ONE OF US

[kuribo]

shit dude, we're practically brothers now

[kuribo]

hey slandaar who do you like better, Punisher or the Hulk

[kuribo]

what if kuribo and slandarr are the same person but slandarr is a past representation of kuribo?

i'm starting to wonder if he's my brother



@slandaar: are you currently incarcerated for burglary

[kuribo]

what if kuribo and slandarr are the same person but slandarr is a past representation of kuribo?

what if all my rage posting caused a rift in the Hate-Time continuum and created Slandaar in an alternate reality and somehow he made his way to the real world

[kuribo]

You mad you couldn't play in the wire because I was there?

I bet you were.

nah, i'm retired

[kuribo]

pedit: that could work, you never know what hate can do to things, i wouldnt think that its too unlikely.

[kuribo]

:/

this is all completely unnecessary guys.

nah i'm good now



starting to wonder if i'm bipolar tho

[kuribo]

does he have an adorable cat like you do?

no but he has a cellmate who's in a Mexican gang

[kuribo]

ikr