An ill-advised text-based adventure:

[Snakes]

Action: Carefully examine walls and floor, checking for any possible weak spots or secret passageways.

[Snakes]

Examine toilet handle
See if there is a toilet tank
Examine screws from my bed
Figure out which cell I am in comparatively to the other cell mates

[Snakes]

Action: Examine bars

Action: Attempt to seduce guard when he comes back. After he unlocks the door to my cell, run out

If that doesn't work,

Action: Check if there is toilet paper. If there is, tear off half the roll of toilet paper, take one end and tie one end to the middle. When the guard comes by, try to lasso his key

[Snakes]

Action: Once the guard and maintenance worker leave, turn sideways and try to squeeze through the bars

Worth a shot

[Snakes]

Action: Look at cells and see where TellTaleHeart's cell is located in relation to Beastcharizard's.