Micro 445 - Diamond Shreddies II (Game Over)

[Varsoon]

VOTE: RedCoyote
Gotta break some eggs to make an omelet.

[Varsoon]

Boonskies, a vote on me is worthless.
Join me on the Glorious RedCoyote lynch.

[Varsoon]

It's really a 1/3 roll of the dice I'm chancing out on here.
I think I hit the target spot diddly.

[Varsoon]

Nice move, neighbor.

[Varsoon]

[Varsoon]

Same.
I'm sorry if I lynch you out early.
You seem like a fun dude.
What'd you roll?

[Varsoon]

Nope.
Boon, hammer it.

[Varsoon]

Good play, Boonskiies.
Good play.
Now we sit back and wait for the town flip and all is good in the hood.

[Varsoon]

Well that was shitty.
:l

It's LYLO now, right?

[Varsoon]

Time to 1v1 boon and lose the game for mafia.
VOTE: Boonskies

[Varsoon]

[Varsoon]

Oh, then we still get another roll of the dice.
People voting me are either stupid or town.

[Varsoon]

UNVOTE:

[Varsoon]

Naughty, clearly.
I want you guys to figure out why the Coyote lynch went through.

[Varsoon]

This actually makes the most statistical and rhetorical sense:
I am claiming mafia-sided.
I will not try to influence your decisions or lynch outside of that.
It is up to you guys to decide why the Coyote lynch went through and if there were town on it, to lead a lynch there.
I will hammer whatever you all put up to L-1.
Sound good?

[Varsoon]

Myself. I know that I am not town.
We'll discuss it. I might even stay off the wagon completely as to not influence LYLO, which might be the best idea.

[Varsoon]

Cus I feel bad for rolling the dice on a no-info D1 lynch. :/
I thought I'd hit scum and then I could showboat about it.

[Varsoon]

I guess I mean hit town?
This backwards stuff is weird.

[Varsoon]

I dunno how everyone keeps things straight, to be honest.
Regardless, I feel like treating me as IC and making today's lynch independent of me is optimal play to head into D3.

[Varsoon]

I think that a morgan lynch might yield results.
Coyote voted Morgan.
Morgan voted Coyote.
Eh.

[Varsoon]

Like, the kind where when you die you are town-aligned?
/shrug.

[Varsoon]

Well, my whole reason for pushing through the quick D1 lynch was to create a now-and-forever point of meta reference against pushing fast D1 lynches.
Unless it worked, then it'd become a now-and-forever example of the system being useful.
Regardless, the point is this:
Our D1 was going to be a random roll of the dice--I wanted it to be without that much scum pull. I rolled the dice D1. I fucked up.
If you can't read me as clear for that, then I guess you can push out a lynch on me, but if you're mafia then you're just playing against wincon.

I don't know if this makes sense in anyone's head but mine.

[Varsoon]

I'm saying there's no way for us to know, but via my play, if people are smart, I get confirmed and we got a 1/3 chance of hitting town.
So that's cool?

[Varsoon]

Yawn.
You're either over-thinking it or town.

[Varsoon]

Gotta figure you've got your town in SilverWolf, Southern Gothic, and Morgan.
Unless wackiness.

[Varsoon]

Then you'll need one of Silver or Gothic to do it.

[Varsoon]

I baited boon into the hammer because I knew he'd do it regardless of alignment. That's the kind of guy boon is.
I don't know how to feel about silverwolf.
Also, town claim?
Don't you mean mafia?
Whatever.

[Varsoon]

Possible.
I'd say Gothic's got a better chance, imo.

[Varsoon]

Ow. I got prodded.
Also, if I'm town, then you already lost.
So considering that makes you town?
I dunno. I'd say maybe.

[Varsoon]

Ugh,
Silver.
Do you want my to vote for you?

[Varsoon]

Don't worry about that kind of nonsense.
If I am town, you already lost, gambit or non.
You should trust me because I am not leading lynch today, have admitted my faulty play of the previous day, and because, if you're scum, you've got no other choice.

[Varsoon]

So, what, I'm supposed to play some song and dance to make it sincere so you believe me?
See, that's the kind of shit I'd be doing if I was scum. I'd be trying to trick you.
I'm not here.
I fucked up with a random roll on a lynch.
I'm not trying to gloss or warp that at all.
Take that for what you will.

If you're not town, then I'd say there's definitely town in Flubber and Morgan.
I am sketch-as-hell on Southern Gothic as well, though.

If I had to choose, on my own, who the lynch was, I'd do it to Gothic.

[Varsoon]

Boon's playing towards a deliberate meta-tell with the hammer.
Take that for what you will.
Boon also did not blame me for baiting him into the hammer.
I baited boon into the hammer, by the way.
I felt as though Boon would hammer if encouraged, regardless of alignment.

[Varsoon]

I'm not going to lay a vote there until I absolutely have to.
As much as you guys might complain about getting no info from the RC lynch, I want you to only have yourselves to blame if we don't get any info from this one.

[Varsoon]

@Boon: I'd put bets on flubber over Silver.

@Silver: Mostly Votes and pushes.

[Varsoon]

Ouch.

[Varsoon]

Probably?

[Varsoon]

Probably? OR ARE YOU A MASON MORGAN?

[Varsoon]

VOTE: Flubber
This can happen now.

[Varsoon]

He's town.

[Varsoon]

Uggggggh.
One day deadline.
Calling it, town is Flubber and Silver/Boon.
GG

VOTE: Morgan

[Varsoon]

Southern. Claim?

[Varsoon]

Tough titties.
It's Flubber.

[Varsoon]

I'll take the 1v1.
VOTE: Flubber

[Varsoon]

Figures.

[Varsoon]

I'm the worst.

[Varsoon]

><
I was trying a new strategy
It did not work.

[Varsoon]

Hahahah, mollie, that's crazy.