How does one be a more enjoyable Mafia player?

kuribo · Post Post #24 (isolation #0) » Mon Feb 02, 2015 11:09 am

In post 5, Majiffy wrote:
In post 0, Aeronaut wrote:
Basically, I'd like to make games I'm in more enjoyable for the other players in the game, but not be a total dickwad. Is this actually possible?

Play more like me!

wouldn't that mean "not playing at all?"

kuribo · Post Post #33 (isolation #1) » Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:42 pm

hydra with me and i will teach you to murder

except they started me on antidepressants today so i don't really know how that's gonna affect my mafia gameplay or lack thereof

kuribo · Post Post #37 (isolation #2) » Mon Feb 02, 2015 3:52 pm

In post 35, TheWayItEnds wrote:All the advice in this thread is awful.

Mafia is a very serious game and you should always play it very seriously.

Cracking jokes instead of scumhunting is like the #1 worst thing you can do.

Like, you're seriously gonna push this argument here? Okay, nancy, let's see how far that gets you. You keep right on being serious, and I'll post whatever the hell I like. Just know this--- I can and will make you wish Lord Satan had never fallen from heaven. Mock me if you dare, but my vengeance will manifest itself in a human form and overcome me. It will eat and devour my own hatred for you until it produces blackened feces of misery and suffering. After that, it'll eat those too, twisting and transforming within me to something new, something unspeakable. In my new form, your terror will be so stark that you'll be incapable of fear. My gaping maw will show rows upon rows of glistening, razor-sharp teeth. Rather than kill you, I will place you on my shoulder so that you may bear witness to what you have wrought. Growing ever larger, my new body will consume the earth around you. Consume streets... neighborhoods... cities... entire nations. Eternally hungry, it will surge and throb with the anger and fury I feel for your post. The planet itself will become emptiness as I begin to consume the galaxy, the universe. Not content to desecrate the whole of existence, I will then transport the two of us backward in time, so that you can see the unmaking of existence. I will seek out whatever god or natural phenomenon gave birth to the universe, and I will devour it whole. Only then, after all has become nothing--- after I have used my anger toward you to destroy everything that is, was, or ever would be--- would I tear and rend your flesh, allowing you to die within me as the root cause for the end of everything.

kuribo · Post Post #38 (isolation #3) » Mon Feb 02, 2015 3:54 pm

sorry, that was a typo. i meant to say "i don't agree with you at all."

the keys are like right next to each other

kuribo · Post Post #40 (isolation #4) » Mon Feb 02, 2015 4:36 pm

In post 39, Majiffy wrote:
In post 24, kuribo wrote:
In post 5, Majiffy wrote:
In post 0, Aeronaut wrote:
Basically, I'd like to make games I'm in more enjoyable for the other players in the game, but not be a total dickwad. Is this actually possible?

Play more like me!

wouldn't that mean "not playing at all?"

FITE ME, KURIBO

can't, i'm retired which means i play about as much as you do

kuribo · Post Post #56 (isolation #5) » Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:43 am

In post 53, Aeronaut wrote:I don't know if I've ever made any enemies in a game yet, tbh.

kuribo · Post Post #61 (isolation #6) » Fri Feb 13, 2015 12:06 pm

kids, kids, you're both the reason i retired

besides, i much prefer modding and writing flavor

kuribo · Post Post #71 (isolation #7) » Mon Mar 02, 2015 4:08 am

In post 68, llll wrote:Hey Aeronaut,

To be a more enjoyable player, don't be so thin-skinned and try not being a dick. Also stop posting blatant lies and being a pathological liar.

And don't whine when you ask for advice and get it. Unlike you, I haven't made a posting mistake right here.

you're new here so i'll give you some advice:

if you're going to follow around every player whose gameplay you didn't like in every single game you play, you're going to very quickly shoot yourself in a fit of rage

kuribo · Post Post #78 (isolation #8) » Tue Mar 03, 2015 11:10 am

Ok then let me rephrase:

You're new here so let me give you a piece of advice:

Don't get fucking banned, dummy.

kuribo · Post Post #86 (isolation #9) » Tue Mar 03, 2015 12:13 pm

I dunno it's pretty hard to get perm banned from all games

Right majiffy?

Lol

kuribo · Post Post #91 (isolation #10) » Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:13 pm

In post 90, BROseidon wrote:I think another thing about being an enjoyable player is understanding conflict deescalation. There are definitely players that I wouldn't be able to play with anymore if it weren't for that on both sides (hi kuribo and mastin!)

alright thats it pal

THATS FIGHTIN WORDS

YOU AND ME RIGHT NOW

I'LL HAVE YOUR SOUL FOR THIS ONE

kuribo · Post Post #95 (isolation #11) » Tue Mar 17, 2015 6:34 am

In post 93, BROseidon wrote:WONNA FITE MATE

only ALWAYS