Elect the Executioner

[D3f3nd3r]

Let's give it another go.

/in

[D3f3nd3r]

Give 3 to Ceph

Why not?

[D3f3nd3r]

One more point to Ceph pwease.

[D3f3nd3r]

Usually we play if someone reaches a majority, that works too.

[D3f3nd3r]

Then what do we do about the rule that says if someone doesn't vote, they get a strike?

In a round that lasts more than 12 hours, yes.

[D3f3nd3r]

3 to Piggy can I still?

[D3f3nd3r]

Please spare my life <3

[D3f3nd3r]

3 to Ceph

I think that's the hammervote?

[D3f3nd3r]

That didn't take long!

[D3f3nd3r]

3 to Mist

[D3f3nd3r]

3 to McMenno

[D3f3nd3r]

3 to Piggy

[D3f3nd3r]

Probably tomorrow morning you get this.

[D3f3nd3r]

The six people all received emails on the same day from Ken Burns. Ken was looking for extras for his newest documentary, Auschwitz. It was supposed to be a movie about the famous concentration camp from World War II, with Ken using his cinematography skills to make it as realistic as possible. All six of the men complied, and received first-class plane tickets to go to the site of the camp for a tour. Filming was due to start three days after they arrived, to have the opportunity to look around and see the facilities for themselves.

They toured the facilities, all of them taking a particular liking to the gas chambers. They all kissed up to the director to try to get into the gas chamber scene, since they knew they would get a full-body shot in the movie. Eventually, he made his pick, and his choice got ready to be among 20 extras to go into the gas chambers for filming.

The cameras were rolling. Each extra got into a massive line, with various men and women dressed in Nazi attire (of course, there were no swastikas since they would get criticized in the US) looking at them to determine where they would go. Those who were deemed “healthy” walked into rooms on the side, those who were not continued in the line, going closer and closer to the gas chambers.

Finally, the twenty-one people who went in the gas chamber were ready for their important scene. Each was to panic, yell, and try to fake-die as painfully as possible. They were given a warning, then the fake gas was turned on. However, they all started to scream.

Over the sound of the screaming they could hear through a speaker, “We're sorry, but we forgot to clean the gas pipes, and there's poisonous gas in here. We'd help you, but chances are we would end up dead too. Sorry, we'll give you guys special thanks in the movie and tickets to every movie I make in my life.” By the end of the message everyone was dead.

Spoiler:

Extra, Machine Operator, inhaled toxic fumes and died.
Extra, Businessman, inhaled toxic fumes and died.
Extra, Aspiring Actor, inhaled toxic fumes and died.

Mr. Burns was outraged. People died under his control, for his film. He spent days on a manhunt, attempting to find the man who was supposed to clean out the gas supplies. After five days, he got a lead and tracked one man down to his home back in the United States. This man was shot twenty-one times, once for each of his victims.

PrivateI was shot for failing to do his job, resulting in what looked like crimes against humanity.

Originally I killed someone off right where the spoiler was before, but I decided that might piss some people off.

[D3f3nd3r]

That was like a page in my word processor why is it four inches of text on the site

[D3f3nd3r]

3 to McMenno

[D3f3nd3r]

Me, Mist, McMenno, and Piggy are left.

3 to Mist

[D3f3nd3r]

3 to Mist for the hammer

[D3f3nd3r]

I think that means I'm dead?

Vote Piggy

because reasons

[D3f3nd3r]

You just vote for whoever didn't kill you. That easy enough?

[D3f3nd3r]

You just vote for whoever didn't kill you. That easy enough?

No, that's boring.

Geez Ceph, what do you think this is? Survivor?

[D3f3nd3r]

Just look at your first few FTCs, Ceph, don't blame him. *cough*Monika*cough*

[D3f3nd3r]

I'm joking though

Just look at mine in TBO's game.