Elect the Executioner

[Axxle]

/in to Axxecute.

[Axxle]

Hmm... I... I don't think I'll be giving you any of my points.

[Axxle]

Vote me and I promise I won't modkill you.

I give 3 points to...

Hypnotoad commands you to give all points to Piggy.

I give 3 points to Piggy.

[Axxle]

well we're bandwagoning

fuck that

Give 3 points to Axxle

I appreciate being your counterwagon, thanks!

[Axxle]

If I'm elected I can promise an execution scene of some quality or another.

[Axxle]

Spoiler: If you want a visual

Just replace with lazors I guess.

3 points to Cephrir

If I play both sides I'm sure to survive.... right?

[Axxle]

That was beautiful, Ceph!

[Axxle]

I would like to run for executioner! I promise to write flavor text of decent (debatable) quality with a bonus decent (a lie) picture included. As an added incentive, I will give my first supporter 2 points and my second 1 point.

[Axxle]

2 Points to Cephrir

as promised!

[Axxle]

1 point to McMenno

Points for everyone*!


*That have previously voted for me

[Axxle]

*Tick tock tick tock tick tock*

Time was running out.

*KRRRRZT*

You hear it coming, but you dare not look back.

*SLAM*

You shut a door behind you as you try to figure out your next move.

*Tick tock tick tock tick*

Time was running out.

*SSSSSZZZZZZ*

You hear it cutting the door, but you dare not look back.

*KLICKKLACKKLICKKLACK*

You turn left and run headlong down the corridor.

*Tick tock tick tock*

Time was running out.

*KKKKKPPPFFFFF*

You hear it burst through the door, but you dare not look back.

*CRASH*

You bring down a bookcase down to hopefully slow it’s progress.

*Tick tock tick*

Time was running out.

*PPPWWWWWWWWWWHIRRRRRR*

You hear it charging… something, but you dare not look back.

*FLOOP*

You trip over yourself.

*Tick tock*

Time was running out.

*PPPWWWWWWWWWWHIRRRRRR*

You hear it charging… something, but you dare not look back.

*SHUFFLE*

You pick yourself up, you need to hurry.

*Tick*

Time was running out.

*ZZZZBBWWWW*

You hear it fire… and can’t look back.

**

You,

Titus

, do nothing.

**

Time.

Spoiler:

PPE: Sorry Titus, you were the easiest to draw out of the people who didn't vote for me.

[Axxle]

3 points to our lovely mod who totally shouldn't kill me, yes.

IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR
Also srsly why would you kill Titus on her birthday you horrible fiends
I hereby declare this game ruined

T.T

[Axxle]

All our plans ruined?! Why Mist??

3 points to McMenno

[Axxle]

Dammit, McMenno! You used up all modes of death, now what will we do for our next story??

[Axxle]

3 points to D3f3nd3r!

I can be persuaded to give my points to someone else if they think they have creative juices to flow.

RIPieces Ceph T.T

[Axxle]

That twist ending!

Vote me!

Sure!

Give 1 point to McMenno

[Axxle]

Other 2 to McMenno

[Axxle]

I would have taken you to the end!

[Axxle]

*starts writing up Mist's death scene pending a modselfkill*

[Axxle]

Maybe they were hoping you'd have to modkill yourself this time! I still have my story waiting.

[Axxle]

It probably had an even number of sides, but maybe they weren't divisible by 4 and it listed each number twice?

[Axxle]

What if neither killed you?

[Axxle]

It could be that Ceph read this:

Q: So, basically it's a game of politics?

A: Well, duh.

Vote: Mist

Piggy's tactics were similar to mine (although I tried to get a bit earlier on wagons and buddy up to McMenno in particular), and it sounds like she'd appreciate the win more, so there's that.

[Axxle]

Not sure if serious...

Q: What happens when there are only 2 players left? How can an Executioner be chosen?

A: The players previously eliminated from the game become the jury. They vote for the LOSER!

[Axxle]

Congrats on winning, Piggy!

And great job on the stories, everyone!