Mini 1655: Delicious Mafia (Game Over, Perfect Scum Win!)

[T S O]

And this is why numbers is scum.

[T S O]

...you sure we can't do numbers? Don't get me wrong, I am not defending Ozgin in any way, but...

[T S O]

I thought Lucky had left the site!

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T S O-please expand on your tn scumcase.

The competing lynches with tn today is Ozgin, who was literally being lynched for being

a) a fucking idiot
b) inactive.

and Boonskiies, who was literally being lynched for being

a) Boonskiies.

Numbers hasn't made any attempt to contribute or even to push reads, scum or town. I'm fairly sure Numbers knows his team is utterly fucked and doesn't want to put in the effort to attempt to salvage the game. Also, he's difficult to lynch. Ozgin? Easier. Boonskiies? Easier. Numbers? Significantly more difficult, in an underhand way.

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I thought Lucky had left the site!

I missed you too TSO

<3

Got better at scum too!

[T S O]

But, yeah; I'm kinda the only thing standing between your slot and death. I'd prefer tnumbers over you. It's sadly a minority view.

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I think in the back of my mind Bookitty could be scum? I want numbers dead today before her, at any rate.

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I thought Lucky had left the site!

I missed you too TSO

<3

Got better at scum too!

You have? You were pretty bad at it before so I guess you could only improve...

First game, first game...

[T S O]

It is super fun chatting to you, Lucky, but those ravenous hordes on the warpath for your blood aren't going to sate themselves... so obvtown the shit out of your slot and vote numbers? Fantastic.

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Reading Bookitty's posts are making me feel uneasier and uneasier about her.

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Where do you actually think that question is going to go? This is coming from someone who's just answered it.

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I'm not sure if I really think Bookitty is scum, or if I'm just getting tired and paranoid of this game. I don't know. I think the way that the Masons, House and Bookitty moved their votes for "pressure" was incredibly opaque from the outside. I think that if you ask Boon, he'll also have no idea what the hell you were doing. Given that, it seemed like incredibly opportunistic play from House and Bookitty, but I guess if they were picking up on it, not so much so.

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House, why aren't you voting numbers?

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Him asking people why they're not voting him doesn't seem to do anything to make him seem town. I think he's town. I want to give him the chance, and even the help, to prove it. Asking nonsensical questions isn't my schedule of Getting Numbers Hung from a Noose.

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Why am I at my most productive at 2 am? It's ridiculous.

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House, why aren't you voting numbers?

Question to everyone on the floor.

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T S O, tn is someone I would be willing to switch to. He's my number 2 choice for scum right now. I'm waiting for Lucky to finish and for tn to answer my question. If he doesn't, I'll consider that an answer as well and not a good one.

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toolenduso showed me that GIF and I've wanted to use it since forever!

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Wait, I'm not voting numbers?

UNVOTE:
VOTE: tn521

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We're never going to get a hammer in this game though!

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oh for gods sake numbers

You can't just throw around phrases and expect people to care, this isn't the Newbie Queue. Nor can you expect people to care when the phrase you're throwing around

doesn't even make any sense

for the given situation.

This is basic scumplay 101.

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I could start arguing with you, House, or I could just go to bed.

House.
Bed.
House.

Bed.

I'll see you in the morning, big boy.

(or you could take house to bed)

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Kop, you are a wise and beautiful man.

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But, really, let's see some votes here.

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If bookitty or house move over, DO NOT LYNCH TN!

Boon, this makes no sense.

[T S O]

numbers is STILL scum, STILL lurking, STILL inactive, STILL alive because his buddies won't fucking bus him.

[T S O]

SilverWolf, please.

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Quite honestly, I couldn't care less about your opinion of page 34 post 7. Either you're lynching tn or you're lynching Boon or you're lynching you. And you're not lynching Boon.

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what's he gonna do, counterclaim vig

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Okay, so he was scum.

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This is a classic scum play where we talk about irrelevant bullshit based on tn's townflip, before deadline hits, he flips scum and we haven't had any productive discussion. Let's nip that right in the bud.

Partners to tn?

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Is it normal for scum to self-vote? That would be seen as anti-win con on other sites unless it was some sort of gambit?

It's not here - tn was at L-1 and knew nothing could save him.

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I have no idea why town would go after me ...?

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Though, I have seen this happen recently, so he is going to flip scum, but point remains.

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I am V/LA for a week from now. So sorry.

Will say I am on page 101 and am suspicious of fuck as Saul.

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VT.

Popcorn: Lucky

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sigh

popcorn zebulin I guess

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So Saul was lying?

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Looks like scum to me!

VOTE: Lucky2U

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Another town bites the dust.

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Sorry, big boy, game's up.

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A pleasure, my boy.

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Yeah. Team quickhammer, with the aid of the delightful House.

[T S O]

We had fun, men.

Props to House and Bookitty - it's so nice when you don't have to carry your team.

[T S O]

I had so much fun this game deviating from my classic scum meta and just being really aggressive - I ran up Kop, Wrong Song, and numbers in pretty close sequence without restraining myself. It's not great scum play, but it was very liberating to do it.