Communal Haikus

lalaladucks · Post Post #1417 (isolation #0) » Thu May 14, 2015 9:14 pm

Is this still a thing?

lalaladucks · Post Post #1419 (isolation #1) » Thu May 14, 2015 10:19 pm

Is this still a thing?
Floppy disk clatters on desk
This game is pretty mellow~

edit: just realised I've been inadvertently making it 5-7-7 for some reason

lalaladucks · Post Post #1421 (isolation #2) » Thu May 14, 2015 10:33 pm

^ That's why this thread died
But alas, it's been revived!

lalaladucks · Post Post #1423 (isolation #3) » Thu May 14, 2015 10:44 pm

Why'd you screw it up?

lalaladucks · Post Post #1425 (isolation #4) » Thu May 14, 2015 11:54 pm

Why'd you screw it up?

I do not know what you mean
Last line, five syllables m8

lalaladucks · Post Post #1427 (isolation #5) » Fri May 15, 2015 12:06 am

In post 1426, AcRv wrote:... the last line's meant to be five syllables

lol true, got mixed up oops

fixing it wrote:Why'd you screw it up?
I do not know what you mean
Hoi sin sauce with ducks?

lalaladucks · Post Post #1428 (isolation #6) » Fri May 15, 2015 12:09 am

I apologise

lalaladucks · Post Post #1430 (isolation #7) » Fri May 15, 2015 12:33 am

I apologise
for outrageous misconduct
Because of Guinness.

lalaladucks · Post Post #1432 (isolation #8) » Fri May 15, 2015 1:01 am

Lol u mad broski?
Don't break the code, or you will

lalaladucks · Post Post #1436 (isolation #9) » Fri May 15, 2015 1:17 am

Vonflare's gonna roast

lalaladucks · Post Post #1439 (isolation #10) » Fri May 15, 2015 1:25 am

Ain't nobody got

lalaladucks · Post Post #1441 (isolation #11) » Fri May 15, 2015 1:29 am

Ain't nobody got
Grammar. Ain't nobody got
Time for grammar barbecue!

edit: brain stop this nonsense, last line is five I say, not seven, aghhhh

lalaladucks · Post Post #1443 (isolation #12) » Fri May 15, 2015 1:52 am

That last line was six
Seven again, what's my prob!?

lalaladucks · Post Post #1444 (isolation #13) » Fri May 15, 2015 1:57 am

ruining haikus is my modus operandi wrote:Ain't nobody got
Grammar. Ain't nobody got
Five syllables, FIVE.

lalaladucks · Post Post #1449 (isolation #14) » Fri May 15, 2015 1:05 pm

Limited access

lalaladucks · Wed May 20, 2015 10:55 am

Narninian ate
A big fat delectable

lalaladucks · Wed May 20, 2015 11:02 am

The man could not Dance.
So instead he walked away
Went to DanceHello

lalaladucks · Post Post #1482 (isolation #17) » Fri May 22, 2015 1:01 am

This haiku doubles
As an advertisement for

lalaladucks · Post Post #1484 (isolation #18) » Fri May 22, 2015 1:19 am

Laxatives can be

lalaladucks · Post Post #1486 (isolation #19) » Fri May 22, 2015 1:24 am

Laxatives can be
Very off-topic. Grapefruit!
Dragonfruit! Yay fruit ~.~

lalaladucks · Post Post #1488 (isolation #20) » Fri May 22, 2015 1:30 am

DragonPie is good
and danceHello is almost

lalaladucks · Post Post #1490 (isolation #21) » Fri May 22, 2015 1:35 am

vonflare is a scrub

lalaladucks · Post Post #1492 (isolation #22) » Fri May 22, 2015 1:41 am

VONFLARE IS A SCRUB
LALALADUCKS IS A SCRUB
TOO CAPSLOCK 4 U

lalaladucks · Fri May 22, 2015 11:16 am

Questionable words;
Questionable actions; we
take on the

LSD

drugz trip.

lalaladucks · Fri May 22, 2015 12:36 pm

LSD is three
I shouldn't finish haikus

lalaladucks · Fri May 22, 2015 12:40 pm

Hey, got any grapes?

lalaladucks · Fri May 22, 2015 12:56 pm

oooooh, lemonade stand!

lalaladucks · Post Post #1505 (isolation #27) » Fri May 22, 2015 1:00 pm

oooooh, lemonade stand!
Please, we cannot do this one
Oh, but we sure can!

lalaladucks · Post Post #1507 (isolation #28) » Fri May 22, 2015 1:04 pm

Lala, have mercy
No, I am a soulless duck

lalaladucks · Post Post #1509 (isolation #29) » Fri May 22, 2015 1:08 pm

Do you think this store,

lalaladucks · Post Post #1511 (isolation #30) » Fri May 22, 2015 1:11 pm

Do you think this store,
Has got a first aid station?
Or sells lemonade?

lalaladucks · Post Post #1513 (isolation #31) » Fri May 22, 2015 1:12 pm

I was going to sleep
Is not five syllables mate

lalaladucks · Post Post #1515 (isolation #32) » Fri May 22, 2015 1:16 pm

I know the feeling

lalaladucks · Post Post #1517 (isolation #33) » Fri May 22, 2015 1:20 pm

I know the feeling

Is it more than a feeling?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ~sweet dreams ConManMick~

lalaladucks · Post Post #1519 (isolation #34) » Fri May 22, 2015 1:34 pm

Teach me hyperlinks!
Quote this and you shall see to
Close with square brackets

lalaladucks · Sat May 23, 2015 12:50 am

A post was delete
You didn't put the D in

lalaladucks · Sat May 23, 2015 12:54 am

Seedy wink smilies

lalaladucks · Sat May 23, 2015 12:59 am

Seedy wink smilies
They always make me think of
Lasciviousness.

Pedit: mine is better

lalaladucks · Post Post #1528 (isolation #38) » Sat May 23, 2015 1:00 am

Uh huh uh huh huh

lalaladucks · Post Post #1530 (isolation #39) » Sat May 23, 2015 1:03 am

6-7-5? Dafuq

lalaladucks · Post Post #1531 (isolation #40) » Sat May 23, 2015 1:05 am

In post 1529, vonflare wrote:I ruined your haiku
Uh huh uh huh huh (
huh huh
)
Syllables are hard?

I see you deleted "lol doze noizez lel"

lalaladucks · Post Post #1534 (isolation #41) » Sat May 23, 2015 1:08 am

How is it DA-foE-QU?

lalaladucks · Post Post #1536 (isolation #42) » Sat May 23, 2015 1:11 am

Ahahahahahahah oh yeah. Why are haikus so hard?

lalaladucks · Post Post #1537 (isolation #43) » Sat May 23, 2015 1:13 am

"Seven" has 2, k?
Haikus are harder than all

lalaladucks · Post Post #1540 (isolation #44) » Sat May 23, 2015 9:34 am

Ah bejaysus now
T S O's a haiku troll

lalaladucks · Post Post #1544 (isolation #45) » Sat May 23, 2015 1:35 pm

Why does he mock us?
He must reckon it's funny
It's just obnoxious.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

lalaladucks · Post Post #1547 (isolation #46) » Tue May 26, 2015 7:11 pm

why did you do that

lalaladucks · Post Post #1549 (isolation #47) » Tue May 26, 2015 9:54 pm

why did you do that
We cannot understand it
such a boring haiiiiii

lalaladucks · Tue May 26, 2015 10:56 pm

none really know me
nothing's inevitable

lalaladucks · Tue May 26, 2015 11:18 pm

erm that is awkward

lalaladucks · Post Post #1569 (isolation #50) » Wed May 27, 2015 9:23 am

Avatar: good film.
Dudley would beg to differ

lalaladucks · Post Post #1572 (isolation #51) » Wed May 27, 2015 2:00 pm

The Last Airbender?
No. Blue beastiality........

lalaladucks · Post Post #1574 (isolation #52) » Wed May 27, 2015 4:50 pm

YOU WORTHLESS MUGGLES

lalaladucks · Wed May 27, 2015 11:38 pm

"YOU WORTHLESS MUGGLES,"
Cried the racist, magic duck,

"EXPELLIARMUS!"

lalaladucks · Thu May 28, 2015 12:57 am

That has made me laugh
So will this:

*~*~*~*rictusempra!*~*~*~*

lalaladucks · Thu May 28, 2015 11:02 am

It's a tickling charm >:[

lalaladucks · Thu May 28, 2015 11:35 am

It's a tickling charm >:[
Tick-ling or tick-el-ing? Hmm
Duh, why you doubt me ]:<

lalaladucks · Thu May 28, 2015 12:04 pm

Pronunciation
Is quite hard for the Irish

lalaladucks · Thu May 28, 2015 12:44 pm

PO-TAY-TOE,

PO-TAH

lalaladucks · Post Post #1594 (isolation #59) » Thu May 28, 2015 1:13 pm

PO-TAY-TOE,

PO-TAH

They are

just called spuds, my dear

boiled

,

fried

,

roasted

,

mashed

you only had six

lalaladucks · Post Post #1597 (isolation #60) » Thu May 28, 2015 1:21 pm

This is my fav thread

I

learn

how

to

pronounce

words

!

lalaladucks · Thu May 28, 2015 11:01 pm

Yo

u'

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~

on

e s

yl

la

bl

e?

lalaladucks · Thu May 28, 2015 11:33 pm

Yo

u'

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on

e s

yl

la

bl

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I would say it as two. Gah!

:/

we

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mmmmm

MMMMM

????

lalaladucks · Post Post #1604 (isolation #63) » Sat May 30, 2015 1:46 am

Mad for the rainbows
I do not condone nor like

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th

em!

lalaladucks · Sat May 30, 2015 10:37 pm

Too early to rise
I recently ate some pies
Followed by some flies

lalaladucks · Post Post #1617 (isolation #65) » Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:46 pm

happeeeeeeeeeee biRThDaY to

lalaladucks · Post Post #1634 (isolation #66) » Tue Jun 02, 2015 8:28 pm

these aren't sunglasses

lalaladucks · Post Post #1636 (isolation #67) » Tue Jun 02, 2015 8:41 pm

Narninian says
let's go to Narnia and

lalaladucks · Post Post #1639 (isolation #68) » Wed Jun 03, 2015 1:27 am

Can lions play chess?
Aslan can do the can-can

lalaladucks · Post Post #1642 (isolation #69) » Wed Jun 03, 2015 1:33 am

Can can can you do
the can can: candyman can!

lalaladucks · Post Post #1646 (isolation #70) » Sat Jul 11, 2015 3:14 am

But I can-can't dance
Every day I'm shufflin'
LMFAO...