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Post #824 (isolation #0) » Wed Feb 05, 2014 6:39 am
Postby vonflare »
Dammit! I spilled my
ectoplasm container!
now my face shall melt!
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Post #826 (isolation #1) » Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:54 am
Postby vonflare »
Crap. Am i tired?
I feel so alone today.
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Post #828 (isolation #2) » Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:38 am
Postby vonflare »
Who are you? how did...
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Post #843 (isolation #3) » Tue Feb 18, 2014 11:16 am
Postby vonflare »
what is wrong with you,
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Post #845 (isolation #4) » Thu Feb 20, 2014 7:56 am
Postby vonflare »
what is wrong with you?
why play LoL when dota lives?
dota 2 is great.
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Post #856 (isolation #5) » Sat Mar 01, 2014 10:56 am
Postby vonflare »
Loanwords in English
I want to eat your big head
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Post #863 (isolation #6) » Wed Mar 05, 2014 5:03 am
Postby vonflare »
There once was a man
from Nantucket / Who had a
big bag full of slop.
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Post #865 (isolation #7) » Wed Mar 05, 2014 5:41 am
Postby vonflare »
Five bears decided
That they would eat honeycomb,
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Post #867 (isolation #8) » Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:26 am
Postby vonflare »
What would you do for
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Post #871 (isolation #9) » Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:40 am
Postby vonflare »
This game's shocking twist
is that this haiku will not
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Post #873 (isolation #10) » Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:44 am
Postby vonflare »
thebuttonmen did
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Post #875 (isolation #11) » Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:51 am
Postby vonflare »
thebuttonmen did
heresy he will pay for
it with his left eye.
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Post #877 (isolation #12) » Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:58 am
Postby vonflare »
Pretend if you will,
that black is a colour, but
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Post #885 (isolation #13) » Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:13 am
Postby vonflare »
the real icefrog is
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Post #895 (isolation #14) » Sun Mar 09, 2014 5:39 am
Postby vonflare »
I have no regrets
about my time on this earth,
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Post #906 (isolation #15) » Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:38 am
Postby vonflare »
Lolzin around, I
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Post #913 (isolation #16) » Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:12 am
Postby vonflare »
What is Zen but the
pondering of destruction
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Post #916 (isolation #17) » Thu Mar 13, 2014 6:46 am
Postby vonflare »
The perfect haiku
Is not this one, because it
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Post #920 (isolation #18) » Fri Mar 14, 2014 12:53 am
Postby vonflare »
That haiku was great
But this one will be better
Or possibly not.
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Post #930 (isolation #19) » Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:04 am
Postby vonflare »
All's well that's Maxwell,
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Post #932 (isolation #20) » Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:12 am
Postby vonflare »
All's well that's Maxwell
Oh wait, I don't like coffee
I meant Don't Starve, derp.
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Post #935 (isolation #21) » Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:01 am
Postby vonflare »
Here's five syllables.
This line, it makes seven more.
Oh, so literal.
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Post #938 (isolation #22) » Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:49 am
Postby vonflare »
Wonderful pizza
Doesn't taste like dead bodies
Except for the cheese.
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Post #943 (isolation #23) » Sun Mar 23, 2014 2:01 am
Postby vonflare »
THREATEN TO KILL ME
WITH CAPITAL LETTERS AND
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Post #947 (isolation #24) » Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:08 am
Postby vonflare »
Lollipops and dark
licorice are the absolute
trash, because sugar.
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Post #950 (isolation #25) » Wed Mar 26, 2014 5:10 am
Postby vonflare »
Fifty-five words can
Be used for all kinds of things
Like writing letters.
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Post #952 (isolation #26) » Thu Mar 27, 2014 2:05 am
Postby vonflare »
Many ripe apples
Fall upon my best friend's head,
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Post #965 (isolation #27) » Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:06 am
Postby vonflare »
Why I do like cats
They get old and crotchety
So then I eat them.
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Post #967 (isolation #28) » Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:20 am
Postby vonflare »
I hit a deer once
It died very very fast,
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Post #972 (isolation #29) » Fri Apr 04, 2014 5:10 am
Postby vonflare »
A long time ago,
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Post #974 (isolation #30) » Fri Apr 04, 2014 6:29 am
Postby vonflare »
A long time ago,
In a distant galaxy,
There were giant bugs.
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Post #977 (isolation #31) » Sat Apr 05, 2014 2:13 am
Postby vonflare »
It was red, and blue
Super Nerd in yellow too
This'll rhyme, yahoo!
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Post #989 (isolation #32) » Sun Apr 06, 2014 5:45 am
Postby vonflare »
Chobani yogurt
Makes me extremely gassy
TUM TA TUM TUM TUMMMMMS
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Post #996 (isolation #33) » Mon Apr 07, 2014 6:11 am
Postby vonflare »
Nitroglycerin
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Post #1000 (isolation #34) » Tue Apr 08, 2014 5:17 am
Postby vonflare »
This reprieve won't last
The thousandth post is come, Rah!
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Post #1004 (isolation #35) » Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:08 am
Postby vonflare »
As the tide comes in
the barnacles seek the shore
But the fish seek nets.
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Post #1007 (isolation #36) » Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:06 pm
Postby vonflare »
She turned me into
Another human being
But my head's too big!
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Post #1010 (isolation #37) » Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:58 am
Postby vonflare »
Perplexing pebbles
Fall upon my cranium
I feel woozy now...
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Post #1012 (isolation #38) » Sat Apr 12, 2014 12:37 am
Postby vonflare »
Muscular llamas
Are going to eat your face
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Post #1014 (isolation #39) » Sat Apr 12, 2014 12:47 am
Postby vonflare »
Sie sind verdammt VERRÜCKT (sie-sind-ver-dammt-VERRUCKT =P)
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Post #1016 (isolation #40) » Sat Apr 12, 2014 1:00 am
Postby vonflare »
Sie sind verdammt VERRÜCKT (sie-sind-ver-dammt-VERRUCKT =P)
I don't think that's how it works
Yeah, but it's funny.
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Post #1022 (isolation #41) » Sun Apr 13, 2014 1:18 am
Postby vonflare »
Still fifth most posts here
And I will not rest until
I am sixth most posts.
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Post #1030 (isolation #42) » Mon Apr 14, 2014 5:14 am
Postby vonflare »
The square root of pi
is one point seven seven
two
,
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Post #1039 (isolation #43) » Tue Apr 15, 2014 5:20 am
Postby vonflare »
Narwhals make good pets
Unless you fear unicorns,
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Post #1047 (isolation #44) » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:57 am
Postby vonflare »
Soaring through the clouds
with its enormous green wings
The Ho-Oh finds you.
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Post #1051 (isolation #45) » Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:00 am
Postby vonflare »
Lyrical Rampage,
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Post #1054 (isolation #46) » Tue Apr 22, 2014 5:48 am
Postby vonflare »
Rhombicozido
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Post #1068 (isolation #47) » Wed Apr 23, 2014 2:06 am
Postby vonflare »
A,B,C and D
That's how the alphabet starts
Spoiler alert! Z.
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Post #1083 (isolation #48) » Tue Apr 29, 2014 3:44 pm
Postby vonflare »
Ether NONONO
WEEKEE WEEKEE WOAH WOAH WOAH
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Post #1086 (isolation #49) » Tue Apr 29, 2014 4:08 pm
Postby vonflare »
Ythan had a stroke
It hurt. real bad. ouch. ow. ouch.
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Post #1090 (isolation #50) » Wed Apr 30, 2014 2:18 am
Postby vonflare »
Please call amberlamps
Take me to the hopstertal
Me heart be hurtin
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Post #1305 (isolation #51) » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:39 am
Postby vonflare »
(Pssst... five syllables!)
They make a valid haiku.
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Post #1323 (isolation #52) » Fri Sep 12, 2014 2:12 am
Postby vonflare »
example of stone,
A golem, it created.
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Post #1324 (isolation #53) » Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:27 am
Postby vonflare »
bump
example of stone,
A golem, it created.
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Post #1326 (isolation #54) » Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:58 am
Postby vonflare »
I've got too much time,
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Post #1328 (isolation #55) » Thu Sep 18, 2014 3:46 am
Postby vonflare »
I've got too much time
I'm selling it on eBay
Five cents a minute.
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Post #1332 (isolation #56) » Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:13 am
Postby vonflare »
This big rock came from
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Post #1334 (isolation #57) » Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:29 am
Postby vonflare »
This big rock came from
the deepest reaches of space
where it hibernates.
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Post #1337 (isolation #58) » Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:33 am
Postby vonflare »
His autumn snow-cones
tasted of winter's milk; he
Waits for spring inside.
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Post #1341 (isolation #59) » Sat Sep 27, 2014 12:46 pm
Postby vonflare »
Theaceofspades is
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