Communal Haikus

ConManMick · Post Post #1429 (isolation #0) » Fri May 15, 2015 12:25 am

for outrageous misconduct

ConManMick · Post Post #1434 (isolation #1) » Fri May 15, 2015 1:14 am

In post 1430, lalaladucks wrote:I apologise
for outrageous misconduct
Because of Guinness.

If ever there was a reason for outrageous misconduct, a pint of the black stuff is a fine one.

ConManMick · Post Post #1437 (isolation #2) » Fri May 15, 2015 1:18 am

My insufficient haiku

ConManMick · Post Post #1442 (isolation #3) » Fri May 15, 2015 1:40 am

That last line was six

ConManMick · Post Post #1445 (isolation #4) » Fri May 15, 2015 2:25 am

That last line was six
Seven again, what's my prob!?
Innocent mistakes

ConManMick · Post Post #1455 (isolation #5) » Fri May 15, 2015 8:06 pm

What are noodles for

ConManMick · Post Post #1458 (isolation #6) » Sat May 16, 2015 6:42 am

Can I eat Physics?

ConManMick · Post Post #1479 (isolation #7) » Thu May 21, 2015 9:14 am

That is the correct structure

ConManMick · Post Post #1493 (isolation #8) » Fri May 22, 2015 2:21 am

Questionable words

ConManMick · Post Post #1497 (isolation #9) » Fri May 22, 2015 12:28 pm

LSD is three

ConManMick · Fri May 22, 2015 12:37 pm

LSD is three
I shouldn't finish haikus

Hey,at least you tried

ConManMick · Fri May 22, 2015 12:47 pm

Hey, got any grapes?
I much prefer blueberries

ConManMick · Fri May 22, 2015 12:58 pm

Please, we cannot do this one

ConManMick · Post Post #1506 (isolation #13) » Fri May 22, 2015 1:02 pm

Lala, have mercy

ConManMick · Post Post #1508 (isolation #14) » Fri May 22, 2015 1:07 pm

Lala, have mercy
No, I am a soulless duck
No more grapes for you

ConManMick · Post Post #1510 (isolation #15) » Fri May 22, 2015 1:09 pm

Has got a first aid station?

ConManMick · Post Post #1512 (isolation #16) » Fri May 22, 2015 1:11 pm

I was going to sleep

ConManMick · Post Post #1514 (isolation #17) » Fri May 22, 2015 1:14 pm

I was going to sleep
Is not five syllables mate
Numbers are hard now

ConManMick · Post Post #1516 (isolation #18) » Fri May 22, 2015 1:18 pm

I know the feeling

Is it more than a feeling?

ConManMick · Post Post #1518 (isolation #19) » Fri May 22, 2015 1:21 pm

Teach me hyperlinks!

ConManMick · Post Post #1538 (isolation #20) » Sat May 23, 2015 1:32 am

Ah bejaysus now

ConManMick · Sat May 23, 2015 11:53 am

Ah bejaysus now
T S O's a haiku troll
His words mock us all

ConManMick · Post Post #1543 (isolation #22) » Sat May 23, 2015 1:11 pm

He must reckon it's funny

ConManMick · Post Post #1548 (isolation #23) » Tue May 26, 2015 9:36 pm

why did you do that
We cannot understand it

ConManMick · Wed May 27, 2015 12:16 am

Am I really dead? Maybe

ConManMick · Post Post #1556 (isolation #25) » Wed May 27, 2015 1:08 am

Down with this sort of

ConManMick · Post Post #1562 (isolation #26) » Wed May 27, 2015 4:46 am

Von has gone quite mad

ConManMick · Post Post #1566 (isolation #27) » Wed May 27, 2015 6:56 am

Marquis is scary
No wait, that's Nikki Minaj!

ConManMick · Post Post #1568 (isolation #28) » Wed May 27, 2015 8:52 am

Avatar: good film.

ConManMick · Wed May 27, 2015 10:02 am

Avatar: good film.
Dudley would beg to differ
T'was enjoyable!

ConManMick · Post Post #1573 (isolation #30) » Wed May 27, 2015 2:13 pm

The Last Airbender?
No. Blue beastiality........
Planet Smurf, 3D

ConManMick · Wed May 27, 2015 11:19 pm

"YOU WORTHLESS MUGGLES",
Cried the racist, magic duck,

ConManMick · Thu May 28, 2015 12:24 am

That has made me laugh

ConManMick · Post Post #1580 (isolation #33) » Thu May 28, 2015 3:01 am

Please behave yourself

ConManMick · Post Post #1584 (isolation #34) » Thu May 28, 2015 4:41 am

Self talking is fun
But does fun make it alright?

ConManMick · Thu May 28, 2015 11:29 am

Tick-ling or tick-el-ing? Hmm

ConManMick · Thu May 28, 2015 11:59 am

Pronunciation

ConManMick · Thu May 28, 2015 12:25 pm

Pronunciation
Is quite hard for the Irish
Yeah, we speak oddly

PEDIT: I would genuinely have thought tickling was three, I'd never pronounce it as two. Language is a wonderfully interesting thing.

ConManMick · Post Post #1593 (isolation #38) » Thu May 28, 2015 1:06 pm

PO-TAY-TOE,

PO-TAH

They're just called spuds, my dear

ConManMick · Post Post #1595 (isolation #39) » Thu May 28, 2015 1:19 pm

In post 1594, lalaladucks wrote:
PO-TAY-TOE,
PO-TAH

They are
just called spuds, my dear

boiled
,
fried
,
roasted
,
mashed

you only had six

This is another pronounciation issue! I would distinguish "they're" from "there" and "their" by emphasising the " 're" as a separate syllable. More the fool am I.

ConManMick · Post Post #1596 (isolation #40) » Thu May 28, 2015 1:20 pm

This is my fav thread

ConManMick · Thu May 28, 2015 10:19 pm

This is my fav thread

I

learn

how

to

pronounce

words

!

I blame dialects

ConManMick · Thu May 28, 2015 11:20 pm

Yo

u'

re

~

on

e s

yl

la

bl

e?

I would say it as two. Gah!

ConManMick · Post Post #1602 (isolation #43) » Fri May 29, 2015 1:00 am

Mad for the rainbows

ConManMick · Post Post #1605 (isolation #44) » Sat May 30, 2015 1:45 pm

Too early to rise

ConManMick · Sun May 31, 2015 12:07 am

A strange choice of meal

ConManMick · Mon Jun 01, 2015 12:21 pm

I like mafia
he doesn't like mafia
Bad Narninian!

ConManMick · Mon Jun 01, 2015 10:36 pm

happeeeeeeeeeee biRThDaY to
Man with exams tomorrow

ConManMick · Mon Jun 01, 2015 11:31 pm

June nineteenth, I'm there

ConManMick · Post Post #1624 (isolation #49) » Tue Jun 02, 2015 3:33 am

Communal Haikus
Always need sunglasses, man

ConManMick · Post Post #1627 (isolation #50) » Tue Jun 02, 2015 3:48 am

COMMUNAL HAIKUS

ALWAYS NEED SUNGLASSES, MAN

ConManMick · Post Post #1629 (isolation #51) » Tue Jun 02, 2015 4:38 am

CAPS FOR THE CAPS GOD

ConManMick · Post Post #1631 (isolation #52) » Tue Jun 02, 2015 4:50 am

CAPS FOR THE CAPS GOD
I'll break the meta right now
Aww man, that's no fun...

ConManMick · Post Post #1635 (isolation #53) » Tue Jun 02, 2015 8:35 pm

Narninian says

ConManMick · Post Post #1637 (isolation #54) » Wed Jun 03, 2015 1:07 am

Narninian says
let's go to Narnia and
Beat Aslan at chess

ConManMick · Post Post #1640 (isolation #55) » Wed Jun 03, 2015 1:28 am

Can lions play chess?
Aslan can do the can-can
I bet he can-can't

ConManMick · Post Post #1644 (isolation #56) » Wed Jun 03, 2015 1:56 am

But I can-can't dance