Mini 1684: Shucking Bullfit Mafia - Game Called

Angry Frat BROs · Post Post #0 (isolation #0) » Sat Jun 06, 2015 9:44 am

Mini 1684: Shucking Bullfit Mafia

"Art" Appreciators

(Player List):

The Burgers of Llamarble
dramonic
Layla
Soul2277
Pegasus30
A Muffin
Mac
Tammy
Hyperion
Cephrir
zipperflesh
Marquis
Dinare

Sitting in the peanut gallery

(Alive):

Spoiler: Alive (13/13)

At life's great after party

(Dead):

Spoiler: Deaded (0/13)

Angry Frat BROs · Post Post #1 (isolation #1) » Sat Jun 06, 2015 9:54 am

Rule Set!

Breaking any of these rules (or purposely attempting to exploit loopholes) may result in _any_ action we deem necessary.

GENERAL GAME FLOW

1. Post and vote in the thread; use vote tags VOTE: AngryPidgeon or bold tags

Vote: AngryPidgeon

to cast a vote for another player.
2. A player will be irrevocably lynched the instant they have more than half of the votes on them.
3. Game days will be 2 weeks long and game nights will be 2 days long; posting is not allowed at night.
4. If a day ends with no majority of votes on one person, no one will be lynched that Day.

DO

1. Obey all site rules
2. Play to win.
3. Post at least every 60 hours; failing to do so will earn a prod at which point you have 24 hours to post or be replaced. (3 prods will be a replacement)
4. Ask me questions in thread or by PM if you are unclear on the rules.

Bold

questions to me for visibility.
5. Alert me in thread or by PM if you are going on V/LA; doing so will exempt you from prods
6. Be respectful to other players. If personal attacks become an ongoing problem, I will force replace or modkill you.

DO NOT

1. Post after you have been killed/lynched for any reason (unless your role specifically allows otherwise).
2. Attempt to impersonate the moderator (us); please avoid using

bolded purple (8040FF) text

as a result.
3. Encrypt text or otherwise intentionally make content in your post difficult to read or find.
4. Discuss or reference this game outside of the game thread (exceptions may be specified in your role).
5. Directly quote my private communications with you (especially role cards).
6. Pretend to break any rule listed here.

NOTES FOR THIS GAME SPECIFICALLY

1. This game is not bastard (we think?); your alignment will not change.
2. Anti-town factions will be given relevant fake role names.
3. This game is 1:3:9. The three mods (BROSeidon, BBMolla, and AngryPidgeon) each designed 1 mafia and 3 town roles without consulting each other. These roles were meshed together to form a 3:9 game. Furthermore, each mod came up with one 3rd-party role each. One player in this game will get all 3 of these roles and will pick one in pregame to use as their role.
4. Sample town wincon:

Win Condition:
Town
; You win when all threats to the town are dead and at least one person with this wincon is still alive.

Angry Frat BROs · Post Post #2 (isolation #2) » Sat Jun 06, 2015 10:13 am

AP: Hello, hello, hello! I'm AP and I welcome you to Shucking Bullfit Mafia! We here on the mod team thank you for your interest and support for the

Coalition for Balanced Mafia Games

.

We aim to provide quality mafia games that will pleasure you as much as they pleasure us!

BRO: Uhhh, this game isn't even REMOTELY balanced. Its pretty fucking broken.

AP: Ssshhhhh, how are we going to raise any money for the event if people know its a sham?

BB: Money? What money? We don't have any funding, this event is all free.

AP: Wait really? I thought for sure we were charging admission for this. Someone was taking money at the door.

BB: Ya that was some crackhead homeless guy. He promised not to spend it on crack this time though.

BRO: Huh, that probably explains the smell in here. AP can you hurry up and write some flavor so we can get this going?

AP: No, fuck off, who even knows what the theme of this is supposed to be. I'm probably just going to post something from Pablo Picasso in the OP and pretend its artistic. Wait...... damn it.

Angry Frat BROs · Post Post #3 (isolation #3) » Sat Jun 06, 2015 10:17 am

AP:

Role PMs are going out shortly. Confirm in thread.

Please keep your arms and legs inside at all times, silence all cell phones, and avoid all flash photography while the game is in session

Angry Frat BROs · Post Post #4 (isolation #4) » Sat Jun 06, 2015 11:14 am

: Roles have been sent out, confirm in the thread.

: /Confirm Mafia Godfather. Wait shit, I mean Im a VT. Just cop me tonight, I swear I am town.

: Vote: BBMolla

: Its still pregame, bitches. Chill out. Votes will count once 10 people have confirmed.....But Molla did just scum tell a little

: OMG people need to hurry up and confirm already. What is this, starcraft mafia?

Angry Frat BROs · Post Post #29 (isolation #5) » Sun Jun 07, 2015 9:52 am

BB: Alright thats good lets get this party on the road!

AP: We haven't gotten everyone to sign the release waivers yet! I swear to god I'm not getting sued again after what happened last time.

BRO: Uh, what happened last time?

AP: Nothing happened last time. Certainly nothing involving grapeseed oil, a knife, and a slip-and-slide.

BB: Players who haven't posted in the thread have until the end of Monday to post in the thread (or otherwise contact us) or will be replaced.

VC1.0Not Voting: The Burgers of Llamarble, dramonic, Layla, Soul2277, Pegasus30, A Muffin, Mac, Tammy, Hyperion, Cephrir, zipperflesh, Marquis, Dinare

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch.

Countdown: (expired on 2015-06-21 14:00:00)

Angry Frat BROs · Post Post #79 (isolation #6) » Sun Jun 07, 2015 2:24 pm

VC1.1Pegasus30 (2): Cephrir, Soul2277
Dinare (2): Layla, Hyperion

Not Voting (9): The Burgers of Llamarble, dramonic, Pegasus30, A Muffin, Mac, Tammy, zipperflesh, Marquis, Dinare

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch.

Countdown: (expired on 2015-06-21 14:00:00)

Angry Frat BROs · Post Post #101 (isolation #7) » Sun Jun 07, 2015 5:12 pm

BRO (Malzahar): Go dragon. Go dragon. Holy shit call missings.

AP (Janna): Lol. This game is so bronze.

BB (Techies): You sure? Quit arguing!

VC1.2Pegasus30 (2): Cephrir, Soul2277
Dinare (2): Layla, Hyperion

Not Voting (9): The Burgers of Llamarble, dramonic, Pegasus30, A Muffin, Mac, Tammy, zipperflesh, Marquis, Dinare

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch.

Countdown: (expired on 2015-06-21 14:00:00)

Angry Frat BROs · Post Post #131 (isolation #8) » Sun Jun 07, 2015 6:01 pm

VC1.3Pegasus30 (2): Cephrir, Soul2277
Dinare (2): Layla, Hyperion
Marquis (1): A Muffin

Not Voting (7): The Burgers of Llamarble, dramonic, Pegasus30, Mac, zipperflesh, Marquis, Dinare

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch.

Countdown: (expired on 2015-06-21 14:00:00)

Angry Frat BROs · Post Post #175 (isolation #9) » Mon Jun 08, 2015 5:39 am

BRO: We'd like to take this time to apologize for a small error in the last votecount that has since been resolved.

BB: Everyone except zipperflesh has picked up their role PM. Zipper has until the end of the Day to post before we turn him into a prop for our next show.

AP: I have Kuribo on speed dial and I'm not afraid to get him down here, zipper!

VC1.3Pegasus30 (2): Cephrir, Soul2277
Dinare (2): Layla, Hyperion
Marquis (1): A Muffin

Not Voting (7): The Burgers of Llamarble, dramonic, Pegasus30, Mac, zipperflesh, Marquis, Dinare

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch.

Countdown: (expired on 2015-06-21 14:00:00)

Angry Frat BROs · Post Post #231 (isolation #10) » Mon Jun 08, 2015 12:18 pm

VC1.4Pegasus30 (2): Cephrir, Soul2277
Dinare (2): Layla, Hyperion
Marquis (1): A Muffin

Not Voting (7): The Burgers of Llamarble, dramonic, Pegasus30, Mac, zipperflesh, Marquis, Dinare

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch.

Countdown: (expired on 2015-06-21 14:00:00)

Angry Frat BROs · Post Post #254 (isolation #11) » Mon Jun 08, 2015 1:00 pm

reserved. not like you guys vote at all

Angry Frat BROs · Post Post #592 (isolation #12) » Thu Jun 11, 2015 1:19 pm

I'm guessing that I'm the only one modding here atm, so I'm locking this until I can verify whether or not there has been a lynch? If not then apologies. I'll be home from work in a bit and I will update this then.

holy cow though.

You guys.

Us.

You get it.

I dunno.

I just wanna go to sleep.

Angry Frat BROs · Post Post #593 (isolation #13) » Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:58 am

updating now I promise. I'm going to see this through.

Angry Frat BROs · Post Post #594 (isolation #14) » Fri Jun 12, 2015 6:10 am

AP: Hey Everyone, Sorry for the delay. I'm trying to figure out what I want to do here and I hate making all the modidng decisons myself. It turns out that I was misinformed about a hammer happening, so I'm opening this up in the meantime because I'm so good at decision making and respect the integrity of this game and whatnot. So once again, my bad for locking this when it wasn't night phase. The other mods are AWOL so CC stuff to me for faster response time!

VC1.5Zipperflesh (6): The Burgers of Llamarble(475), Dramonic(480), Soul2277(497), Cephrir(526), Dinare(529), A Muffin(569)
Dinare (1): Hyperion(64)
No lynch (1): Layla
Dramonic (1): Marquis(454)

Not Voting (3): Pegasus30, Mac, zipperflesh

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch.

Countdown: (expired on 2015-06-21 14:00:00)

Angry Frat BROs · Post Post #601 (isolation #15) » Fri Jun 12, 2015 8:38 am

VC1.5Zipperflesh (7): The Burgers of Llamarble(475), Dramonic(480), Soul2277(497), Cephrir(526), Dinare(529), A Muffin(569), Hyperion(600)
No lynch (1): Layla
Dramonic (1): Marquis(454)

Not Voting (3): Pegasus30, Mac, zipperflesh

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch.

Countdown: (expired on 2015-06-21 14:00:00)

zipperflesh was Sally Salisbury, Mafia Block of all Trades

; lynched Day 1

We are going to night phase now. Gimme actions by the end of noon PST Sunday or else. Alternatively, there might be some form of mod intervention in this game so stay tuned!

Angry Frat BROs · Post Post #602 (isolation #16) » Sun Jun 14, 2015 8:28 am

Hey guys, I'm really sorry for this late update and also not answering some questions.

The 3 of us have been discussing what to do about this game since it clearly is broken and we've decided to just call the whole thing a draw; once again, I'm really sorry about the game being broken. That wasn't our intent but we also did no balance checking since that was kind of "the point" of the game. Ya. I'll post all the role PMs below for your enjoyment.

Spoiler: roles AP wrote

Spoiler: roles molla wrote

MattPWincon:

Town

; You win when all threats to the town are dead and at least one person with this wincon is still alive.

Role Name:

3-Shot Ninja Doctor

Abilities: During the Day, you may vote for whomever you want lynched. During the Night, you may PM me the name of another player. This player will be protected from a nightkill for that Night. To certain investigative roles, namely Tracker and Watcher, you will appear to have gone nowhere during the night when you perform a night action.

Peaches the Cat who has decided to run around and make a bunch of noise at 3 A.M. because he's a dickWincon:

Town

; You win when all threats to the town are dead and at least one person with this wincon is still alive.

Role Name:

Night Talker

Abilities: You may talk in thread during the night.

Bill NyeWincon:

Town

; You win when all threats to the town are dead and at least one person with this wincon is still alive.

Role Name:

Science Guy

Abilities: During the Night, you may PM me the name of another player. They will be informed of a cool science fact of your choosing. (There will be three options to select from).

Sally SalisburyWincon:

Mafia

; You win when your faction is the only faction left alive or nothing an prevent this.

Role Name:

Block-of-all-Trades

Abilities: You may talk with your fellow teammates in this PT. Every night one of you may specify a player to kill and a person to perform the kill.

You may use each of the following abilities once per game. You may not use more than one ability per Night.
1)

Roleblock

- During the Night, you may PM me the name of another player. This player will be unable to use their ability (if he/she has one).
2)

Rolestop

- During the Night, you may PM me the name of another player. Any player who visits this player will be unable to use their ability (if he/she has one).
3)

Roleyield

- During the Night, you may PM me the name of another player. Any player who this player visits will be unable to use their ability (if he/she has one).

Spoiler: roles BRO wrote

Trixie MattelWincon:

Town

; You win when all threats to the town are dead and at least one person with this wincon is still alive.

Role Name:

Drag Queen

Abilities:

You may use each of the following abilities once per game. You may not use more than one ability per Night.
1)

Dreaming

- During one Night, you may commute. You will be untargetable on that Night.
2)

Show Me Love

- During one Night, you may target another player. They will become a love for you and will unpreventably die if you ever die.
3)

Tan With You

- During one Night, you may PM me the name of another player. You will gain a weaker copy of their role that can be used during the Day.

Furthermore, you have loyal fans who effectively grant you a vengeful vig-shot that can be used on the next Night phase after you die. You also have the ability to impersonate Anne Frank, giving you a vote (but no voice) on the next Day after you are killed.

Tetsuya KurokoWincon:

Town

; You win when all threats to the town are dead and at least one person with this wincon is still alive.

Role Name:

Modified Loved Nexus Self-Voyeur

Abilities: You are unable to be lynched on Days 1 and 2. You are

Loved

and thus take one more vote to lynch on Days 3 and 4. You have no vote until Day 5. All abilities that target you will be redirected to a random target. You will be informed of what type of abilities target you every night. You may only post a maximum of 3 times per page, and no post may exceed 100 words.

Scarlett WitchWincon:

Town

; You win when all threats to the town are dead and at least one person with this wincon is still alive.

Role Name:

1-Shot Rewinder

Abilities: Once per game, at any time, you may rewind time one full Day/Night cycle. All players dead in that time will be revived and all used abilities will be restored. If you would be killed, this ability triggers automatically.

Shaka ZuluWincon:

Mafia

; You win when your faction is the only faction left alive or nothing an prevent this.

Role Name:

Reactionary Warmonger

Abilities: You may talk with your fellow teammates in this PT. Every night one of you may specify a player to kill and a person to perform the kill.

Whenever anyone on your team is lynched (excluding yourself), you gain a vigilante shot that may be used the following night (in addition to the factional kill). The kill flavor for this kill will announce that

Shaka Zulu

is exacting revenge for the death of his teammate.

Spoiler: 3rd party roles