Scummer D&D

[SXTLHGaiden]

Start of the second campaign:

Link

he looks evil. it must be the monocle.

[quadz08]

also shadow already hates this guy, since this world apparently includes clockwork robots I've decided that shadow's order is anti-clockwork tech

[T-Bone]

UNNATURAL!!!!!!!!!!

[T-Bone]

Also why does a robot have restaurant reservations? Sounds pretty evil...

[Who]

I want to trust it, but I remember the fate of Who.

[FakeGod]

Also why does a robot have restaurant reservations? Sounds pretty evil...

He's buying you guys fancy lunch as a way of saying thanks for helping out Hanasawa, his friend.

Dr. K is a respected scholar in the city, and 2nd campaign involves escorting Dr. K around in the city sewers.

City was built on a hilltop, and it was deemed unsafe to expand the underground sewer network to support the growing city. An aboveground dikes were built instead, and the sewers have been closed ever since.

Sewers have been fallen into disuse for a long time, and they mostly serve as a haven for unsavory creatures and criminals now.

[SXTLHGaiden]

flush the sewers
problem solved.

[BipolarChemist]

I am interested in this product and/or service.

http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=287580

I have yet to buy items.

[quadz08]

you are the SHORTEST ELF

[BipolarChemist]

No u

[FakeGod]

Big thanks to DeathRowKitty for letting me use his persona for an NPC.

DeathRowKitty = DRK = Dr. K

[FakeGod]

[T-Bone]

Time check?

[Varsoon]

We should actually figure out this gear stuff before the upcoming session.

[T-Bone]

LOOT

11500 gold (ALRADY SPLIT)
4 CLW (Bone, Hana)
1 Magic Weapon Oil
1 Jump Oil (Quadz bids)
4 Shield of Faith +2 potions - Bone and Varsoon (no one else can use)
2 scrolls of Sanctuary Bone and Varsoon (no one else can use)
2 scrolls of flame blade Bone and Varsoon (no one else can use)
+1 Longsword - (Varsoon bids)
Sliversheen
Bag of Holding Type 1 (Who bids, Hana bids)
Gloves of Dex +2 (Bone bids, Varsoon bids, Quadz bids))

This is where we're at right now.

[Varsoon]

Magic weapon Oil should go to anyone other than me who actually uses a weapon.

If we stick with the current splits on the scrolls and shields of Faith, we can divide them evenly.
I'll bid on the Silversheen.

Gloves of Dex should go to Quadz.

[T-Bone]

My bad, Sheild of Faith are potions, I think others can use them. Obviously we split the scrolls easy.

[Varsoon]

Regardless, melee folks should probably hold onto the shield of faith potions.

[Varsoon]

So maybe split those between me and Quadz?

[T-Bone]

I'm front lines too!

[Varsoon]

Whopper is
Speaking of whoppers
Being hungry without a car is terrible.

[T-Bone]

I was front lines, I murdered sleeping goblins by STANDING NEXT TO THEM. Then I killed some others with my new sword (that is totally made of wood you guys)

[Varsoon]

Hey man Shillelagh is fantastic.

[FakeGod]

We're playing 5 hrs and 19 minutes from this post.

[quadz08]

I'm out, will be busy birthdaying