Genesis Mafia - Game Over!

[Metal Sonic]

I really hope the scum team wasn't actually LLD+ Vi lol

[Lady Lambdadelta]

I'm town, so I know it's not.

[Vi]

Things that personally gratifying don't happen to me.

[Vi]

My second attempt at a connection is in less than fifteen minutes. Anything to ask or etc.?

[Vi]

Or more like fifteen seconds

[Untrod Tripod]

Votecount 4.4

BBmolla - 4 (Nachomamma8, Metal Sonic, LLD, Vi)
Lady Lambdadelta
Metal Sonic
Nachomamma8 - 1 (BBmolla)
Vi - 1 (zakk)
zakk

Phil Collins is standing in a store, he wildly pokes a customer on the back.

Phil.

I’d like to buy this hammer!

Customer.

I’m a customer, sir. If you want to buy something, you’d really need to speak to a cashier. Also, you don’t appear to be holding a hammer.

Phil.

The hammer is in me mind!

Customer.

Please go to the counter and stop harassing me.

Phil.

See if I care!

Phil runs over to the counter.

Phil.

Hello sir! I would like to leave the store with this hammer.

Cashier.

Well, you really would have to pay for it first. If you were holding a hammer, that is. You appear to be holding an old banana.

Phil.

Want to split it?

Cashier.

No.

Phil.

More for me then! Anyway, so what will you take for the hammer?

Cashier.

You still aren’t holding a hammer. I can’t sell you a hammer if you don’t come to the register with one. Also, you can’t haggle for it, you just have to purchase it.

Phil.

For how much?

Cashier.

I’m not sure, sir, we have roughly ten thousand items in this store and I don’t know the exact price of every one.

Phil.

Well, what good are you then? I’d say you owe me a free hammer for my trouble.

Cashier.

Sir, if you don’t calm down, I’m going to have to get my manager.

Phil.

GOOD! GET YOUR MANAGER. I NEED TO TELL HIM ABOUT HOW YOU’RE BEING AN OBNOXIOUS LITTLE BASTARD! I DID NOT SEE MY BUDDIES DIE FACE DOWN IN THE JUNGLES OF VIETNAM TO BE TREATED LIKE THIS!

Cashier.

Okay…

Customer.

What’s the problem, buddy? You’ve been at the front of the line for three minutes.

Phillis.

I’ll tell you what the problem is! I’m Mr. Collins’ wife Phyllis, and my husband has been trying to get a hammer from these people for minutes! And they are being very unhelpful.

Phil ducks behind the counter and jumps back up

Customer.

Why did you put on a beehive wig and change your voice to say that?

Phil.

Why did I do what, now?

Customer.

I really should just stay out of this.

Phlad.

Vla! And stay out! Or I’ll feast on your blood!

Customer.

What is the matter with you?

Phlad.

I am a vampire! Believe me!

Customer.

Sir. Putting on a cape. And fake vampire teeth. MADE OF CANDY CORN. Doesn’t make you a vampire.

Phil.

Don’t insult me friend Phlad! He has image problems as it is.

Manager.

What seems to be the problem, sir?

Phillis.

Aha, there you are! Took you long enough. I’ll tell you what the problem is! We are trying to buy a simple hammer, and your cashier is being very unhelpful!

Manager.

Well where’s the hammer you’d like to buy?

Phil.

I don’t understand the question.

Cashier.

See, I told you, he’s not even carrying a hammer.

Manager.

Well if you’ll just follow me to the hammer section…

Phyleesha.

Boy! Is you dissin’ my boy Phil?!

The manager looks down at his feet and clears his throat. Phil makes a series of wild and horribly offensive gesticulations.

Manager.

Sir, it’s not my place to tell my customers what to do, but that’s incredibly racist.

Cashier.

Where did you even get that weave, sir? It’s otherworldly…

Phyleesha.

SIR?! That’s Phyleesha to you! I from the mean streets of Philadelphia and I am gonna pop a cap up in this cracka joint if you don’t hook up us with a hizzamer!

Manager.

Ok, sir, I’m going to need you to keep your voice down. I don’t condone that sort of racism in my store. If you aren’t going to buy a hammer, I’m going to need you to leave.

Phil.

Well, where are the hammers?!

Manager.

In aisle 10.

Phillis.

Divorce him, honey!

Phil.

I have this, dear. Besides, if I divorce him now, I won’t have any energy for all of the hot divorcing we’re going to do tonight.

Cashier.

Where is he even getting all of these wigs?

Manager.

I’ll just go get the hammer. Could you get back to the register while we wait?

Cashier.

I really just want to get rid of this creep.

Punxsutawney Phil.

(Squeaks.)

Cashier.

Sir, I’m not sure what you’re doing, exactly, but it horrifies me greatly.

Manager.

Ha ha! I think he’s predicting six more weeks of winter!

Cashier.

He’s being a groundhog right now?

Manager.

Well, I think…I’m not sure. There is that groundhog called Punxsutawney Phil. And I’m pretty sure this is Phil Collins. And, he also called himself Phileesha and Phyllis, so…

Cashier.

Being Phil Collins would explain the wigs and the divorcing.

Phil.

And the smell!

Manager.

Sir, I’m going to need you to clean that up on your way out.

Phil.

I DIDN’T WATCH MY BUDDIES DIE FACE DOWN IN THE JUNGLE IN VIETNAM SO YOU DRAFT-DODGING HIPPIES COULD BOSS ME AROUND WHEN I GOT BACK!

Manager.

The British didn’t fight in Viet–okay...uh…okay, so this hammer is $9.59. If you could just pay and leave, that would be great.

Phil.

I won’t pay a cent under eleven dollars!

Cashier.

That isn’t how the retail system works. If you just give me ten dollars, I’ll give you the hammer and your change.

Phil.

But, these ten dollar bills I have are worth at least fifteen dollars apiece!

Cashier.

That’s impossible.

Phil.

I autographed them! That raises their value by five dollars! I read it on the Internets!

Manager.

I’m going to need you leave the store, sir.

Phil.

What if I offer you my wife?

Phillis.

DON’T GIVE ME TO THAT BRUTE!

Phil.

She’s one hell of a divorcer, sir!

Cashier.

Sir, technically you’re offering me sexual favors…I think…in exchange for goods. That’s prostitution. If you don’t want me to call the police, I recommend that you leave.

Manager.

And, you’re no longer allowed in any Subway restaurants ever again.

Phil runs screaming from the restaurant, wigs flapping in the breeze.

Customer.

Can I order my sandwich, now?

Salamence20

Duke - Town

Spoiler:

Band Member - Tony Banks


Active Abilities
You have no active abilities

Passive Abilities
1. You have the ability to cast votes for lynches.
2. You win when all threats to the town are dead.

BBmolla,

Duke [Tony Banks], Town

, lynched Day 4

Night Actions are due by 8/13 at noon EST.

[Untrod Tripod]

The game is over. I need a little bit to put everything together for post-game.

[Untrod Tripod]

Metal Sonic, A Trick of the Tail [Hackett], Town, killed Night 4.

Master Zik

A Trick of the Tail - Town

Spoiler:

Band Member - Steve Hackett


Active Abilities
1. Entangled - 1-shot 3-phase asceticizer

Spoiler:

Once during the game, at any time, you may target another player. That player will be turned into an ascetic (immune to all non-killing abilities) during the current phase and the following two. For example, if you target a player during Day 1, that player will be an ascetic for Day 1, Night 1, and Day 2.

Passive Abilities
1. You have the ability to cast votes for lynches.
2. You win when all threats to the town are dead.

Meanwhile, Phil Collins is embroiled in the legal battle of his lifetime…his seventy-ninth divorce with his wife, Phyllis Collins. However, things are greatly complicated by the fact that Phyllis is actually one of Phil’s many split personalities who comes out whenever he puts on a beehive wig.

Phillip.

Ladies and gentlemen of the court, I, the honorable lawyer Phillip Phillips–

Judge.

Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to sit down.

Phillip.

But, I’m the lawyer! Why would you want me to sit down?

Judge.

Sir, you’re not the lawyer, you’re the defendant. Also, it’s shaky as to whether or not you can be in this courtroom, as you and your wife are both British citizens.

Phil.

Wait, I thought this was America!

Judge.

Yes. That’s really the crux of the issue.

Phil.

But, I’ve already paid the court fees! In gold bricks.

Judge.

Mr. Collins, those were regular bricks spraypainted silver.

Phil.

What’re colors? And metals?

Judge.

I’m not sure I can let this case continue.

Phyllis.

I object!

Judge.

On what grounds?

Phyllis.

That we’re not divorced yet!

Judge.

Mr. Collins. You are putting on a succession of disguises and changing your voice. It appears to me that you’re suing yourself and are also a lawyer. I’m not sure if this is a case, or how you got into this courtroom.

Phil.

Well, the door was open. After I broke it down.

Judge.

Yes, that…you’re going to have to pay for that.

Phil.

As I said, I gave you a mountain of gold!

Judge.

And as I said, those were bricks.

Phil.

Gold bricks!

Judge.

Regular bricks.

Phillip.

I object, your honor!

Judge.

Overruled. Bailiff, please escort this man out.

Phyllis.

Wait! I demand justice!

Judge.

Enough, now–

Phyllis.

I was born in a little town called Edmundworthingtonshirestonbog. I was a peasant for a while, until me husband Phil Collins came along. And then I realized…someday we would be divorced.

Phil.

And I helped!

Phyllis.

And, it’s been romance ever since. Now, sir, if you don’t divorce us, you’re doing mankind a great disservice. We were born to be divorced!

Judge.

Bailiff, please.

Phillip.

Your honor, I took the liberty of incapacitating your bailiff. I hope you don’t mind.

Judge.

Excuse me?!

Phillip.

Well, he was being rough with my client!

Judge.

That’s…that’s assault! Where is my bailiff?

Phillip.

He’s in the corner over there, bleeding a little.

Judge.

There’s a drumstick sticking out of his eye.

Phil.

And I helped!

Judge.

Did you just admit to murder?!

Phil.

Did I mention my diplomatic immunity?

Judge.

You’re not a diplomat!

Phyllis.

Yes he is, your honor! The ambassador to the Louisiana territory!

Judge.

And how are you going to back that up?

Phillip.

With this certificate of diplomacy!

Judge.

Sir, that’s gay pornography.

Phil.

And I helped!

Phil throws on his barrister's wig and bangs the gavel

Judge.

And, you’re officially divorced. Next case!

The wigs swirled around Phil as he floated through the formless black void. The pink beehive winked out of existence as the widow's peak and candy corn combo winked in. They spoke to him. They told him a tale of blood and genius. He felt a hook pulling between his shoulderblades as the void became form. Phil stood over the bloodied bodies of his former bandmates. They were dead. They were all dead. There was only him now. He would put on his one-man-band-suit and perform as his one-man-band and be the most famous one-man-band-suit one-man-band ever.

He heard the faint laughter of his former wife.

The

Mafia

team, LadyLambdadelta, zakk, and Cabd has won.

Role PMs, setup, and mod info will be posted below.

[Untrod Tripod]

So the bastard mechanic in this game was that some players had secret abilities that would be triggered by the death of another player. These were not included in role PMs and the players were not aware of why their role PMs were changing. While this was a fun mechanic to design, I think that it was far more cute than good. In future games I would want to make players aware of the mechanic but not tell them how it would be triggered. I was hoping that would be more clear to the players than it was.

Overall I think this game was kind of a dud, and I had far more fun designing it than you all had playing it. Some of that was on the replacement situation for sure, but I don't think the setup was very much fun for the players. Also the fact that a number of the good pro-town abilities never got unlocked.

Mafia - Phil Collins

The faction has three factional powers. A mafia player may use up to one individual ability and one factional ability each phase.

1. The Alamo - 1-shot ability to make the game choose two players to lynch on the following day.
2. Divorce - Target a player, that player loses any abilities gained from a flip. If that player will any any point in the game gain any abilities from a flip of another player, they will not.
3. Murder - Regular mafia kill.

1. Phyllis Collins - (Voyage of the Acolyte - Steve Hackett) fakeclaim
-Sussudio - Roleblocker
-Against All Odds - 1-shot day-only bp - Phil flip

2. Phlad Collins - (Abacab - Mike Rutherford) fakeclaim
- In the Air Tonight - 1-shot Rolestealer
- You'll Be In My Heart - 1-shot loverizer/neighborizer - Gabriel flip

3. Phyleesha Collins - (A Curious Feeling - Tony Banks) fakeclaim
-Invisible Touch - 2-shot ninja (replaces factional kill)
-Something Happened on the Way to Heaven - 1-shot night-only bp - Phil flip

Town - Genesis and Friends

1. Trespass - Anthony Phillips
- The Knife - 1-shot dayvig - Gabriel flip
- Looking for Someone - 1-shot track

2. Foxtrot - Tony Banks
- Watcher of the Skies - 2-shot watch
- Supper’s Ready - 3-shot fruit vendor

3. Duke - Tony Banks
Turn It On Again - Recharge someone’s shots at the cost of losing your own - Phil flip
Behind the Lines - 1-shot forensic investigator - Phil flip
Duchess - 1-shot 1-day kingmaker - Phil flip

4. The Lamb - Peter Gabriel
-Riding the Scree - 1-shot bus driver
-Supernatural Anethetist - 2-shot doctor

5. (Car) - Peter Gabriel
- Moribund the Burgermeister - Cannot be the first or last votes on a wagon - Gabriel Flip

6. Selling England By the Pound - Peter Gabriel
I Know What I Like - 1-shot commuter - Gabriel flip

7. Nursery Cryme - Steve Hackett
- The Musical Box - Mod messager - Phillips flip.
- Fountain of Salamacis- odd night PGO even night macho - Hackett flip.

8. A Trick of the Tail - Steve Hackett
Entangled - 1-shot 3-phase asceticizer

9. Mike and the Mechanics - Mike Rutherford
-Hated until LyLo
-Vanilla - Mike flip

10. ...and Then There Were Three… - Mike Rutherford
- In the event of there being 5 players remaining, you will get a 1-shot day suicide bomb

[Untrod Tripod]

Mafia Role PMs:

Welcome to the Phil Collins Mafia. One day during a tour you were backstage doing cocaine when you happened upon Peter's cache of magical wigs. You tried one on and it changed your life forever. Owing to your past as an actor, your dramatic instincts took over and you decided that you had to kill the rest of the band to launch what is sure to be your hugely successful solo career.

Factional Abilities

The faction has five factional powers. A mafia player may use up to one individual ability and one factional ability each phase.

1. The Alamo - 1-shot ability to make the game choose two players to lynch on the following day. The lynches will happen one-after-the-other, with lynch thresholds changing as required for simple majority. The players will not flip until the end of the day. Other than it being a mafia ability, this will all be public information.
2. Divorce - Target a player, that player loses any abilities gained from the flip of another player. If that player will any any point in the game gain any abilities from a flip of another player, they will not.
3. Murder - Regular mafia kill.
4. Clever Disguises - It is confirmed to you that (Voyage of the Acolyte - Steve Hackett), (Abacab - Mike Rutherford), and (A Curious Feeling - Tony Banks) are not in the game.
5. Multiple personalities - Since all of these personalities are just manifestations of different parts of your totally brilliant and unique artistic personality, you can talk to each other at any point in this Private Topic.

YOUR ACTUAL ROLES

LadyLambdadelta - Phyllis Collins

Phyllis Collins - Mafia

When you don your pink beehive wig you become something more than just Phil Collins, musical genius and Alamo expert. You become Phyllis Collins, the ex-wife and current wife and future-ex wife of Phil Collins. All of the divorcing makes you SO HOT. That one time, he divorced you over fax. So posh. Anyway your goal is to have Phil for yourself forever. To have, and to hold, and to divorce. No more of these silly band members around to take his attention away from YOU.

Active Abilities
1. Sussudio - Roleblocker

Spoiler:

You may target a player at night. If that player used an active abilities tonight, that ability will fail.

Passive Abilities
1. You have the ability to vote for lynches.
2. You are a member of the mafia team. You will win when your faction has majority or nothing can prevent that from occurring.

Kinetic - Phlad Collins

Phlad Collins - Mafia

Vla! This potent combination of a vampire wig, candy corn teeth, and a cape turns you into a fearsome creature of the night! You are Phil's dark, demonic side (as showcased so expertly in In the Air Tonight) which is really good and cool and Phil is totally a deep artist. The other members of the band don't understand Phil, so you'll have to suck their blood to teach them a lesson. About blood.

Active Abilities
1. In the Air Tonight - 1-shot Rolestealer

Spoiler:

You may target a player once during the game. You will gain any active and passive abilities that the targeted player currently has. The player will be lose all of those abilities.

Passive Abilities
1. You have the ability to vote for lynches.
2. You are a member of the mafia team. You will win when your faction has majority or nothing can prevent that from occurring.

Quaroath - Phyleesha Collins

Phyleesha Collins - Mafia

Mmm girllllllll. This fresh weave brings you back to your feistier days back when you roamed the mean streets of Philadelphia. You might have to cut a bitch if these cracker English people try to take any more of the credit for your boy Phil's obvious artistic greatness.

This totally isn't racist I promise.

Active Abilities
1. Invisible Touch - 2-shot ninja.

Spoiler:

A ninja kill is undetectable by any means. This will replace the factional kill on the night it is used.

Passive Abilities
1. You have the ability to vote for lynches.
2. You are a member of the mafia team. You will win when your faction has majority or nothing can prevent that from occurring.

YOUR FAKECLAIMS! THESE ARE NOT YOUR ACTUAL ROLES!

LadyLambdadelta

Voyage of the Acolyte - Town

Band Member - Steve Hackett


Active Abilities
You have no active abilities

Passive Abilities
1. You have the ability to cast votes for lynches.
2. You win when all threats to the town are dead.

Kinetic

Abacab - Town

Band Member - Mike Rutherford


Active Abilities
You have no active abilities

Passive Abilities
1. You have the ability to cast votes for lynches.
2. You win when all threats to the town are dead.

Quaroath

A Curious Feeling - Town

Band Member - Tony Banks


Active Abilities
You have no active abilities

Passive Abilities
1. You have the ability to cast votes for lynches.
2. You win when all threats to the town are dead.

[Untrod Tripod]

Town Role PMs:

vezokpiraka

...and Then There Were Three… - Town

Spoiler:

Band Member - Mike Rutherford


Active Abilities
1. Many Too Many - Conditional Suicide Bomb

Spoiler:

At any point when there are 5 players remaining in the game, you may target another player. That player will be targeted with a kill and you will die. If there are any protective active or passive abilities prevent the kill, you will still die.

Passive Abilities
1. You have the ability to cast votes for lynches.
2. You win when all threats to the town are dead.

RedCoyote

Trespass - Town

Spoiler:

Band Member - Anthony Phillips


Active Abilities
1. Looking for Someone - 1-shot track

Spoiler:

Once during the game at night, you may target another player. You will be told who, if anyone, that player targeted. You will receive either "Player A visited Player B last night." or "Player A did not visit anyone last night."

Passive Abilities
1. You have the ability to cast votes for lynches.
2. You win when all threats to the town are dead.

SleepyKrew

Foxtrot - Town

Spoiler:

Band Member - Tony Banks


Active Abilities
1. Watcher of the Skies - 2-shot watch

Spoiler:

Twice during the game, at night, you may target another player. You will be told who, if anyone, visited the targeted player that night. You will receive either "Player A visited Player B last night." or "Player A did not visit anyone last night."

2. Supper’s Ready - 3-shot fruit vendor

Spoiler:

Thrice during the game, at night, you may target another player. That player will receive a PM from the mod saying "you received (a piece of fruit)." You may choose the fruit.

Passive Abilities
1. You have the ability to cast votes for lynches.
2. You win when all threats to the town are dead.

Salamence20

Duke - Town

Spoiler:

Band Member - Tony Banks


Active Abilities
You have no active abilities

Passive Abilities
1. You have the ability to cast votes for lynches.
2. You win when all threats to the town are dead.

Albert B. Rampage

The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway - Town

Spoiler:

Band Member - Peter Gabriel


Active Abilities
1. Riding the Scree - 1-shot bus driver

Spoiler:

Once during the game, at night, you may target two players. For the rest of the night, any actions that target player A will target player B and any actions that target player B will target player A.

2. Here Comes the Supernatural Anaesthetist - 2-shot doctor

Spoiler:

Twice during the game, at night, you may target another player. If your action is successful, the first killing action that targets that player will fail.

Passive Abilities
1. You have the ability to cast votes for lynches.
2. You win when all threats to the town are dead.

Jazzmyn

(Car) - Town

Spoiler:

Band Member - Peter Gabriel


Active Abilities
You have no active abilities

Passive Abilities
1. You have the ability to cast votes for lynches.
2. You win when all threats to the town are dead.

Juls

Selling England By the Pound - Town

Spoiler:

Band Member - Peter Gabriel


Active Abilities
You have no active abilities

Passive Abilities
1. You have the ability to cast votes for lynches.
2. You win when all threats to the town are dead.

Plum

Nursery Cryme - Town

Spoiler:

Band Member - Steve Hackett


Active Abilities
You have no active abilities

Passive Abilities
1. You have the ability to cast votes for lynches.
2. You win when all threats to the town are dead.

Master Zik

A Trick of the Tail - Town

Spoiler:

Band Member - Steve Hackett


Active Abilities
1. Entangled - 1-shot 3-phase asceticizer

Spoiler:

Once during the game, at any time, you may target another player. That player will be turned into an ascetic (immune to all non-killing abilities) during the current phase and the following two. For example, if you target a player during Day 1, that player will be an ascetic for Day 1, Night 1, and Day 2.

Passive Abilities
1. You have the ability to cast votes for lynches.
2. You win when all threats to the town are dead.

Vi

Mike and the Mechanics - Town

Spoiler:

Band Member - Mike Rutherford


Active Abilities
You have no active abilities

Passive Abilities
1. All I Need Is a Miracle - Non-lylo/mylo Hated

Spoiler:

Unless the game is in MYLO or LYLO, it requires one less vote than majority to lynch you.
2. You have the ability to cast votes for lynches.
3. You win when all threats to the town are dead.

[Untrod Tripod]

I'll be filling in the missing flavor tonight and tomorrow. Obviously it serves no purpose, but I really like the theme so I wanted to finish it. Hopefully it's something you all can enjoy.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

GG WP.

[RedCoyote]

I didn't follow the game much after I died. Good job, scum. gg all.

[Metal Sonic]

SINGER WAS FREAKING RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Dead, actually, is the word you are looking for.

[BBmolla]

Nacho this is the worst game you've ever played.

Gg

[Metal Sonic]

ALL YOU LLD DEFENDERS COCKBLOCKED US


Gg LLD. Nice win

[Vi]

Yeah. I screwed up the last Day by not going with what everyone was saying and voting zakk, and I screwed up in tremendous fashion by underestimating LLD. I don't think she would ever have gotten lynched.

If it were Nacho-scum instead of LLD-scum I'd say we were overmatched, but this was pretty preventable. The scum basically didn't have to do anything except sit and watch.

Oh, and.

LLD. You guilted me into staying in a game

you knew was emotionally harmful to me

. But I suppose my initial premise that you had boundaries was wrong to start with, so I got what was coming to me.

[Vi]

Nacho this is the worst game you've ever played.

Gg

Nacho did the best with what he had. We would have bagged zero scum if it weren't for him.

[Cabd]

I wish I'd had more time to devote to this game, but in the end my reads list did exactly what it needed to for my team.

Oh well.

[Vi]

SINGER WAS FREAKING RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jazzmyn

was freaking right as well. Plenty of credit.

[Metal Sonic]

MOLLA GAVE A DAYVIG TO SCUM



my first attempt at vca, was, predictably, sucky

[BBmolla]

Nacho this is the worst game you've ever played.

Gg

Nacho did the best with what he had. We would have bagged zero scum if it weren't for him.

Are you fucking kidding me

I started the cabD Wagon while People were jerking off over two other wagons

Edit: public dayvig to scum isn't as useful

[Metal Sonic]

SINGER WAS FREAKING RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jazzmyn

was freaking right as well. Plenty of credit.

YEAH, WHOM YOU LYNCHED



MY TOP TOWNREAD



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on a side note Ranmaru "cases" all on town