Scummer D&D

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change my /probably to a /maybe

[Hanasawa]

What's the difference?

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less likely to attend, but still possible

[FakeGod]

We are playing 3hrs and 24 minutes from this post

[ConManMick]

These are always scheduled when I'm working the next day or have alcoholic obligations. CONSPIRACY I SAY.

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(it's always the same days and times)

[ConManMick]

(Sssshh)

[FakeGod]

Alright it's adventure time

log on people

[caledfwitch]

new char yoyoyooooo http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=400268

[Who]

2300 gold
2 potions:
Potion of Fly
Potion of Spider Climb

7 magic rings:
Climbing
Jumping
Protection +1 x3
Protection+2
Feather Falling

Wand of enlarge person (12 charges)

3 wondrous items
Eyes of Eagle
Cloak of resistance +2
Gauntlets of Ogre Power, +2 Str

[Who]

Also previous items which were never claimed:
Scrolls nobody cares about
+1 returning dagger
Ring of feather falling

[Hanasawa]

I'm going to bid on Ring of Protection (any, preferably 2?), Eyes of Eagle and Gauntlets.

[Who]

8137 gp in the party pot

[Who]

Also, my character was a fucking idiot today. Twice. FG will tell you about once, the more dramatic one.

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Sorry I couldn't make it

I will take any items that would be good on a damage sponge, don't care too much

[Who]

In other news, Caled now has a giant eagle. Caled will ride on its back and it will either carry me in a chair or just grab me with its talons, and we will go around raining death on our enemies from the sky.

I bid on one of the rings of feather falling. Caled probably does too.

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Holy what

[Who]

A diagram:

(Made by Caled)

[FakeGod]

Summary

PCs finally venture down into the final chamber. This chamber is rumored to be where a dragon's hoard lies for taking, but it's guarded by a powerful undead. (morhg)

PCs walk in, and begin to fight skeletons. Brian Skies is on the ceiling, shooting his Eldritch Blasts, but he notices that the morhg is making a beeline for him.

PCs wrap up the skeletons, but Brian's in trouble. Caled sends her owl to heal Brian, but Milo the owl gets hit by the morhg's tongue and drops to the ground, paralyzed and dying. Teela heals the owl back up, while Who3 spams spells to DPS down the morhg. But then Brian gets critted, so Milo goes up to heal him once more. Morhg finally goes down afterawhile.

Without a moment loss, ground begins to shake. A black dragon arises from his sealing circle, and it promises swift death to the PCs. It swoops down and uses its breath weapon to melt the PCs to very low HP. Series of fantastic caster level checks later, dragon is nearly dead. Then, the dragon breathes acid once more, and this time, most of the party are down for the count. Brian Skies nails it once more to bring it down to 1 hp. And then Who decides to finish off the dragon using Orb of Acid. ACID. Black dragons are immune to acid, which means that Who just killed off Caled, Varsoon, and Hana. This was after I told them that black dragons are immune to acid.

I let him take back the move, and he switched to orb of fire to finish it off. Last room cleared, and the dragon's loot has been claimed.

I will be setting up a new campaign for next Saturday. It is desert setting.

[Who]

Alternate idea:

(Also made by Caled)

[FakeGod]

in regards to loot, all I'm gonna say is "dat magic ring generation roll"

[Who]

Also bracers of armor and amulet of mighty fists I think never got assigned

[Who]

Something I just realized:
The material cost of identify comes from drinking wine before casting. (Technically you're drinking my wine infused with a pearl but eh) Caled cast identify 11 times. Kertha got VERY drunk.

[FakeGod]

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Los_Tiburon

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oh my god that is the best