Mafiascum Tottenham Hotspur FC Supporters Club

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #0 (isolation #0) » Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:35 pm

Glory, glory Tottenham Hotspur!

This thread has revealed a number of scummers who support the Mighty Spurs. So sign up here to become a founder member of the Mafiascum Tottenham Hotspur FC Supporters Club.

MTHFCSC Members

:

Mr Stoofer (Spurs fan married to an Evertonian)
Talitha (Spurs fan married to an Evertonian)
davidangelsummers
Astronaut
Commodore Amazing
Fritzler
Totem
Mert
Sarcastro
Nemesis
Oman

'Coz we're super Tottenham!
Super Tottenham FC!
We're by far the greatest team,
The World has ever seen!

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #2 (isolation #1) » Sun Feb 05, 2006 11:36 pm

Absloutely. You don't have to have been a Spurs fan for years. You can become a fan by signing up now for the MTHFCSC!

Come on you Spurs!
Come on you Spurs!
Come on you Spurs!
Come on you Spurs!
Come on you Spurs!
Come on you Spurs!

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #9 (isolation #2) » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:19 am

Commodore Amazing wrote:Who is my favorite player?

Robbie Keane, Jermaine Defoe, or Mido.

Commodore Amazing wrote:Which fans should I try to pick a fight with?

Arse

nal. Yes, they have the "Arse" in their name [the English version of "Ass"]. We call them "the Scum", which should be easy enough to remember.

Commodore Amazing wrote:What beer do I drink?

You tell me?

Commodore Amazing wrote:Do I complain about the management or do I deify them?

Our current manager is Martin Jol. He is Dutch, which is another reason why lots of people on this site should join the MTHFCSC. At present we like him because we are doing very well in the Premiership, we are above the Scum, and he has bought some good young players. No doubt this will change soon.

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #11 (isolation #3) » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:33 am

North London (hence the rivalry). Yes. And Yes.

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #16 (isolation #4) » Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:09 pm

Paddington is close enough to Spurs. It's North of the River.

Talitha wrote:Spurs are my team

Spurs fans who are married to Evertonians have a special status in the MTHFCSC.

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #17 (isolation #5) » Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:57 pm

Fritzler wrote:Sweet. If we were at a tailgate (or whatever the british equivalent is), what alcoholic beverage would we have?

Fritz, you can drink whatever you choose.

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #20 (isolation #6) » Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:08 pm

Do I take it from Fritzler and Commodore Amazing that in the US, fans of particular teasm drink particular things? Examples?

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #29 (isolation #7) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 1:12 am

Aresenal drew at home, which is excellent news. Spurs kick-off in a few hours.

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #33 (isolation #8) » Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:48 pm

Never, in the course of a single game, has anyone said: "We need another goal, we'll never keep a clean sheet today" as often as I did yesterday.

Just think, if games were all 85 mintues long we'd be 6 points clear!

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #34 (isolation #9) » Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:12 pm

Scousers 1 Scum 0

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #35 (isolation #10) » Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:52 pm

Blackburn 1 Scum 0

Brilliant result but it means we've got to got to got to got to got to got to got to got to got to got to got to beat Blackburn on March 5th.

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #38 (isolation #11) » Sun Mar 05, 2006 9:58 pm

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #40 (isolation #12) » Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:39 am

Mr Stoofer wrote:Just think, if games were all 85 mintues long

*Sigh*

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #43 (isolation #13) » Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:41 am

Scum 1 Spurs 1.

We're in the hotseat now! 8) .

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #45 (isolation #14) » Sun May 07, 2006 11:06 pm

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #47 (isolation #15) » Mon May 08, 2006 5:21 am

The Scum poisoned the team so as to claim our rightful place in the Champions League: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4983338.stm

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #50 (isolation #16) » Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:54 pm

Mert wrote:I know this thread is old so apologies for bumping it, but DAS told me to post in it, since I'm a Spurs fan and everything...

Added.

Sarcastro wrote:Cool. Can I join? I'm actually a die-hard AC Milan fan, but the Spurs are my favourite EPL team (i.e. the only one that both doesn't suck and that I don't hate).

And you.

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #56 (isolation #17) » Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:02 am

Spurs 2 Chelski 1

An awesome game with an even more awesome result. Ledley King was an absolute hero. If only we could keep possession more!

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #58 (isolation #18) » Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:02 pm

I created a wiki page: MSTHFCSC during an idle moment while the forum was down.

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #60 (isolation #19) » Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:24 am

Mert wrote:Looks like Spurs should go through to the semis of the Carling cup

I'm tempted to remove you from the MSTHFCSC

. No Spurs fan should have such hubris. "

Looks like Spurs should...

" never happens.

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #63 (isolation #20) » Sun Dec 03, 2006 3:49 am

We lost

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #66 (isolation #21) » Sun Dec 03, 2006 10:42 pm

Fritzler is a true Spurs fan.

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #74 (isolation #22) » Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:28 pm

Do you people who support other clubs not know how to start your own threads? I can show you if you like.

I presume that fact that your are posting here instead of starting a thread about your own club is a result of insecurity/jealousy.

Oh, and if you respond to this by posting here, that just shows how right I am.

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #80 (isolation #23) » Wed Aug 22, 2007 9:29 pm

GO SPURS!

(Fritz, its "Spurs" or "the Spurs" but never "the Hotspurs").

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #84 (isolation #24) » Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:29 pm

Go Fritz! Go Spurs!

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #86 (isolation #25) » Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:31 am

Because they are by far the greatest team the World has ever seen.

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #88 (isolation #26) » Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:19 am

This is a thread for Spurs fans.

Mr Stoofer wrote:Do you people who support other clubs not know how to start your own threads? I can show you if you like.

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #91 (isolation #27) » Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:45 pm

For those who don't know: Tottenham thrashed Arsenal 5-1 last night.

The smilie doesn't exist that would express my joy...

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #93 (isolation #28) » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:31 am

This is a thread for Spurs fans.

Mr Stoofer wrote:Do you people who support other clubs not know how to start your own threads? I can show you if you like.

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #96 (isolation #29) » Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:31 am

I don't know why nobody has posted this yet: http://youtube.com/watch?v=lP0dTWRCJeQ

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #98 (isolation #30) » Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:23 am

Mr Stoofer wrote:
Mr Stoofer wrote:Just think, if games were all 85 mintues long
*Sigh*

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #101 (isolation #31) » Mon Feb 04, 2008 2:55 am

Oman wrote:Sign me up as a Spurs fan.

Done.

Shanba wrote:I have relations who are spurs fans. Does that count?

No. You have to

be

a Spurs fan. Are you?

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #104 (isolation #32) » Sun Feb 24, 2008 10:27 pm

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #106 (isolation #33) » Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:59 am

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #108 (isolation #34) » Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:57 am

Good post. My favourite bit was this:

Hahahaha people who thought Chelsea would get them a spot to chase, so much for that.

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #111 (isolation #35) » Tue Jul 29, 2008 5:54 am

~waves tearfully goodbye to Robbie~

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #113 (isolation #36) » Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:39 pm

This is a thread for Spurs fans.

I have said countless times that if you want a thread for Liverpool fans, then you can just start one.

Are you stupid, or can't you read?

(P.S. Don't answer in the thread. Just fuck off.)

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #119 (isolation #37) » Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:47 pm

@ Indigo Heron & dybeck

: This is a thread for Spurs fans.

I have said countless times that if you want a thread for your own team, then you can just start one.

Are you stupid, or can't you read?

(P.S. Don't answer in the thread. Just fuck off.)

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #139 (isolation #38) » Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:03 pm

Doing well at the moment.

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #144 (isolation #39) » Mon May 22, 2017 11:17 pm

Great season.

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #147 (isolation #40) » Thu Nov 23, 2017 4:52 am

Won our Champions League group, with a game to spare.