Dota 2 Thread: REBORN SOURCE 2 HYPETRAIN NOBRAKES

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Man, Disrupter is so fun. He's essentially just a two-button combo of eat shit and die.

Been thinking about possibly trying to get an Ethereal Blade on him to maximize damage from Static Storm.

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Why is it that Venomancer players are always the fucking worst.

One of them was just outright bad, dc'd then came back and was so bad.

Then this one I just had, oh boy he was a riot.

Alright, start of the game, I'm Spectre and we got Bot, we go near the Bounty Rune and all of a sudden BAM, 4 enemy heroes. It was only Me and Veno (although according to him Bane was nearby but that's still 3v4 at level 1, with them on the attack). I do the natural thing and run. I manage to successfully evade and Veno is the only one that dies. All good right?

NOPE. Veno decides that I'm apparently dumb for not suiciding and decides to intentionally feed because apparently not getting your ass killed is retarded nowadays. His logic? That I, Spectre, appearing alongside him

might've just maybe scared them off

. Note here that this team included Sven, Undying, and Centaur Warrunner. Yeah. He also said Bane was there so it was 3v4 but they couldn't even see Bane I believe.

"BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE" -Billy Mays

Around the time Dire started pushing our last towers (Around the 14 minute mark), he decided that his case wasn't convincing enough and decided to

lie that I was being racist at the start of the game

. I wasn't, my team mates could back me up on that but whatever, lets just go and slander my other teammate and intentionally feed because fuck I got killed early game? Better blame it on Spectre and ruin the game for everyone because I'm a little fucking bitch.

This was something we could've EASILY recovered from (I mean shit, I was Spectre) but nope, gotta ruin it for everyone.

Truly, Venomancer is a fitting title

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I have a very serious and intellectually challenging question


Why does Winter Wyvern sound like she's having an orgasm every line

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I'm a bit pissed right now.

Not because my team was full of flamers.

Not because we got stomped.

No quite the contrary, we were doing quite well. I was getting fed pretty hard (I was Terrorblade), and even though we were down a man, we were doing pretty good in team fights.

No, it's the fact that my team said nothing. They only communicated with pings, which they used sparingly. They said nothing. Furthermore, they pretty much ONLY team fought, they didn't give two fucking shits about taking towers.

We shouldn't have lost, considering the farm I was getting, but even though we were quite above them in kills, they took very few towers. I had to literally push Top all by myself hoping to dear god I wasn't going to get ganked. (I didn't, I managed to get to their final towers from Top before getting killed by Silencer and Lifestealer). So the other team won even though they shouldn't have. (Doesn't help they took two Roshans and we had no support)

Thankfully, after the past like, 3 games Terrorblade has become my new favorite hero, I especially look forward to facing an Ursa with him and drinking his tears.

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I feel like I'm legally obligated to share this beautiful insight into monkey's team enviroment:

"This is how our team enviroment is like. Bigdaddyn0tail is screaming in the mic:" BIGDADDY BIGDADDYYYYY BIG DOOOOODYYY YEEEAAAA IM" GOING INNNNN". I'm yelling "GET ON MY LEVEL HOE YEEE NEVA EVA NEVA EVA YOU CAN NEVA EVA GET ON MY LEVEL HOE" everytime I kill someone. Fly is spamming Alt Left-Click on his gold to count it every second, he's also spamming Alt Left-Click quickbuyu on Midas to remind us every second how close he is to buying Midas while me and n0tail are yelling at him stop counting your money jew and don't buy midas or we'll lose. Meanwhile cr1t's spamming "Good Game" on the chat wheel while typing "I am dead" every other second. Alas we have Miracle- aka "M-God" aka "8 0 0 0 M A T C H M A K I N G P O I N T S" playing anti-mage and I think he muted all of us.
Now you might be thinking:"How the hell does a team function like that? Let alone win?!". Well that's because this is the environment Miracle- is used to playing in his 8000 Ranked MM games. He ends up playing anti-mage or SF and carries the game 1v9. We are simply re-creating the environment in which he excels: Miracle + four 4k mmr teammates"

http://ask.fm/MoonMeanderated/answer/13 ... er_own#_=_

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6.85 rolled in, Techies got nerfed, Sand King's Caustic Whatever activates on a timer and on death instead of only on the latter.

And yeah that's all I can really think about right now lol.