mafiascum Card Deck (Taking orders again! ~5 decks left!)

[Glork]

Our decks are going to come with a complimentary copy of Half-Life 3.

[quadz08]

I figured it would be packaged with a remastered vinyl copy of Chinese Democracy

[Majiffy]

I'll settle with Fallout 4.

[talah]

So we're agreed - the decks, a copy of Fallout 4 and a PC which can run it will be shipped out as a "thanks and sorry for the delay" to everyone who ordered an MS deck.

Spoiler:

Hey as an aside Majiffy, there seems to be a lot of interest in spanking you. I wonder if we could do something along the lines of taking a plaster cast of your gluteus maximus and mass-producing spankable rubber replicas.
We could even package it as some sort of game which came with small bats and the catchphrase would be "That's-a-Paddlin!" Maybe it has some sensor built in which measures quality and intensity of spanking.

Best name I can come up with right now is "Spank-Me Jif!" even though that doesn't make sense. Game names don't have to, y'know.

So to-do list: source cast, find rubber producer, make pilot, push into cult/underground status, sell pilot, advertise heavily into mainstream, make more, profit.
You can have like a 0.5% royalty on nett profits? You'll also be liable for any losses but pffffft

[vonflare]

Hey as an aside Majiffy, there seems to be a lot of interest in spanking you. I wonder if we could do something along the lines of taking a plaster cast of your gluteus maximus and mass-producing spankable rubber replicas.
We could even package it as some sort of game which came with small bats and the catchphrase would be "That's-a-Paddlin!" Maybe it has some sensor built in which measures quality and intensity of spanking.

Best name I can come up with right now is "Spank-Me Jif!" even though that doesn't make sense. Game names don't have to, y'know.

So to-do list: source cast, find rubber producer, make pilot, push into cult/underground status, sell pilot, advertise heavily into mainstream, make more, profit.
You can have like a 0.5% royalty on nett profits? You'll also be liable for any losses but pffffft

/in

[Majiffy]

[Glork]

I'll settle with Fallout 4.

Woosh.

[Majiffy]

No, I understood the joke. But "lol lets make references to things stuck in development hell/will never come" was funny about 5 years ago.

[Majiffy]

The joke died with Duke Nukem Forever if you missed the memo.

[Ythan]

Gets cancelled because nuclear war.

[Cheery Dog]

Duke Mukem Forever is still a joke though

[talah]

Oh, OHHHH, I get it now. Sheesh, I'm an idiot.

DayZ standalone. That's never being finished. Did I win?

[Majiffy]

Ok lets get to the point.

We're gonna take the deal

[mith]

The latest from diginova:

His submission to them for production never went through, so they were waiting on each other. He has now received confirmation that they have everything, and the stock for the stickers is in the mail to them. Production should start Monday or Tuesday.

[Majiffy]

Ooh stickers, good call.

MS bumper stickers next please ty

[Ythan]

Ideally without nooses.

[quadz08]

^

[Ythan]

Stop sending us merch that's gonna get us killed we live in the south.

[Majiffy]

Lol reminds me of that top gear episode where they drove through the south with stuff painted on their cars

[Klazam]

So.. I need to change the shipping address.. I'm moving back east in a few days, who do i pm for that

[Maruchan]

i need to change shipping address as well, I'm deploying in a few weeks.

Address will still be covered by US Postal Service.

[Majiffy]

So.. I need to change the shipping address.. I'm moving back east in a few days, who do i pm for that

Mith.

[mith]

With the production to start soon, I've added an inventory tracker to the paypal button. We are ordering 100 decks. I have pre-orders for 82, plus a few more I'm purchasing as gifts (including one for Aronis as the design challenge winner). I've set the inventory at 13 decks remaining, there might be a small amount of wiggle room there but if you want a deck you should order ASAP!

I am working on my spreadsheet today with orders and I will be filling in information that has been PMed for confirmation and address changes. I will be in touch with everyone before I actually ship, but if you need to change anything please PM me.

Once we're completely through the printing process, we will be able to evaluate whether there is interest in additional deck orders. Since this is basically a print-on-demand service, we potentially have the opportunity to order 18 card sets with different card distributions (possibly fully customizable per order, but at least for a few preset options such as a small deck of expansion roles, small decks of additional cards for those wanting more of particular roles or for those not needing the full 72 card set, etc.).

[talah]

Woulda been great if you had a similar ongoing availability deal going on with your T-Shirt printers actually.

Thenk-you for the update, kinda going stir-crazy waiting for my awesome MS decks to show up so I can share my experience here with other folks :)
Every time someone asks about my tee I explain the game and the site to them.

Spoiler:

Any interest in a "Spank-Me, Nova!"' spin-off? Some people just need a good paddling.

[Elbirn]

Make that 12 left in stock ^_____^