Elect the Executioner - Too Tired For This Shit Edition

[TheBreeze]

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Contact me if you are interested in forming an alliance

[TheBreeze]

"Six chambers.

One bullet.

This is Russian Roulette, folks." announces the TheBreeze -- their host for the evening.



Fellisan, ForWhomTheJellyRolls, MarioManiac4, Cheery Dog, JDGA, and lilith2013 all stare down at the gun resting directly in front of them. They know what they must do. Failure to comply will result in the beheadings of their loved ones back at home.

One by one they reach for the gun and place it against their temple.

Fellisan

pulls the trigger..

Spoiler:

ForWhomTheJellyRolls

pulls the trigger..

Spoiler:

MarioManiac4

pulls the trigger..

Spoiler:

Cheery Dog

pulls the trigger..

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JDGA

pulls the trigger..

Spoiler:

The bullet penetrates through JDGA's skull. Her head drops down on the table with a loud thud, and after a series of convulsions, her body goes completely still.

The five survivors are released and return back home to their unscathed families.

JDGA has died.

lilith2013

pulls the trigger..

Spoiler:

[TheBreeze]

Of Dog and Men

The little evening breeze blew over the clearing and the leaves rustled and the wind waves flowed up the green pool. And the shouts of men sounded again, this time much closer than before.

TheBreeze took off his hat. He said shakily, "Take off your hat, Cheery Dog. The air feels fine."

Cheery Dog removed his hat dutifully and laid it on the ground in front of him. The shadow in the valley was bluer, and the evening came fast. On the wind the sound of crashing in the brush came to them.

Cheery Dog said, "Tell how it’s gonna be."

TheBreeze had been listening to the distant sounds. For a moment he was business-like. "Look acrost the river, Cheery Dog an’ I’ll tell you so you can almost see it."

Cheery Dog turned his head and looked off across the pool and up the darkening slopes of the Gabilans. "We gonna het a little place," TheBreeze began. He reached in his side pocket and brought out Carlson’s Luger; he snapped off the safety, and the hand and gun lay on the ground behind Cheery Dog’s back. He looked at the back of Cheery Dog’s head, at the place where the spine and skull were joined.

A man’s voice called from up the river, and another man answered.

"Go on," said Cheery Dog.

TheBreeze raised the gun and his hand shook, and he dropped his hand to the ground again.

"Go on," said Cheery Dog. "How’s it gonna be. We gonna get a little place."

"We’ll have a cow," said TheBreeze. "An’ we’ll have maybe a pig an’ chickens…an’ down the flat we’ll have a …little piece alfalfa—"

"For the rabbits," Cheery Dog shouted.



"For the rabbits," TheBreeze repeated.

"And I get to tend the rabbits."

"An’ you get to tend the rabbits"

Cheery Dog giggled with happiness. "An’ live on the fatta the lan’."

"Yes."

Cheery Dog turned his head.

"No, Cheery Dog. Look down there acrost the river, like you can almost see the place."

Cheery Dog obeyed him. TheBreeze looked down at the gun.

There were crashing footsteps in the brush now. TheBreeze turned and looked toward them.

"Go on, TheBreeze. When we gonna do it?"

"Gonna fo it soon."

"Me an’ you."

"You…and me." Ever’body gonna be nice to you. Ain’t gonna be no more trouble. Nobody gonna hurt nobody nor steal from ‘em."

Cheery Dog said, "I thought you was mad at me, TheBreeze."

"No," said TheBreeze. "No, Cheery Dog. I ain’t mad. I never been mad, an’ I ain’t now. That’s a thing I want ya to know."

The voices came closer now. TheBreeze raised the gun and listened to the voices.

Cheery Dog begged, "Le’s do it now. Le’s get that place now."

"Sure, right now. I gotta. We gotta."

And TheBreeze raised the gun and steadied it, and he brought the mussel of it close to the back of Cheery Dog’s head. The hand shook violently, but his face set and his hand steadied. He pulled the trigger. The crash of the shot rolled up the hills and rolled down again. Cheery Dog jarred, and then settled slowly forward to the sand, and he lay without quivering.

[TheBreeze]

Where did lilith2013 go during the explosion?

Spoiler:

EVERYWHERE

Alternate Ending

Where did lilith2013 go during the explosion?

Spoiler:

EVERYWHERE

Alternate Ending With a Twist

Where did lilith2013 go during the explosion?

Spoiler:

EVERYWHERE

lilith2013 woke up startled

She was having terrible nightmares about being blown to pieces in a series of unexplained explosions. After realizing it wasn't real, she calmly went back to sleep.

Meanwhile, in a meat packaging factory nearby...

Felissan tripped and fell into a meat grinder.
Felissan has died.

[TheBreeze]

So, uh, which one is canon? The one where I die is just an alternate ending, right?

Nope, it means you died. x___x

[TheBreeze]

No man is an island,
Entire of itself.
Each is a piece of the continent,
A part of the main.
If a clod be washed away by the sea,
Europe is the less.
As well as if a promontory were.
As well as if a manor of thine own
Or of thine friend's were.
Each man's death diminishes me,
For I am involved in mankind.
Therefore, send not to know
For whom the bell tolls,
It tolls for thee.

Spoiler:

lilith2013

[TheBreeze]

3 to Breeze

[TheBreeze]

48 hours.

The next round is the Final 2. Procedures are in the first post but I'll briefly explain them when Breeze cuts someone off (or he times out) and I'm able to respond.

Oh crap I thought I had 48 hours from this post

[TheBreeze]

RIP me

[TheBreeze]

My Game / Plans

Accepted any alliance requests sent to me (Only Mario sent me one )

F7-F5: Kill off anyone who didn't vote for me

F4: Mario wanted me to kill Jelly off first so it crossed my mind that he had some sort of deal with Lil. I decided to execute her just to be safe.
I then used that ammunition against him and forwarded Mario's messages about killing Jelly TO Jelly. A pact was then made between Jelly and I to go to the end together.

F3: I was going to #Blindside Mario

F2: gg

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Here's my thing regarding this final vote though.

Every single one of you (Well except for Cheery <3) approached this game through strategic means, whether it was casual or not. JDGA, you suggested that you and Lil should stick together because #GirlPower. That is strategy. Everybody else kept voting for me because there was a pattern of me killing off the person who didn't vote for me. That is strategy on your part.

This game revolved around strategy and therefore we should cast our votes in favor of the person left standing who had the most effective strategic approach to get themselves to the end. And that my friends would be MarioManiac:

3 to breeze

I suggest we just let breeze do everything because lol

^He was the man behind the curtain -- I wouldn't have been able to make all those kills if he hadn't promoted for it to happen. The guy did what he could to keep me in line with his plans and he did a great job at it. I honestly believe his dedication to this game should be rewarded, he did put a lot into it.

I am casting my vote for VOTE: ForWhomTheJellyRolls to lose.

[TheBreeze]

Awww

Is it to late to switch my vote for some free pizza? X)

[TheBreeze]

Thanks pal