Blitz 9: KATSUKI'S MADNESS PREQUEL-DICE OF FATE-GAME OVER

[Syryana]

still convinced thjis game is a scam and not real

Confirm that this is a fucking bastard game and I hate everything.

/confirming both this and this.

[Syryana]

I love cupcakes and duckcakes!

OHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I'M BACK BITCHES

I KNOW YOU MISSED ME

BASK IN MY GLORY AND THE WONDERFUL AMAZING LEVEL OF GIFFERY I PROVIDE



VOTE:

You know, I actually don't feel like RVSing. Fuck it.

NACHONACHONACHONACHONACHONACHONACHONACHONACHONACHO
YOUR DUCK CAKE IS A FUCKING LIE AND YOU BETTER NOT LIE TO ME AGAIN OR IMA DAYVIG YOU

Also, I seem to remember someone fucking dissing my hat. You're scum as fuck if you diss my hat. DIE
VOTE: whoever dissed my hat and on reflection happens to be texcat

[Syryana]

God the pedits.

Somebody save me if I missed something other than LLD-miller thing.

[Syryana]

Good, didn't miss anything.

[Syryana]

Mollie, I said save me, not vote me. Christ.

[Syryana]

In other news, I don't have any news. Well, except this.

VOTE: Ythan

[Syryana]

In other news, I don't have any news. Well, except this.

VOTE: Ythan

YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW FAM

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Having actually played with this dood as of like 2 weeks agoish I'm not interested in spiffeh rn.

[Syryana]

I always follow the daycop

This.
VOTE: Starbuck

[Syryana]

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Why do you have to be lovered with scum mollie

Town: LLD, mollie, Iec
Townish: tex, Nacho (you better interact with me more you asshat), DGB, kanye, Matt
Null: Spiffeh (I don't know why but I'm not getting the super town feels from you I did in the other game)
Scummish: Ythan, dave
Scumfuck: Starbuck

If you have questions, comments, concerns, or pink singing sheep, leave a message. I may or may not be arsed to answer you. Well, I'll definitely answer you if you have sheep.

[Syryana]

Why do you think Starbuck is scum?

Sorry that's me.

I gathered.

202 and 203 ping the shit out of me scumdar. Ah fuck it, more detail cuz this actually annoys me.

I'll give my two cents on Spiffeh. The straight out the gate thing that I'm automatically scum based on my RVS vote is bogus, as is DGB's. I figured it was a joke, but I replied to both anyways. It's pretty weird that Ythan had to hop in there and say "why would you acknowledge a joke?" when that's followed up by Spiffeh saying that he already thinks that I'm scummy after two posts in the game. I've ended up in a lot of games with Spiffeh since I came back. A few that have ended and a few ongoing still, but I don't think he's known me long enough to get a read off of two posts with one containing an RVS vote. So why am I scum already?

Then as soon as I finish writing the above, I, then, find this....

This whole paragraph just screams annoyed caughtscum to me. I think it's pretty obvious your initial vote was a reaction test, which she failed miserably. Particularly in lieu of the fact that she supposedly up to this point didn't read your followup. It's RVS ffs.

As I said when I saw that post, I went to bed early. Way to completely misrepresent, Spiffeh. I'm not quite sure if this is scum-Spiffeh or town-tunneling Spiffeh yet. I want to lean to the town-tunnel, but this is ridiculous.

From her point of view you've misrepped her, called her scum, and don't know her well enough to know her alignment anyways. This is a really soft response given the previous factors and the last sentence screams appeasement to me.

DGB's continued sheeping of Spiffeh is suspect, as are Syryana and Ythan's jumps. What in the actual fuck? Is that L-1?

DGB is being a troll. Which is just about as obvious as Spiffeh's initial vote being a reaction test. The point about me and Ythan is at least valid. But the outrage here feels manufactured as it doesn't match up at all with the tone of the rest of the post.

And now I'm stuck because I don't know what's scummier...

-Iec placing a vote after just not reading at all and seeing that it was just a stupid RVS vote
-Spiffeh seemingly to start an opportunistic case and bus on me
-All the sheepers who have said not one word about me and tossed naked votes


Those are all scummy actions in retrospect.

1. Iec RVS voting her is not scummy
2. Where do I even start
3. While closer to valid than the previous two points there's no followup. Seems more like flinging distractions in the hope her wagon goes away to me especially in light of points 1 and 2.

[Syryana]

I bet I can stretch Starbuck's post to be town-minded in its entirely, just like Syryana stretched every aspect of it to be scummy.

Like, that was not a fair assessment of Starbuck's post at all.

Okay. So what is a fair assessment then?

No post is ever scummy enough to do that.

We'll agree to disagree.

[Syryana]

Fair enough.

Also, gesundheit.

[Syryana]

gern geschehen

[Syryana]

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Because I still think she's scum and have reasons to not care you're her lover.

[Syryana]

It's actually better than you think mollie. <3

[Syryana]

There's a reason she calls me syrlacious Matt <3

[Syryana]

I wasn't aware that I was ignoring Spiffeh.

In fact I'm fairly sure he was the one that instigated my response re: Starbuck?

[Syryana]

Anybody around wanna talk to me before hammers n shit go off?

[Syryana]

Pretty sure DGB did? Whatever, be around if anyone wants to chat.

[Syryana]

What? Mollie and Starbuck are lovers, not me.

[Syryana]

I will get back directly to you on that after I eat, Matt.

[Syryana]

Taco Bell.

Also, short version, Spiffeh is town, Nacho isn't, Starbuck still isn't.

[Syryana]

Remaining scum if there are three is in {texcat, dave}

[Syryana]

Nacho isn't

This part pains the shit out of me tbh. He's called me a bad lynch but hasn't followed up on it at all. Sure he's trolling, but by now he'd have tried to interact with me somehow. He hasn't.

[Syryana]

Because I think your play so far has spoken for itself.

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Cuz I don't wanna.

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Cuz I don't wanna. Yet.

Also because I think Starbuck is scum.

A wagon on me is a no-go, my friend. Are you that open to killing mollie, too? I feel like you haven't read the game and again, are solely focused on tunneling me as I pointed out earlier.

Actually, if we want you lynched I'm gonna save mollie. So bollocks to that.

All righty!

VOTE: DGB

Talk to me about DGB matt

Also like my syryana push was half-baked and was largely based on getting pressure there.

I was fully baked if that makes you feel better

MattP
Ythan
pirate mollie
Spiffeh
kanyeknowsbest

Lady Lambdadelta

texcat

Starbuck

Syryana
davesaz
Nachomamma8

Iecerint
DrippingGoofball

Talk to me about Iec too

matt whys iece scum 2 u

This is a good reason why I'm townreading Kanye

[Syryana]

Fuck pedits, brb

[Syryana]

Initially I thought Nacho was town but that feeling dropped way off. I'm willing to vote it, though this might change after a concentrated re-read.

You wanna like talk about what you're thinking broseph? Rather than this ^ Why did you get a Nacho townread? Why's it gone? etc.

[Syryana]

Oh, the disengaged bit. Sorry, must've skimmed it.

[Syryana]

Last time I saw DGB town was in 2013 and she certainly was way more engaged than this. I unfortunately have no DGB scum metric other than blitz 2 which I don't think is indicative of her scumgame because ABR fucked the hell out of that slot before she replaced in.

matt whys iece scum 2 u

This is a good reason why I'm townreading Kanye

And this is a good reason why I'm not townreading you

[Syryana]

Because it means he's on the same page as me, as he thinks Iece being so far down in your scumlist is curious too.

[Syryana]

VOTE: DGB

[Syryana]

VOTE: DGB

how come

Initially I liked her trolling but she's still not interacted directly with anyone beyond "Should I overhammer?".

[Syryana]

Still happy with my DGB vote.

Iece, dahling, I love you dearly but your vote on Matt is bad. Please go somewhere productive. Like DGB! TIA!

[Syryana]

Syryana what makes DGB a better vote than Starbuck?

They're both scum. I don't much care which one we nuke today.

Though, this could get interesting pending what DGB does next...

[Syryana]

And no, we don't have lovers and a vengeful in a 13p imo

You sound like frustrated scum.

[Syryana]

hic
cup

Look at your inbox pls, TIA

[Syryana]

We have twilight, not much point.

[Syryana]

Perhaps she's distracting until the thread locks.

Look I am town, you think I need to dick around for the next 5 minutes or something?

Now I have to decide who to kill.

None of you helped me one bit

I would shoot dave, but you apparently think I'm scum so?

[Syryana]

We have twilight, not much point.

Look who's suspiciously aware of the rules.

Damn, you got me.

[Syryana]

Perhaps she's distracting until the thread locks.

Look I am town, you think I need to dick around for the next 5 minutes or something?

Now I have to decide who to kill.

None of you helped me one bit

I would shoot dave, but you apparently think I'm scum so?

you got a shot on anyone in the game and you choose david?

Yep. The Mollie/Starbuck thing will sort itself one way or another. I'm not as interested in shooting Nacho as I was earlier today. Iece is town. Dave seems like a good bet for scum.

[Syryana]

Seriously kill Syryana if you're town.

You're very, very wrong.

[Syryana]

Only because you have no idea how to read them.

[Syryana]

I'm listening, DGB.

[Syryana]

It's not arrogant. And you've just proved my point.

[Syryana]

{Spiff, dave, Star}

I will be astonished if this game is still going after the above 3 get dead.

VOTE: Spiffeh

[Syryana]

you are town, right~?

Depends on who you ask, dearie~

[Syryana]

I'd love to see how this guy answers that question face to face. I think his reaction might be too delicious to bear!

Go to chicagomeet and you'll find out :3

[Syryana]

I'll bring the ball gag and leather chaps!

[Syryana]

No, you're boring.

[Syryana]

Syryana always rubs me the wrong way...

[Syryana]

I'm actually kind of glad she didn't kill Nacho.

I get to see how he reacts to me coming out to play~. I know he thinks positively of Alexis, but I mean~

watching you get to play is like being super duper trashed at your boss's wedding reception while a friend is dancing on a table and pouring jello all over themselves

i know i shouldn't join you but it looks really,

really

fun and at least i wouldn't be alone when all the walls come crashing down, you know?

I can't vote this. I just can't.

Mollie, let's do the Starbuck thing.
VOTE: Starbuck

[Syryana]

I promise you it won't.

[Syryana]

wat

[Syryana]

To be clearer, why is matt scum

[Syryana]

inconsistent narrative re dgb

Show me.

halfhearted iecerint scumspicion

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't he and iece get into it for an inordinate number of pages before matt let it go?

[Syryana]

theres some inbetween to try and sell it but townmatts not a dumb boy whos gonna spend the entire night not thinking about shit. he would have come to this conclusion (the correct conclusion) much quicker, and didnt need to wait and see where the waters on a dgb lynch would lie.

That's actually a fair point.

[Syryana]

*checks thread*
*sees Starbuck alive*
*leaves thread*

(though fwiw I got over my matt paranoia so there's that)

[Syryana]

These are the three weakest links

Katsuki didn't actually tell you what you got yesterDay did he?

[Syryana]

Hey mod, can we get a VC pls

[Syryana]

Hey mod, can we get a VC pls

If you did something last night to me I didnt receive notification no

pedit: hai mod you're missing one vote on starbuck <3

I didn't do something to you, I gave something to you. Evidently you're not alerted when I do.

Pedit: Thanks cakeducks!

[Syryana]

I gave you the clap. You will die at the end of the phase.

[Syryana]

jk

[Syryana]

Ythan, do something productive and help me bus Starbuck ffs

[Syryana]

I doubt you could even crush an ant dear boy

[Syryana]

My tophat is off to your superior experience in the matter, Matt

[Syryana]

I actually don't kill ants anymore but I will crush you as one crushes an ant.

[Syryana]

My role is both town and provable. And the reason I've been an utter scumfuck all game.

Lynch Starbuck and all will become clear. I'll even fullclaim tomorrow.

[Syryana]

That's not what I do, matt.

[Syryana]

No, it's provable TODAY because mollie will not die when her lover does.

[Syryana]

that was RVS

ftfy

[Syryana]

That's not what I do, matt.

But you gave me something last night and can prevent mollie from dying?

I gave you something. I never said it was last night. Today it's going to mollie.

[Syryana]

Yep. Thought she was for real going to venge you.

[Syryana]

I confirmed it with the mod yesterDay.

[Syryana]

I'm not trying to use her as a shield. Don't put words in my mouth. I think it would be really shitty of you guys, for those who are town with me, to put us in danger of losing two townies. I think you just came up with a terrible fucking excuse to lynch me, and I don't believe for a second that Syryana can save mollie.

And if so, that would defeat the purpose of lovers.

^ scumpost.

[Syryana]

I don't really get why you're fighting this so hard, Starbuck. From your viewpoint, I am lying scum trying to trade myself for you and mollie, yes? Last I looked, 2 town for one scum is a great trade on town's part. What's the issue?

[Syryana]

....

Because 2 town for 1 scum is still a great trade even if I'm a lying bastard?

[Syryana]

Do explain.

[Syryana]

mollie

no

[Syryana]

Because she's being a troll again DGB

[Syryana]

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Yes!

Starbuck's wagon is disgusting and the way it grew was bad in a very very trolly way

No.

[Syryana]

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Yes!

Starbuck's wagon is disgusting and the way it grew was bad in a very very trolly way

No.

So you'll bet your life against Starbuck's then?

If she flips town, I can lynch you tomorrow?

You're ok with that?

Yes.

[Syryana]

I'm that confident in Starbuck scum, Iec.

[Syryana]

I do not know you so maybe this is part of your modus operandi in general for all I know or whatever.

As to this, Nacho posted a pretty spot on analysis of how I play in one of his posts.

[Syryana]

See, I never feel that confident as town, so that makes me pretty nervous!

I basically only do what you are doing when I am SCUM providing ORDER to the FRIGHTENED MASSES.

Not saying this is externally valid to you but that is just what I am comparing it to in my head.

Difference in playstyle I guess. I'm way more nervous as scum. For your reference, 511

[Syryana]

So why should I resign myself to this lynch when my top scum read is saying that he'll save my lover?

no one said you should resign yourself to a lynch
but when your top scum read claims confirmable information, it's usually polite to at least consider the possibility he is telling the truth/determine what he has to gain from lying

I tried and failed this already Nacho, don't bother

[Syryana]

You're really not one to talk about trashposting, Ythan

[Syryana]

[Syryana]

Syryry do you think Spiffeh is town.

My Spiffeh townread has waned significantly. I will tell you more tomorrow.

[Syryana]

I think this is a first!

[Syryana]

You try pushing people while being cute and fluffy at the same time.

Vote: Davesaz

Nacho, I'm with you in spirit on this but we don't have time for this shit toDay and I already protected mollie.

[Syryana]

VOTE: dave

[Syryana]

I think it was more like as soon as dave opened his mouth and scum started pouring out matt

[Syryana]

syrlacious why the move off of star.

I love cakes and ducks

VOTE: Starbuck

I moved off Star because I thought Dave was a scumfuck too and it didn't look like Starbuck was gonna happen in the time I had left after Nacho pussied out.

Should've stuck to my guns.

[Syryana]

Mod note notwithstanding, I don't find the lack of kills surprising.

[Syryana]

[Syryana]

Nacho, your last few posts made me think of a ridiculously massive sandwich, they were so meaty.

Who else are you thinking about lynching today? I'm sort of concerned by how the game is going because no kills because there are more anti-town roles than I'd expect in a normal game, and don't really think strongarming old suspicions is such a great idea unless we are actually putting effort into reanalyzing them.

I dunno, man. I probably need to reevaluate at least a bit because I've actually gotten to that point where I'm seeing scum spewing out of pretty much every Starbuck post. This usually means I've gone off the deep end and need rescue

or she's actually scum and you should bite me

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I wouldn't lynch you. I wouldn't lynch mollie, or Matt. For the sake of discussion let's take Starbuck off the table. That leaves:
DrippingGoofball
kanyeknowsbest
Lady Lambdadelta
Spiffeh
Ythan

Of the above, I'd probably go Spiffeh or Ythan. Some not-so-deep dark part of me wants to lynch DGB but I still have these lingering town-feels coming from her reaction to being wagoned at the end of D1 and her target for her ability. Whether she's able to fake that sort of thing is something we can talk about. LLD's play just makes my head spin. The causing chaos bit seemed reasonably town, as did the miller claim (this is bad I know but I have a soft spot for people that aren't retarded about playing a miller), but I can't actually recall her doing anything outside of that which is concerning. Part of me says "she wouldn't play this way as scum" and another part says "she would play this way as scum because this playerlist knows her pretty well". I hate being so goddamn waffly, but there it is.

Kanye I can't read and have never been able to read for shit. If you put a cleaver next to my dick and threatened to make a cockmeat sandwich I'd call him town.

Spiffeh and Ythan. Let's start with Spiffeh. I originally rather liked him for how he was strangling the shit out of Starbuck but on reread he's shallow as fuck. Not only that but a lot of the things he says seems to have no other motivation other than to cast suspicion: 388 and 893 for example. I played with ol' Spiff in Blitz 2 a couple weeks ago and his questions had depth and his analysis was pretty evident. None of that here.

Shit, I'm pretty sure I just talked myself into VOTE: Spiffeh

And then there's Ythan. This dood has done dick-all this entire game except tunnel-fuck the shit out of me. Nuff said.

And yes, the major reason why my Starbuck townread started falling apart was because of emotionalism.

Her near death play if scum was AtE+++ and I don't really think it's the type of play most scum players can emulate when they are going down, and I certainly don't remember Starbuck as the type of player who has oodles of fight when she's going down, and a cursory reading of a month old scumgame shows my memory doesn't really fail me. I don't see Starbuck as scum going "good game if you're scum, lover" and "spiffeh, I think you're town, but when I flip town, I think that you're going to look absolutely terrible but I hope that doesn't happen" unless she's learned some shiny new tricks since her last scum game; rereading her shows her accusing people of pushing her because she's gone, AtE, AtE, AtE, and pushing all of this when she's going through long shifts and pet deaths just seems kind of ridiculous and not exactly a time for a breakout scumgame.

I need to actually go skim the game you linked but this seems like a pretty reasonable explanation for Starbuck-town.

Pedit: Lel, first thing you've said all game I agree with

[Syryana]

I am fine with Nacho/kanye/mollie/matt bloc

FTFY

I'll sheep your read on kanye

Pedit x2 : Girls, you're both pretty, now vote Spiffeh TIA

[Syryana]

Spiffeh or Ythan are all I'm interested in toDay.

[Syryana]

Ducks n shit.

VOTE: Spiffeh

[Syryana]

Hi, Christmas, bye

VOTE: Ythan

[Syryana]

YOLO.

VOTE: Spiffeh

[Syryana]

I'm sad about many things.

Spiffeh being scum isn't one of them.

[Syryana]

You sheeping him should be one of them.

I don't generally regret sheeping in RVS.

[Syryana]

I wanted to give you weed just to say I gave you weed, kanye

[Syryana]

Ya'll must have hated my role, did you try to shoot me N2?