Blitz 17: Netherspite's Blitz SORM II [Game over]

[Aristophanes]

Presumably.
Hello again AI.
I'm not incredibly excited about my role.

Errant claims neutral.

I like this!

Lynchless D1 is weird...
Curious as to what the Ika hydra says regarding claiming in this instance, as I know he has extensive knowledge of these game types.

Ninja'd
Ranger, how does your readslist work?
Town to scum or vice versa?

[Aristophanes]

Hey!
I haven't forgotten about this game, timing has just been bullocks.

I will read up and respond. May take a few hours though.

[Aristophanes]

Start with claiming your category, at least, then you can read up.

Town Power

Hey!
I haven't forgotten about this game, timing has just been bullocks.

I will read up and respond. May take a few hours though.

Don't bother.

...Why not?

[Aristophanes]

Town Power

From your role.
Do you have any idea how or why FA died?

To avoid leaving anything to chance if your role targeted FA in anyway you had better say so.

I neither know why they died, nor targeted them at any point.

[Aristophanes]

Wait, so we have a confirmed Cult Leader but didn't lynch them??
Imma have to read on and see why, because this seems suicidal.

Hoooold up. Did anyone else notice we have too many neutral claims??
Someone among them is scum.
It has to be either Aronis or Yakko, based on distribution.

Okay, I've finally read to the end of D2.
Moodkill sucks. I guess we had no choice but to let 3Dice live. This means cult are afoot now too though, and I hate cult.

So, do we go for a 50/50 scum kill or start thinning the cult?

[Aristophanes]

lol, keep reading.

Oh god, this is ominous.

I have about another hour to get through this. Hopefully that's enough time.

[Aristophanes]

This shit is cray.

So, Random is either Killing Neutral or is Scum.
3Dice is cult
Aronis or Yakko are scum.

It's like shooting fish in a barrel!

VOTE: 3Dice
Stop Cult while we still can! We can deal with the other conf-scum by Night Actions and Lynches.

Oh, AI, you tried to shoot me?

I can assure you I have no form of night immunity. My guess is that Errant protected me?
(Unless someone targeted him specifically, this seems most logical.)

Yes, and one of those deaths was caused by me, by being redirected. Aristophanes is probably the Mafia Coward. Hiding in other people's houses.

Climbin' in your windows,
Snatchin' your people up! Lol

Axle, why are we doubting the alignment of the Bus Driver?
RK has to be town by the same logic that makes either Yakko or Aronis scum. There simply aren't enough Neutral slots to accommodate all of them!

Oh god, Yakko fakeclaimed too, but within the same category.
This keeps the numbers the same at least, but holy shit. I don't even.
Unless they are MM, but then does that mean someone was culted

AND

that both Aronis and Yakko are Neutral?
My God...

I am at page 44 and have officially run out of time. As in, I should have left my house already.
I will finish this in a few hours when I get back home. Sorry guys.

[Aristophanes]

Let's see if AI comes and votes before persivul, random or else come to grab some towncred while hammering their buddy

Like imma let that happen.

#YOLOSwaggins!

VOTE: Ari

Cult is gonna fuck you up if you let it.
You have been warned mothafukas!

This game was fun to read, regardless of role.
I also fail to see how my posts have been scummy.

But fuck it! I was useless in life, may as well be in death too!

{I'm also a little salty that I bothered to read 45ish pages just for this. C'est la vie though!}

[Aristophanes]

You have my Scum PT Release Forms signed.
Awaiting the other two I assume.

All I said in it was how badly I'd done anyway.

GG Town!
I honestly didn't think you were going to pull through until Cult got shafted at every turn. Lol
And GG 3Dice! I don't know how you survived so long, but you did!

[Aristophanes]

So, is this memorable event award worthy or nah?

Your horrible luck? Very possibly!

[Aristophanes]

Aristophanes was absolutely useless on the other hand. 

Harsh!
I missed some integral deadlines, yes. But Geez