Borderlands Mafia [FULL]

[I_Am_Not_Varsoon]

/in

I am excited to shoot dumb revolver sniper rifles at everyone.

[I_Am_Not_Varsoon]

Varsoon, we have been head-mates for a long time now. I think we both know which one of us is the superior mafia player:
Me; Not Varsoon is mafia champ and Varsoon is mafia chump.

[I_Am_Not_Varsoon]

This game is going to be a real Varsoon festival at this rate.

@Dwlee: You know that you won't be able to pull that "I am an innocent 9 year old boy" shit on me. That said, looking forward to playing with you again.

[I_Am_Not_Varsoon]

This game is going to be a real Varsoon festival at this rate.

@Dwlee: You know that you won't be able to pull that "I am an innocent 9 year old boy" shit on me. That said, looking forward to playing with you again.

FIRST OF ALL. I never pulled that card, people pulled it themselves. Also, I'm 14.

I never demanded special treatment for being 14 though, people were just like "Oh a 14 year-old boy would never crumb like that if they were scum!" xD

"Hey eweybody, I'm Dw-wee and I'm eweven yeaws owd." -Dwlee, Justified Mafia Season 2, Post 420

[I_Am_Not_Varsoon]

Varsoon, I didnt even make post 420. Y u always lyin

I am not Varsoon, man. I told you, homie.

Potentially, as anyone who is not I_Am_Not_Varsoon could be me.

That is a disquieting thought.

[I_Am_Not_Varsoon]

I am just going to call the Varsoons "coloured folks"

Woah, dude