Win, lose or Banana: Match 6 (Sign up at any time)

[Axxle]

*grabs popcorn*

Also /in

[Shadoweh]

Hey Krypto buddy, I got something good for ya, broke off some of my leg for this but totes worth it

Spoiler: Treats for the Winner

Honestly I would eat these for real, why would you just label them as dog treats geez!

[TheBreeze]

THAT LOOKS, SMELLS, AND TASTES

...mmm it tastes so good...

LIKE A BRIBE TO ME

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[TheBreeze]

Me irl ^

So far Poisabi Nation is in the lead here, despite being Canadian, for actually showing up to this thread in a timely fashion. Smh Xofy

[Shadoweh]

This could literally be you right now:

[D3f3nd3r]

/in again

[xofelf]

I'm sorry. Bananas don't know how to be punctual. Not around puppies anyways.

[TheBreeze]

Orlly? This banana begs to differ, he was right on time for puppy nap time.

[Shadoweh]

Literal picture of me and Breeze right there. You can see my peel lovingly stroking his fur.

[xofelf]

..when you phrase it like that.. you make it all sorts of weird..

But no really, I'm a banana.

I have my cartoon debut right here:

[Shadoweh]

You are like, So behind the times darling, I was using that to prove my bananahood when you were strumping around like a harlot in orange. Someone needs to call it in, you couldn't be a banana if you were made of starch!

[xofelf]

Wow, I can't believe you brought up my Orange Creamicle days. IT WAS JUST A JOB. I WAS INTERNALLY ALWAYS A BANANA I SWEAR!!! At least orange and banana GO good together. Who the fuck eats banana and wasabi? NO ONE BECAUSE YOU ARENT A BANANA.

...uh... I was searching through family videos and uh.. i sure found something.. my cousin is weird with bananas...

[Shadoweh]

They say you are what you eat, so considering I devoured Banana, that makes me the Bananaest. You weren't even there when he went down!

I don't know what the fuck that is but allow me to retort:

[xofelf]

I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU WOULD BRING UP THE DEMISE OF MY FELLOW BANANA LIKE THAT. HAVE YOU NO SOUL? NO TRUE BANANA WOULD EVER CONDONE THE MURDER OF ANOTHER BANANA SO RUTHLESSLY. YOU ARE A FRAUD MADAM. A FRAUD I SAY!

[Shadoweh]

I thought we established that I'm a robot with no soul or emotions? BEEP BOOP BANANAMON ATTACK!
There can be only one! Win, Lose or Vote the Banana!

Spoiler: Banananananananananana

[xofelf]

I was a very tired banana today. Had lots of dreams. It was great.

[Shadoweh]

While you were lazing away, I was looking for good quality romance.
And I found this instead.

[xofelf]

Wow.. How could you? Don't you know my mother was a fruit?

[Axxle]

/out

I can't follow this!

[xofelf]

Aww, yes you can <3 You just gotta believe in yourself! Like my banana momma always said, "You gotta look at the ripe side of life. If nothing else, you can always be a part of banana bread"

[Shadoweh]

I'd talk about my Banana Daddy but Rory said I'm not allowed to call him that in public. Even though we used to sing together! Me and my family.

[Kcdaspot]

i think breeze dosent know that hes the winner

[Axxle]

I'd like to think we're all winners after that exchange.

[xofelf]

As a banana, my only hope is to entertain and bring joy into the hearts of all. It's why we are yellow.

[Kcdaspot]