DoND: Spank The Banker! (G2: Aronis, where are you?)

The Banker · Post Post #25 (isolation #0) » Fri Mar 04, 2016 7:39 am

Ring, ring!

Ring, ring!

Ring, ring!

StrangerCoug, what an interesting guess.

You'll be happy (or sad, I suppose) to find out that the offer is...

Spoiler: Dun, Dun, Dun

StrangerCoug, Deal, or No Deal?

The Banker · Post Post #28 (isolation #1) » Sun Mar 06, 2016 3:03 am

Ring, ring!

Ring, ring!

Ring, ring!

StrangerCoug, it's clear that you had a good round.

However, this is not just a numbers game. This is a game of respect, and of power.

I am not a cow, to be "milked for all I am worth".

With that in mind, here is your offer.

Spoiler: Your offer is...

StrangerCoug, Deal or No Deal?

The Banker · Post Post #31 (isolation #2) » Mon Mar 07, 2016 1:17 am

Ring, ring!

Ring, ring!

Ring, ring!

StrangerCoug, there are six blues left on the board, but only five reds.

With that in mind, I advise you to strongly consider this offer.

Spoiler: Your offer is...

The Banker · Post Post #38 (isolation #3) » Wed Mar 09, 2016 4:06 am

Ring, ring!

Ring, ring!

Ring, ring!

I'll dispense with the drama. The bank's offer would have been...

Spoiler: What could have been, but is not...

The Banker · Post Post #53 (isolation #4) » Tue Mar 22, 2016 5:17 am

Ring, ring!

Ring, ring!

Ring, ring!

You vastly overestimate my generosity.

Spoiler: A super nice offer of love and compassion