Ring, ring!
Ring, ring!
Ring, ring!
Ring, ring!
Ring, ring!
StrangerCoug, you have an equal number of blues and reds.
You know what that means. There's a 25% chance you leave with just pennies in your pocket, and a 50% chance you go home without enough to make next month's rent payment.
With that in mind, I'm offering you a guarantee, and more generosity than you probably deserve.
Spoiler: Your offer is...