DoND: Spank The Banker! (G2: Aronis, where are you?)

[Tatsuya Kaname]

Deal or No Deal is back, bigger and better than ever! With the latest rules and... a REAL forum banker!

RULES

All copied from the official UK website.

1. Setup

The show starts with 23 identical sealed boxes.
There are 22 boxes on the wings each containing an amount of money between $0.01 and $250K.

-OFFER:-	$-------
$0.01	$1,000
$0.10	$3,000
$0.50	$5,000
$1	$10,000
$5	$15,000
$10	$20,000
$50	$35,000
$100	$50,000
$250	$75,000
$500	$100,000
$750	$250,000

At the start of the game the player pre-selects a numbered box.
The player’s aim is to sell that box back to The Banker for the most amount of money possible.
The independent adjudicator (aka. RANDOM.ORG) loads and seals all the boxes. No one but the independent adjudicator and me knows what is in the boxes.

2. First Round / The Offer Button

In the first round the player must choose five boxes before the first offer from The Banker.
The Banker places his opening offer into the capsule, which gets sent to me in the loot shoot. If the player successfully predicts the opening offer (within 10%) they gain a one-time use of the Offer Button, which can be pressed at any time during the game. When pushed, The Banker must immediately call to make an offer.

3. Deal or No Deal?

I ask, “Deal or No Deal?” The player must answer, “Deal” to accept the offer or “No Deal” to decline the offer and carry on.
Three boxes are opened in the second, third, fourth and fifth rounds, followed by the question from me.
If you decide to “No Deal” you will continue in this fashion until only two boxes remain.
If you accept an offer by saying “Deal”, the game is still played out in exactly the same way, in order for the player to see what they could have won if they’d carried on.

4. Final Offer

When the last two boxes remain, The Banker will give his final offer. If you say “No Deal” you will then go through to the final box opening in live play.
The Banker may offer you to swap your box with the other remaining box. You may decline or accept the swap.
You will then win whatever is in the box on the table and this will be opened to reveal what you have won.

5. BOX 23

You can use your winnings to buy Box 23, which will contain one of these options: ‘+$10,000’, ‘Double’, ‘Money Back’, ‘Half’ and the dreaded ‘Nothing’.
If you choose not to buy Box 23 your winnings stay the same.

THE BANKER

In this edition, a 'banker' is a mafiascum account. Yeah, it can be called a 'hydra' account because only I and the 'bankers', which are someone(s) around here in mafiascum, have access. However, all posts made by 'The Banker' are not made by me, unless you see a 'Tat-Kun' in the post. That means it's a real Banker VS Player game.

The Banker is a team of 3 players, or 2 if one of them is a player of the game. The Banker team lasts for 3 games and then we'll find a new team.

Current team:
StrangerCoug
JDGA
PrivateI

PLAYER'S QUEUE

1. Aronis
2. JDGA
3. TheBreeze
4. Jackal711
5.
+

LEADERBOARD

PLAYER'S

1. StrangerCoug / 1 visit / $28,000

BANKER'S

(Calculated by Final winnings (After Box 23) minus player's box value, so negative score is valid. If the player declines all offer in that game, the Banker's score is $0. All players in Banker team during a game take the same score.)
1. JDGA / 1 game / -$27,999.50
1. PrivateI / 1 game / -$27,999.50

All site rules apply, please contact me, OR THE BANKER, for more details or if you have suggestions.

[Tatsuya Kaname]

With that, I need at least one banker and one player, sign up now!

[Tatsuya Kaname]

Looks like we have too much bankers. So, I'll accept only those 3 people who have already PM'd me.

Which are:

StrangerCoug
ika and
PrivateI

All of those who want to be a banker, wait for 3 games and check back for new announcement. Right now, you can join the player queue!

[Tatsuya Kaname]

Game starts after The Banker account has been created!

[Tatsuya Kaname]

Looks like we have too much bankers. So, I'll accept only those 3 people who have already PM'd me.

Which are:

StrangerCoug
ika and
PrivateI

All of those who want to be a banker, wait for 3 games and check back for new announcement. Right now, you can join the player queue!

and now I wish I had never posted in this fucking topic, and now I have to watch it constantly pop up in my ego search.

Fuck this.

Sorry...

[Tatsuya Kaname]

Right now we're waiting for the Banker account to be activated, so while we wait, let's hear StrangerCoug's lucky box. 1-22, which one?

[Tatsuya Kaname]

The account activation is going to take a while, I think? But we'll wait for it...

[Tatsuya Kaname]

You'll need to post in the hydra activation thread.

Already, and we're waiting.

ika leaves the banker seat, so I need someone else, please.

[Tatsuya Kaname]

And the mods still didn't do anything with the account, and we're still waiting...

[Tatsuya Kaname]

The Banker's account is READY! PrivateI and StrangerCoug is the current Banker team. But since StrangerCoug is going to play game 1, only PrivateI will get the access to the account until Game 1 has finished. The PM telling about the account's login information has been sent to PrivateI, and we'll start now!

(PS. Actually, the Banker's team still have ONE free space. Interested? PM me to join!)

[Tatsuya Kaname]

(Applauses)

Hi there, and welcome to the All-New Deal or No Deal, where all funs and cash are still alive.

But this version of Deal or No Deal is special. Because, not only the new latest mechanics are introduced, we also have a

LIVE banker

!

Say hello to the Banker, which is controlled by

PrivateI and JDGA

!

(Applauses, and nothing happenned)

Well, they're in the other room anyway. This new game show is Player VS Player, or Banker. So it's a new thing and let's hope we give away big money!

Now, let's have our first player,

StrangerCoug

!

(Applauses, StrangerCoug brings Box 13 to the table)

Hi there. Wow, you're playing Box 13! Let's hope it's a lucky box and today, you could win up to $250,000!

1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
12	13	14	15	16	17	18	19	20	21	22

-OFFER:-	$-------
$0.01	$1,000
$0.10	$3,000
$0.50	$5,000
$1	$10,000
$5	$15,000
$10	$20,000
$50	$35,000
$100	$50,000
$250	$75,000
$500	$100,000
$750	$250,000

(Applauses)

Now, let's play Deal or No Deal. Select 5 boxes to be removed.

[Tatsuya Kaname]

There's no box 26! We have only 22 boxes.

Okay, I'll open the other boxes first. The bankers are watching you...

Spoiler: Box number 12... *breaks the seal*

$20,000

Well, not a bad start, I think?

Spoiler: Box number 19... *breaks the seal*

$5

(Applauses)

That's much better!

Spoiler: Box number 8... *breaks the seal*

$1,000

That's the low red.

Spoiler: Box number 9... *breaks the seal*

$35,000

Well, another red out there.

Spoiler: After 4 boxes - 1 left to pick

1	2	3	4	5	6	7	--	--	10	11
--	13	14	15	16	17	18	--	20	21	22

-OFFER:-	$-------
$0.01	--------
$0.10	$3,000
$0.50	$5,000
$1	$10,000
--------	$15,000
$10	--------
$50	--------
$100	$50,000
$250	$75,000
$500	$100,000
$750	$250,000

You still have one box to pick before we get to the opening offer.

[Tatsuya Kaname]

Alright, Box #2. Here we go.

Spoiler: Box number 2... *breaks the seal*

$10

(Applauses)

Good choice!

Spoiler: After 5 boxes - OFFER TIME

1	--	3	4	5	6	7	--	--	10	11
--	13	14	15	16	17	18	--	20	21	22

-OFFER:-	$-------
$0.01	--------
$0.10	$3,000
$0.50	$5,000
$1	$10,000
--------	$15,000
--------	--------
$50	--------
$100	$50,000
$250	$75,000
$500	$100,000
$750	$250,000

It's now time for our first offer. But this time, It's special. We'll wait for The Banker to send in his opening offer to me by loot shot (PT). And when it comes, StrangerCoug, you guess the offer, if your guess is within 10%, high or low, from The Banker's offer, you'll win the Offer Button, which you can press it once at anytime to force The Banker to make an offer.

Alright, we'll wait for The Banker's offer.

[Tatsuya Kaname]

(Woosh, I grab the cylinder)

There it comes. Alright, StrangerCoug, what is your guess?

[Tatsuya Kaname]

Before we start, I have to officially announce that you didn't win the Offer Button (the range was $9,000-11,000), but that doesn't hurt anybody, right?

And now, let's open the next 3 boxes.

Spoiler: Box number 6... *breaks the seal*

$50,000

(Groans)

Ooh, another Power Five.

Spoiler: Box number 1... *breaks the seal*

$0.01

(Burst of cheers)

Yes! It is now clear that you aren't a member of the 1 cent club!

Spoiler: Box number 22... *breaks the seal*

$750

(Applauses)

Good one!

Spoiler: After 8 boxes - OFFER TIME

--	--	3	4	5	--	7	--	--	10	11
--	13	14	15	16	17	18	--	20	21	--

DEAL-OR-	NO-DEAL?
--------	--------
$0.10	$3,000
$0.50	$5,000
$1	$10,000
--------	$15,000
--------	--------
$50	--------
$100	--------
$250	$75,000
$500	$100,000
--------	$250,000

Well, it's pretty an average round.

Let's see what the Banker has to say.

[Tatsuya Kaname]

Well, the Banker isn't in the good mood right now, maybe this next batch of boxes could make either you or the Banker happier.

Spoiler: Box number 7... *breaks the seal*

$10,000

A red out there.

Spoiler: Box number 10... *breaks the seal*

$50

(Applauses)

And a blue!

Spoiler: Box number 15... *breaks the seal*

$5,000

Well, another red.

Spoiler: After 11 boxes - OFFER TIME

--	--	3	4	5	--	--	--	--	--	11
--	13	14	--	16	17	18	--	20	21	--

DEAL-OR-	NO-DEAL?
--------	--------
$0.10	$3,000
$0.50	--------
$1	--------
--------	$15,000
--------	--------
--------	--------
$100	--------
$250	$75,000
$500	$100,000
--------	$250,000

Maybe this time the Banker would have a better offer...

[Tatsuya Kaname]

If you pass on this offer, you'll have to open another 3 boxes, which could make things better... Or worse...

StrangerCoug,

Deal or No Deal?

[Tatsuya Kaname]

Wow, this is going to be an interesting game, unless there's something with these next 3 boxes...

Spoiler: Box number 5... *breaks the seal*

$1

(Cheerings)

Awesome!

Spoiler: Box number 16... *breaks the seal*

$3,000

(Applauses)

Pretty average one.

Spoiler: Box number 21... *breaks the seal*

$250

(Applauses)

Yes! Good round here!

Spoiler: After 14 boxes - OFFER TIME

--	--	3	4	--	--	--	--	--	--	11
--	13	14	--	--	17	18	--	20	--	--

DEAL-OR-	NO-DEAL?
--------	--------
$0.10	--------
$0.50	--------
--------	--------
--------	$15,000
--------	--------
--------	--------
$100	--------
--------	$75,000
$500	$100,000
--------	$250,000

That makes you left with 4 bules, 4 reds and still 3 of the Power 5 on the board!

I bet you're going to like this offer from the Banker...

[Tatsuya Kaname]

Dealt at $28,000!

(Applauses)

Now, we're going to continue the game, to see what you could have won. Alright?

Let's see the next three boxes you would have chosen.

Spoiler: Box number 4... *breaks the seal*

$15,000

Another red.

Spoiler: Box number 18... *breaks the seal*

$0.10

Oh, a dime.

Spoiler: Box number 20... *breaks the seal*

$100

(Groans)

You could have still had those top three playing after this round!

Spoiler: After 17 boxes - OFFER TIME - Dealt at $28,000

--	--	3	--	--	--	--	--	--	--	11
--	13	14	--	--	17	--	--	--	--	--

DEAL-OR-	NO-DEAL?
$0.50	$75,000
--------	$100,000
$500	$250,000

And let's see what the Banker could have offered you...

[Tatsuya Kaname]

(Groans)

Almost triple!

And if you went on...

Spoiler: Box number 3... *breaks the seal*

$500

(Groans)

Spoiler: Box number 11... *breaks the seal*

$250,000

(Applauses)

There you go.

Spoiler: Box number 17... *breaks the seal*

$75,000

Hmmm.

Spoiler: After 20 boxes - FINAL OFFER - Dealt at $28,000

--	--	--	--	--	--	--	--	--	--	--
--	13	14	--	--	--	--	--	--	--	--

DEAL-OR-	NO-DEAL?
$0.50	--------
--------	$100,000
--------	--------

Fifty cents and a hundred grand?

And your final offer could have been...

[Tatsuya Kaname]

(Bankers?)

[Tatsuya Kaname]

Ooh. A bit dropped but still a lot.

And let's see if you made a right recision to deal.

Your Box 13 is worth...

Spoiler: StrangerCoug's Box number 13... *breaks the seal*

$0.50

(Applauses)

Good decision! Well, that's a good deal of

$28,000

!

(Applauses)

But we're not done yet, because we have this.

(StrangerCoug's family bring Box 23 to the table)



You can use your winnings to buy this Box 23.

Which could make you win

DOUBLE

the value, which is $56,000. Or

HALF

it down to $14,000.
Or you could get your

MONEY BACK

or

add a $10,000

to it and make it $38,000. Or to the worst, it could make you leave with

NOTHING

.

So, would you like to use your $28,000 to buy this Box 23?

(Below are the possible outcomes)

$56,000
$38,000
$28,000
$14,000
NOTHING

[Tatsuya Kaname]

Alright. No Box 23 this time.

But let's see what you've passed on...

Spoiler: BOX 23... *breaks the seal*

DOUBLE

(Groans)

Awww, you could go home with $56,000. But that's alright, you still have that $28,000. Use that wisely and thanks for coming. StrangerCoug, guys!

(Applauses)

NOTE: StrangerCoug will be joining the Banker team now!

[Tatsuya Kaname]

Next up is

Aronis

!

(Applauses)

Aronis, what is your lucky box today?

[Tatsuya Kaname]

Box 22! Alright, here comes the game. You can win up to $250,000 today!

1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
12	13	14	15	16	17	18	19	20	21	22

DEAL-OR-	NO-DEAL?
$0.01	$1,000
$0.10	$3,000
$0.50	$5,000
$1	$10,000
$5	$15,000
$10	$20,000
$50	$35,000
$100	$50,000
$250	$75,000
$500	$100,000
$750	$250,000

(Applauses)

Let's play Deal or No Deal. Select 5 boxes to be removed.

[Tatsuya Kaname]

Okay, let's start.

Spoiler: Box number 1... *breaks the seal*

$1,000

The lowest red.

Spoiler: Box number 2... *breaks the seal*

$100

(Applauses)

Better one!

Spoiler: Box number 3... *breaks the seal*

$5,000

It's okay, it's okay.

Spoiler: Box number 5... *breaks the seal*

$0.50

(Cheerings)

A half dollar! Great pick!

Spoiler: Box number 7... *breaks the seal*

$10,000

Well, another average round.

Spoiler: After 5 Boxes - OFFER TIME!

--	--	--	4	--	6	--	8	9	10	11
12	13	14	15	16	17	18	19	20	21	22

DEAL-OR-	NO-DEAL?
$0.01	--------
$0.10	$3,000
--------	--------
$1	--------
$5	$15,000
$10	$20,000
$50	$35,000
--------	$50,000
$250	$75,000
$500	$100,000
$750	$250,000

It's your first offer, Aronis. You'll have a chance to win the

offer button

if you can guess the offer within 10% range.

But first, let's wait for the Banker to send me his opening offer.

[Tatsuya Kaname]

Alright, he has sent me his offer. Now, Aronis, please make a guess, how much do you think is today's first offer? Please guess in

BOLD

.

[Tatsuya Kaname]

$15,000 is your guess. Now, let's hear what the Banker said...

[Tatsuya Kaname]

(The game will continue after V/LA.)

[Tatsuya Kaname]

Back on business! No offer button this time.

Spoiler: Box number 11... *breaks the seal*

$10

(Applauses)

Great!

Spoiler: Box number 13... *breaks the seal*

$15,000

Ooh.

Spoiler: Box number 17... *breaks the seal*

$35,000

Oh well.

Spoiler: After 8 Boxes - OFFER TIME!

--	--	--	4	--	6	--	8	9	10	--
12	--	14	15	16	--	18	19	20	21	22

DEAL-OR-	NO-DEAL?
$0.01	--------
$0.10	$3,000
--------	--------
$1	--------
$5	--------
--------	$20,000
$50	--------
--------	$50,000
$250	$75,000
$500	$100,000
$750	$250,000

Let's see the banker...