not pretending to have a useful power, shos.
but.. your not-sureness is kinda weirding me out. not the actual fact of you suspecting me, but the way you're going about it this time. you've essentially presented a bunch of 'could-haves', and you don't seem to be convinced one way or the other. you're testing the waters.
you're not thinking about why scum me would fakeclaim this, or anything like that. you're just pointing out that my role is pretty useless, therefore you're suspicious of it. no questioning as to why i would make up such a useless role? or why i would pretend to not know that you were a cardboard dog, hence why you being made of paper AND being able to bark actually made sense after all?
oh also i think someone asked this earlier, no size restrictions were mentioned in my role pm! thatd be kinda weird.
all seriousness tho, even if you think im scum, your fakeclaim theory kinda sucks. it would require me to have come up with the idea that my role only gave me a 'material', instead of a role, and then, once i saw all of your woofing, to decide that i had gotten a 'paper' result on you in the night, and that it was a weird thing that i could push. nevermind, if i wanted to do this i should have known it would amount to nothing, since there was actually no contradiction at all. there would be no point in doing any of that.
All hail the king, baby.
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