Mini 1778 — BuzzFeed UPick Mafia — Game Over

[kuribo]

aight i'll bite

Pledge Loyalty

to Generalissimo RadiantCowbells

town spotted

[kuribo]

VOTE: kuribo

I thought you retired?

you wish



you better be town, because i'll give you a hint.


remember POTUS Mafia?


same deal.

[kuribo]

There are some of you who don't know me, so allow me to introduce myself.

I go by many names. The Devil's Attack Dog. The Wielder of the Murdercock. The Keeper of Hell's Door. He Who Cannot Be Lynched. The Harbinger of Rage. Mastin's Bane. The Scourge of Serene.

To the scum, I am the Devil, and I come to do the Devil's business. I will bathe in your blood, my murdercock thirsts and it shall be slaked by your deaths. I will tear your souls asunder, casting you to the bottomless pit. It is to your everlasting misfortune that you drew scum in this game. To you, I am simply The End.

To everyone that already knews me: Hey, how's it going?

[kuribo]

Nahdia's not town yet but I want to lean that way
Also I think hippy is fine.

VOTE: kuribo

Cheeky. I will not share my pending immortality with you.

[kuribo]

There are some of you who don't know me, so allow me to introduce myself.

I go by many names. The Devil's Attack Dog. The Wielder of the Murdercock. The Keeper of Hell's Door. He Who Cannot Be Lynched. The Harbinger of Rage. Mastin's Bane. The Scourge of Serene.

To the scum, I am the Devil, and I come to do the Devil's business. I will bathe in your blood, my murdercock thirsts and it shall be slaked by your deaths. I will tear your souls asunder, casting you to the bottomless pit. It is to your everlasting misfortune that you drew scum in this game. To you, I am simply The End.

To everyone that already knews me: Hey, how's it going?

great how are you kuribo

Ask me tomorrow once my diets back in full swing and I'm working a sixteen hours lol

[kuribo]

I kinda wanna pledge loyalty just so I can talk to people outside this thread

But giving up my vote ehhhhhh


But on the other hand day 1 is usually a wash anyway


But on the third hand maybe this time it'll be different

But on the fourth hand it never is

But on the fifth hand I don't know if cow is town

But in the sixth hand I don't know if I see scum having that role

But on the seventh hand you never know

But on the eight hand people only have two hands anyway

[kuribo]

I'm sketched out by the people voting Nahdia when she can't directly fight back.

I don't like the smell of the Nahdia wagon.

[kuribo]

I'm sketched out by the people voting Nahdia when she can't directly fight back.

Convince me to swear fealty to you.

[kuribo]

Hey kuribo remember POTUS mafia?

You should do that again. That was really funny.

eh i would but reasons

[kuribo]

I wouldn't go so far as to say that this is necessarily indicative of town.

My logic is as follows:

If Nahdia were scum and RC is town, she'd probably hesitate turning her vote over THAT early, not knowing if it was going to end up dog-piling a scumbuddy.

If Nahdia were scum and RC were scum with her, she'd probably not want to tie herself to RC that quickly.

It isn't a matter of what she did, it was the timing.

[kuribo]

you're arguing over semantics and being a little shit

hey now, lets keep it civil, fucker

[kuribo]

Possiby at least one scum among Spiffeh, BRO, or Hiplop. Need to see more out of this interaction.

At least one scum among kuroi, Trollie, Aristo, and Parabola. First one of this group to wow me gets free town cred. Loser gets tunneled. Let's see what you got.

Nahdia still probtown, not sure yet about Cow. 50/50 on Maestro.

If I haven't mentioned you, it's because you've managed to go six pages without catching my gaze. That's not a good thing.

[kuribo]

RC please finish this sentence: "If kuribo swore loyalty to me I would feel ________."

Please explain your reasoning as well.

[kuribo]

Kuribo, when did you start structure-grouping?

Couple years ago


Actually


I did it in POTUS Mafia IIRC

[kuribo]

I don't really like kuribo's recent posts

I don't like your face.


When I attain immortality, I will be sure to send the town's mob to your door for your insolence.

[kuribo]

Kuribo is reminding me more of faraday than kuribo this game >_>

I've been told under no uncertain terms that I risk ban if I go overboard in this game and that people on the site have become mewling nannies who will whine about the slightest rage

[kuribo]

Plus I'm barely sleeping, I'm working a double shift tonight so no sleeping there, and my boss for some reason thinks I'm prone to emotional outbursts of anger

I know that sounds silly coming from me, but


Basically I'm trying not to get myself into too pissy a mood and end up Majiffy'd

[kuribo]

He lost his chance to be obvtown when he pretended to be suspecting me for the same bad reason BRO was

PEdit: It's ok take a nap

Nap would be good if I weren't working the aforementioned double shift.


Still got

13 hours to go

[kuribo]

He lost his chance to be obvtown when he pretended to be suspecting me for the same bad reason BRO was

PEdit: It's ok take a nap

Nap would be good if I weren't working the aforementioned double shift.


Still got

13 hours to go

I want you guys to post a shit ton so I have something to do at 3am tonight while the patients are sleeping

[kuribo]

Kuroi: You're voting Nahdia. Explain. Also weigh in on Spiffeh/hiplop/BRO drama.

[kuribo]

Kuroi: You're voting Nahdia. Explain. Also weigh in on Spiffeh/hiplop/BRO drama.

13-hour deadline on this. When I clock out at 7am EST tomorrow morning, I want to have read an answer.

[kuribo]

@Cow: have any of your new friends claimed to you? Obviously they must at least lean town on your role to hand over their vote. I'm not asking you to tell us their claims if they have, just a yes or no will suffice.

[kuribo]

Nahdia offered to claim but I asked her not to because we don't know who will end up in the thread.

Nothing from Maestro.

Definitely leaning more town on Nahdia now.

Maestro worries me a little. Is he active over there? Would you be concerned he'd try and take the temperature of the neighborhood or steer it a certain way as it were?

[kuribo]

I'm not willing to call him scum just yet, but I'm biased, having both caught him as scum and falsely accused him of being scum


Ie, I usually find bro scummy and I'm trying to push that aside for now

[kuribo]

Never misread him out of how many games?

I've never misread DGB over nine years but even I can't read her on day 1.

[kuribo]

Like, RC, we've never actually been co-aligned other than NY165.

*twitches with PTSD*

[kuribo]

Lol wait did pisskop seriously say he remembered me from Binding of fucking Isaac


The game where I got so pissed at pirate mollie that I fucking claimed and then rage quit on day 1? Well I mean one of them


And yet he finds these interactions fucking weird?


Lol, obvscum is fucking obv

[kuribo]

^ @mod wrong game, please delete

[kuribo]

Lol


Thanks I needed that tonight haha

[kuribo]

^ @mod wrong game, please delete

I am choosing to keep the post for posterity.

Fair enough, Cow's response makes no sense without the context and it gave me a laugh

[kuribo]

I was actually enjoying this game


But

@mod: replace me please. I should have never come out of retirement. I'm fucking done.

[kuribo]

um. so.

i hate to make myself look stupid but.

why was that endgame? it was 4 town left, 3 scum left. shouldn't that be lylo?

It shouldn't have been.

if town lynches the lovers, night goes to 3:2 with town having no way to prevent the kill

If they lynch any other scum, night goes to 4:2 which becomes 3:2 the next day. Another non lover lynch makes it 3:1 going to night. Another town dies, 2:1. The town lover lynches scum buddy two votes to one, leaving one town as sole survivor.


A long shot but possible.

[kuribo]

Frankly day 1 should have ended with the mod kill anyway which is the case almost always

[kuribo]

Btw I never intended to gift any shots of my tree stump ability. I was fully intending to stump night 1 and be done with it

I picked that article fully intending to be a tree stump.

[kuribo]

No one this game because the person I'm referring to clearly wasn't in this game?

Okay, then why the fuck are you being like this?

you're literally just being a weird, unnecessary bully for NO reason.

pedit: same. for our ego's lets say this was a town win >_>

Actually since I was wrongfully mod killed through no action of my own, I am the sole winner, so suck it.

[kuribo]

hey kurribo if I linked you to a game where I went all out rage wise would you battle me in the rage of the century? I don't think Ive gotten even remotely close to it here, and it seems fun.

No the whole point of wanting to retire is to NOT have to argue with idiots

[kuribo]

Also you spelled my god damn name wrong

[kuribo]

I think everyone in this game is cool and I'm going back to my alcohol now.

I thought you were fun to play with.

Always nice to check in with the up-n-comers.

[kuribo]

Kuribo, I was excited to play with you. Your name precedes you!
I was sad when you were killed off (though relieved I didn't have to deal with a vocal Treestump.)

Last time I was a tree stump, I helped town roll the entire scum team. I got sidetracked a couple times but shouting for their blood as an indestructible God of death was pretty fun

[kuribo]

hey kurribo if I linked you to a game where I went all out rage wise would you battle me in the rage of the century? I don't think Ive gotten even remotely close to it here, and it seems fun.

No the whole point of wanting to retire is to NOT have to argue with idiots

see this is why it sounds fun

Its more exhausting than fun

[kuribo]

I was wondering why it ended, but I figured it was some weirdness with lovers. I dunno. It was fun though!

Also, as someone once told me: "Being right about the scum is only half of winning, the other half is being convincing enough to get the votes to hang them."

I always say if all you do is catch the scum, you've only done half your job

[kuribo]

Kuribo, I was excited to play with you. Your name precedes you!
I was sad when you were killed off (though relieved I didn't have to deal with a vocal Treestump.)

Last time I was a tree stump, I helped town roll the entire scum team. I got sidetracked a couple times but shouting for their blood as an indestructible God of death was pretty fun

Hahahaha!
That would have been amusing as heck! XD

Knock yourself out:

http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?f=54&t=34790

[kuribo]

hey kurribo if I linked you to a game where I went all out rage wise would you battle me in the rage of the century? I don't think Ive gotten even remotely close to it here, and it seems fun.

No the whole point of wanting to retire is to NOT have to argue with idiots

see this is why it sounds fun

Its more exhausting than fun

That's only if you make it exhausting. I used to scream really random insults at some of my players, and other times just generic ones to keep them on their toes. Screaming is really fun when you have proper comebacks.

Son, if I thought for even two seconds that you were worth the effort of taking my pants off, rest assured I would piss a never ending stream of hellfire upon your moldering corpse and then make a fortune charging people to watch.

[kuribo]

what the fuck

I hope you fucking shove a pineapple between up your arse you fookin cheeky cum dumpster you.

Come at me with that amateur hour bullshit, and I promise you, I will kill myself right here, only to resurrect myself as a being of pure malevolence. I will use my disgust for your shitty insults as fuel to drive my indomitable will. I will use my dark powers to travel through time and space, visiting each of your ancestors, stealing their very souls and bringing them with me to the present. Once here, the full lineage of your family name will bear witness to the shame their DNA has resulted in. Only briefly, however, because my dark visage will become something new, something terrifying as it devours you slowly in front of them, first your soul, then your body, then the spirits of your ancestors. After i have wiped the earth clean of any memory you would have left behind, I will begin the dark work of laying this planet to ruin.

[kuribo]

I was a fool to think this one showed promise. I suppose it serves as a reminder that a king stands alone.

[kuribo]

I need no crown, the admiration of lesser posters like yourself is my crown, the reputation you know me from is my scepter, and your fear is my throne. Your insults wouldn't hurt the feelings of an over sensitive child. They are as weak and mild as a stroke victim.

I won't be stepping on any Legos as long as you pick your toys up like a good little boy.

[kuribo]

I'd change the part about a week and mild stroke victim to "as weak as my overused meme of which I talk about how great I am XDDDDDD."

Anyway, a king with no crown is no more than a mere poser. However, a king with no power is no more than the mere dirt I walk upon Hear that? That's the screams of the man I just struck down in Vietnam. I struck him with lightning just now, and his family's panicking around his body. The little brother is crying while the mom is dialing the equivalent to 911 on their shittyhpne that's basicslly their only phone. The man won't live, but the hospital bill will put them into severe debt anyway.

Where is your mothers.

Well of course you'd change it to that. You're not very good at this, that's why.

The Vietnam war ended almost 20 years ago. Combined with your spelling and your insults, your confusion indicates that you may very well be having a stroke. Please seek medical attention.

Where is my mother? My mother is smiling proudly at the fact she raised her son to be literate. A feeling I'm sure you can't relate, but it's rather nice.

Are you done assaulting the English language and embarrassing yourself with half-ass "insults" yet?

[kuribo]

I'd change the part about a week and mild stroke victim to "as weak as my overused meme of which I talk about how great I am XDDDDDD."

Anyway, a king with no crown is no more than a mere poser. However, a king with no power is no more than the mere dirt I walk upon Hear that? That's the screams of the man I just struck down in Vietnam. I struck him with lightning just now, and his family's panicking around his body. The little brother is crying while the mom is dialing the equivalent to 911 on their shittyhpne that's basicslly their only phone. The man won't live, but the hospital bill will put them into severe debt anyway.

Where is your mothers.

A king need not spell. He simply conveys what he means directly into your head. That's why despite all my errors. Anyone with half a brain cell can comprehend what it means.

Well I mean... Sure people with half a brain cell can comprehend, considering you managed to write it with less than half of that

[kuribo]

Here you go you might wanna try this

https://www.jspell.com/public-spell-checker.html

[kuribo]

On the one hand I'm glad you used that spell check website I found you. On the other hand, your posts are still shit. I mean, they're correctly spelled shit, but it's kinda like you're just polishing a turd. You might be proud of it, but the rest of us don't want to see it and we secretly wonder why you bothered to begin with.


Jesus fucking on a cracker, if your posts get any longer, they'll be my dick.

[kuribo]

Bring it, golf pencil.

[kuribo]

^^^the fuck is all this

The whitest thing I ever read to be honest

[kuribo]

Oh, also, Kuribo slaughtered this battle. Sorry KTS!

To be the man, WHOOOOO, ya gotta beat the man!